alex plaster
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"wherever there is a human being there is an opportunity for kindness" - seneca
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probably one of the more accurate applications of how the founding fathers viewed the second amendment tbh
America is really beautiful and interesting. For example right now we have two different candidates for national office who are just straight up shooting surveillance cameras www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Meet the candidates putting bullets in Flock cameras
Some political hopefuls aren't just opposed to surveillance cameras—they're shooting at them.
www.motherjones.com
September 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
probably one of the more accurate applications of how the founding fathers viewed the second amendment tbh
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This is look of someone who has regular deep conversations with Aaron Rodgers
in case you were curious about DK Metcalf’s official headshot, this is what it looks like
September 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
This is look of someone who has regular deep conversations with Aaron Rodgers
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Your dad would be proud as hell of you, my man.
The last speaker at the 9/11 remembrance ceremony lost his father to the attacks.
September 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Your dad would be proud as hell of you, my man.
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the 2 receiving yards by by 49ers center Jake Brendel in tonight's Rams-49ers game is the first time any NFL center has recorded receiving yards since
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49ers center Jake Brendel got 2 receiving yards in a 2024 Rams-49ers game (on a last-play lateral)
shoutout @pro-football-reference.com
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49ers center Jake Brendel got 2 receiving yards in a 2024 Rams-49ers game (on a last-play lateral)
shoutout @pro-football-reference.com
September 11, 2026 at 1:39 AM
the 2 receiving yards by by 49ers center Jake Brendel in tonight's Rams-49ers game is the first time any NFL center has recorded receiving yards since
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49ers center Jake Brendel got 2 receiving yards in a 2024 Rams-49ers game (on a last-play lateral)
shoutout @pro-football-reference.com
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49ers center Jake Brendel got 2 receiving yards in a 2024 Rams-49ers game (on a last-play lateral)
shoutout @pro-football-reference.com
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The Aussie punter that started it all!
greatest Aussie moment in NFL history? this tackle by 30-year-old rookie punter Darren Bennett
September 11, 2026 at 1:27 AM
The Aussie punter that started it all!
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My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
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here, watch Wesley Woodyard’s soul leave his body AT THE MERE MEMORY of meeting McCaffrey for the first time … and ask yourself why you did nothing 😢
youtube.com/shorts/NG7kd...
youtube.com/shorts/NG7kd...
September 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
here, watch Wesley Woodyard’s soul leave his body AT THE MERE MEMORY of meeting McCaffrey for the first time … and ask yourself why you did nothing 😢
youtube.com/shorts/NG7kd...
youtube.com/shorts/NG7kd...
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Packers fans (and football enjoyers) on Bluesky, the official app of sports, should be following @byjbh.bsky.social and @tspoon62.bsky.social, among others.
September 1, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Packers fans (and football enjoyers) on Bluesky, the official app of sports, should be following @byjbh.bsky.social and @tspoon62.bsky.social, among others.
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I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
August 31, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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JOHN MADDEN: Look right here, Pat. You see Tua shriveling, shriveling, shriveling and then boom, shriveled. He's a husk of a man.
PAT SUMMERALL: An affront...to God
PAT SUMMERALL: An affront...to God
August 28, 2026 at 11:34 PM
JOHN MADDEN: Look right here, Pat. You see Tua shriveling, shriveling, shriveling and then boom, shriveled. He's a husk of a man.
PAT SUMMERALL: An affront...to God
PAT SUMMERALL: An affront...to God
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when your case for a player is going well
August 19, 2026 at 2:15 PM
when your case for a player is going well
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Sometimes it works
August 14, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Sometimes it works
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The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it.
August 13, 2026 at 12:39 PM
The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it.
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rockets are penis and healthcare is vagina, thats the only reason we are living like this
August 12, 2026 at 1:31 PM
rockets are penis and healthcare is vagina, thats the only reason we are living like this
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I am going to try to explain what just happened in the Blue Jays/Red Sox game. Reskeet if you want to. So the Red Sox had runners on first and second, no outs. The batter hit a low liner toward 1st base which bounced once on the dirt just as Vladdy dove to stop the ball. It would have looked like...
August 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I am going to try to explain what just happened in the Blue Jays/Red Sox game. Reskeet if you want to. So the Red Sox had runners on first and second, no outs. The batter hit a low liner toward 1st base which bounced once on the dirt just as Vladdy dove to stop the ball. It would have looked like...
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Tip from your financial advisor:
Early in your career, put one tub of Dean's French Onion Dip into your 401k.
Don't make any withdrawals, no matter how strapped you might be.
Through the miracle of tax-advantaged compounding, you will have a vast fortune when you're ready to retire.
Early in your career, put one tub of Dean's French Onion Dip into your 401k.
Don't make any withdrawals, no matter how strapped you might be.
Through the miracle of tax-advantaged compounding, you will have a vast fortune when you're ready to retire.
August 4, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Tip from your financial advisor:
Early in your career, put one tub of Dean's French Onion Dip into your 401k.
Don't make any withdrawals, no matter how strapped you might be.
Through the miracle of tax-advantaged compounding, you will have a vast fortune when you're ready to retire.
Early in your career, put one tub of Dean's French Onion Dip into your 401k.
Don't make any withdrawals, no matter how strapped you might be.
Through the miracle of tax-advantaged compounding, you will have a vast fortune when you're ready to retire.
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say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
July 28, 2026 at 3:10 PM
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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ok, ban all podcasts but this one can stay
July 28, 2026 at 2:32 AM
ok, ban all podcasts but this one can stay
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this should be SNL's entire 2026-27 season, just airing this nonstop
July 23, 2026 at 4:50 PM
this should be SNL's entire 2026-27 season, just airing this nonstop
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lol YES
July 22, 2026 at 12:15 PM
lol YES