Legend
@alfe-romeo.bsky.social
TM31–210 enjoyer. Bang a gong, let’s get it on.
#FF7RP #FFVIIRP #MVRP
#FF7RP #FFVIIRP #MVRP
// Please keep in mind. This is an extremely fun dynamic as a husband-and-wife duo. Nitro and Legend are not romantically involved at all, this is pure sibling-esque spite.
(I’d hardly say Nitro is romantically inclined, even! :wheeze:)
(I’d hardly say Nitro is romantically inclined, even! :wheeze:)
September 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
// Please keep in mind. This is an extremely fun dynamic as a husband-and-wife duo. Nitro and Legend are not romantically involved at all, this is pure sibling-esque spite.
(I’d hardly say Nitro is romantically inclined, even! :wheeze:)
(I’d hardly say Nitro is romantically inclined, even! :wheeze:)
You drank some after I did to commiserate and I had to hold YOUR hair back. Bitch. Bitch bitch. Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. It is appreciated though.
Look…. I drank some too and was fine. It wasn’t that much!
September 15, 2026 at 11:11 PM
You drank some after I did to commiserate and I had to hold YOUR hair back. Bitch. Bitch bitch. Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. It is appreciated though.
No, but I’m pretty fucking close, when it comes right down to it.
Legend… you are not indestructible
Fe fi fo fum, fuck this bitchmade grill brush.
September 15, 2026 at 11:09 PM
No, but I’m pretty fucking close, when it comes right down to it.
I only puked the first time you gave me that demon concoction because you ACTUALLY SPILLED SOME REAL, NOT-JOKING GASOLINE INTO IT
YOU FUCKING SPASTIC
YOU FUCKING SPASTIC
September 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I only puked the first time you gave me that demon concoction because you ACTUALLY SPILLED SOME REAL, NOT-JOKING GASOLINE INTO IT
YOU FUCKING SPASTIC
YOU FUCKING SPASTIC
Fe fi fo fum, fuck this bitchmade grill brush.
Legend… stop impaling yourself with grill brushes @alfe-romeo.bsky.social
September 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Fe fi fo fum, fuck this bitchmade grill brush.
But of course, I’ve kept her well. Even got her filigreed like a proper underworld gangster!
[[Laughter.]]
[[Laughter.]]
You know… somehow that makes more sense…. You still taking care of that sawed off I gave you?
Oh, that one is even easier. Dead man’s switch on information she would hate to have released to the public.
September 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
But of course, I’ve kept her well. Even got her filigreed like a proper underworld gangster!
[[Laughter.]]
[[Laughter.]]
Oh, that one is even easier. Dead man’s switch on information she would hate to have released to the public.
How has Knife not murdered you yet?
That’s a very good question that I don’t quite have an answer for. Perhaps I already slew all my enemies…or perhaps I left no witnesses. Or perhaps I’m too hard to approach…any number of answers to such a question, really.
September 15, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Oh, that one is even easier. Dead man’s switch on information she would hate to have released to the public.
That’s a very good question that I don’t quite have an answer for. Perhaps I already slew all my enemies…or perhaps I left no witnesses. Or perhaps I’m too hard to approach…any number of answers to such a question, really.
Easier than you it would seem. Mr “I am legend I’m going to walk my death god of the battlefield ass all around town without changing a thing”. How have you not been killed yet?
All about the mystique with you. How does someone like *you* lay low enough to stay alive? Heavens forfend, you are the opposite of subtle.
September 15, 2026 at 4:53 AM
That’s a very good question that I don’t quite have an answer for. Perhaps I already slew all my enemies…or perhaps I left no witnesses. Or perhaps I’m too hard to approach…any number of answers to such a question, really.
All about the mystique with you. How does someone like *you* lay low enough to stay alive? Heavens forfend, you are the opposite of subtle.
Oh you know… surviving Shinra and making my own business
I retrieved my forklift certification upon a heap of bodies and shredded compliance regulations. I have conquered the mountain. Where have YOU been?
September 15, 2026 at 4:44 AM
All about the mystique with you. How does someone like *you* lay low enough to stay alive? Heavens forfend, you are the opposite of subtle.
I retrieved my forklift certification upon a heap of bodies and shredded compliance regulations. I have conquered the mountain. Where have YOU been?
Disaster zone? I’m more OSHA compliant than your ass will ever be
Eat my entire ass, you walking disaster zone.
September 15, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I retrieved my forklift certification upon a heap of bodies and shredded compliance regulations. I have conquered the mountain. Where have YOU been?
Eat my entire ass, you walking disaster zone.
September 15, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Eat my entire ass, you walking disaster zone.
I am not that old! I just don’t remember ever having reading materials. It was maybe five percent office talk, ninety-five percent fieldwork…
Legend… I think your age is finally getting to you…
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I had a handbook?????
I had a handbook?????
September 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I am not that old! I just don’t remember ever having reading materials. It was maybe five percent office talk, ninety-five percent fieldwork…
……………
I had a handbook?????
I had a handbook?????
…. YOURE THE BASTARD THAT GAVE IT TO ME
Wait. You got a handbook?
September 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
……………
I had a handbook?????
I had a handbook?????
Wait. You got a handbook?
I regret to inform you that Knife the Second was never given a handbook…
[[Processing…]]
September 15, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Wait. You got a handbook?
Oooooohhhhhh. You wanted to enlist my expertise. Knife…are you absolutely sure you want me to deal with nonames? I need you to well and truly think about this.
I know… that is why I asked for your help! Teach!!! And also the vices were to take the edge off
Knife, I’m going to need more than a pair of my vices to get over the enshittification of my juniors.
September 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Oooooohhhhhh. You wanted to enlist my expertise. Knife…are you absolutely sure you want me to deal with nonames? I need you to well and truly think about this.
Knife, I’m going to need more than a pair of my vices to get over the enshittification of my juniors.
-offers whiskey and coffee-
September 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Knife, I’m going to need more than a pair of my vices to get over the enshittification of my juniors.
Damn, they really do just hang the nonames out to die these days, eh?
…
Mmm. Knife…what prompted the need to mention the black rooms?
I am…concerned.
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Mmm. Knife…what prompted the need to mention the black rooms?
I am…concerned.
I have learned that the training shit you and veld put me through doesn’t happen anymore. They don’t even know about the secret arsenal Legend
…what did you do this time.
September 15, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Damn, they really do just hang the nonames out to die these days, eh?
…
Mmm. Knife…what prompted the need to mention the black rooms?
I am…concerned.
…
Mmm. Knife…what prompted the need to mention the black rooms?
I am…concerned.
…what did you do this time.
September 15, 2026 at 1:31 AM
…what did you do this time.
[[Stares motherfuckerly.]]
It must have been Nitro all those other times, then. I always knew she was trouble. Even more than I already did.
It must have been Nitro all those other times, then. I always knew she was trouble. Even more than I already did.
You say that like I would! Rude ass mother fucker
Good fireworks factories don’t just dump shit in and hope it works, and neither do I!
September 14, 2026 at 1:15 PM
[[Stares motherfuckerly.]]
It must have been Nitro all those other times, then. I always knew she was trouble. Even more than I already did.
It must have been Nitro all those other times, then. I always knew she was trouble. Even more than I already did.
Good fireworks factories don’t just dump shit in and hope it works, and neither do I!
September 14, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Good fireworks factories don’t just dump shit in and hope it works, and neither do I!
I’ve changed some of my methods and would prefer not to have a nonstandard device in my inventory due to the consistency issues that might arise. That’s all. Explosives are very precise instruments!
HEY! You taught me to make them!
Somehow less trustworthy than you trying to make a bomb and that’s fucking *saying something.*
September 14, 2026 at 5:32 AM
I’ve changed some of my methods and would prefer not to have a nonstandard device in my inventory due to the consistency issues that might arise. That’s all. Explosives are very precise instruments!