Alison
@alibee.bsky.social
I like stuff.
(For real tho: VP of Engineering, obsessed with addressing issues of bias in hiring processes, feminist SJW.)
(For real tho: VP of Engineering, obsessed with addressing issues of bias in hiring processes, feminist SJW.)
@coryreeder.bsky.social I figured it out! But I still have no idea why you look familiar, haha.
August 25, 2026 at 3:28 AM
@coryreeder.bsky.social I figured it out! But I still have no idea why you look familiar, haha.
This was perfection. #howtogettoheavenfrombelfast #derrygirls
August 25, 2026 at 3:27 AM
This was perfection. #howtogettoheavenfrombelfast #derrygirls
Ask yourself: what's more terrifying, fear, or the frightened?
June 28, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Ask yourself: what's more terrifying, fear, or the frightened?
I'm at the point of wanting to surgically attach a cold pack to the back of my neck to keep my vagus nerve / nervous system in check. iykyk
May 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I'm at the point of wanting to surgically attach a cold pack to the back of my neck to keep my vagus nerve / nervous system in check. iykyk
I think there is something about my background at a software engineer that intersects with my imposter syndrome+cheapness that made me try to fix my broken dryer long enough to come *just* a bit shy of wasting money.
tl;dr it's only 6 years old, and out of warranty, and ...
tl;dr it's only 6 years old, and out of warranty, and ...
April 23, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I think there is something about my background at a software engineer that intersects with my imposter syndrome+cheapness that made me try to fix my broken dryer long enough to come *just* a bit shy of wasting money.
tl;dr it's only 6 years old, and out of warranty, and ...
tl;dr it's only 6 years old, and out of warranty, and ...
Someone please eli5: why aren't people going on about how great Shrinking is, the way they did Ted Lasso?
April 19, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Someone please eli5: why aren't people going on about how great Shrinking is, the way they did Ted Lasso?
About to watch Project Hail Mary, which I heard when it was released b/c @realrayporter.bsky.social is the best audiobook narrator ever (see: his work on 14) and then there is his wonderful face in the previews!!!! Woo! (I have recommended this audiobook a billion times, so excited for this movie.)
March 22, 2026 at 10:09 PM
About to watch Project Hail Mary, which I heard when it was released b/c @realrayporter.bsky.social is the best audiobook narrator ever (see: his work on 14) and then there is his wonderful face in the previews!!!! Woo! (I have recommended this audiobook a billion times, so excited for this movie.)
Watching RHOBH and it's great (?) to know that my ex isn't the only one making horribly self-centered, uninformed takes when it comes to post-separation decisions with his kids. Me and Rachel Zoe have shared experiences! Who knew!
March 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Watching RHOBH and it's great (?) to know that my ex isn't the only one making horribly self-centered, uninformed takes when it comes to post-separation decisions with his kids. Me and Rachel Zoe have shared experiences! Who knew!
Me (threatening to take a solo vacation): I'd climb to the top of a pyramid but they'd probably shoot me off cause you're not supposed to do that.
17yo: They have guns?
Me: Well, they did back then. It was weird to see guards walking around with giant rifles, but that was 25 years ago.
17yo: Unc.
17yo: They have guns?
Me: Well, they did back then. It was weird to see guards walking around with giant rifles, but that was 25 years ago.
17yo: Unc.
March 4, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Me (threatening to take a solo vacation): I'd climb to the top of a pyramid but they'd probably shoot me off cause you're not supposed to do that.
17yo: They have guns?
Me: Well, they did back then. It was weird to see guards walking around with giant rifles, but that was 25 years ago.
17yo: Unc.
17yo: They have guns?
Me: Well, they did back then. It was weird to see guards walking around with giant rifles, but that was 25 years ago.
17yo: Unc.
Alan Wake 2 and Death Stranding 2 both fulfill my need for a video game to also be a badass rock musical. Thank you @remedygames.com and @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp 💙
March 2, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Alan Wake 2 and Death Stranding 2 both fulfill my need for a video game to also be a badass rock musical. Thank you @remedygames.com and @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp 💙
Not me just chillin to RHOP Season 10 Reunion and then Andy Cohen making me literally guffaw. Like, my abs hurt.
February 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Not me just chillin to RHOP Season 10 Reunion and then Andy Cohen making me literally guffaw. Like, my abs hurt.
I'm watching Alex freeclimb Taipei 101 and even just watching it on the television is giving me a full-body anxiety attack. 200ft to the top, all I can hope is that at the end of this climb, he's safe. #skyscraperlive
January 25, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I'm watching Alex freeclimb Taipei 101 and even just watching it on the television is giving me a full-body anxiety attack. 200ft to the top, all I can hope is that at the end of this climb, he's safe. #skyscraperlive
Name the video: stunningly gorgeous Egyptian queen leaves her equally impressively beautiful pharaoh, and her richly appointed life, for sexually ambiguous fae being decked out in Spirit Halloween Egyptian costume.
January 13, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Name the video: stunningly gorgeous Egyptian queen leaves her equally impressively beautiful pharaoh, and her richly appointed life, for sexually ambiguous fae being decked out in Spirit Halloween Egyptian costume.
Nik gave me Life's Too Short on DVD for xmas. Given how much I adore The Office, Extras, Derek, After Life, etc, I'm not shocked at the number of lols I had in EP one, and I'm sure I'll cry by the end. ty @mrrickygervais.bsky.social, @stephenmerchant.bsky.social , and @warwickdavis.bsky.social 💙
January 4, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Nik gave me Life's Too Short on DVD for xmas. Given how much I adore The Office, Extras, Derek, After Life, etc, I'm not shocked at the number of lols I had in EP one, and I'm sure I'll cry by the end. ty @mrrickygervais.bsky.social, @stephenmerchant.bsky.social , and @warwickdavis.bsky.social 💙
No one will ever convince me that Lady Deathstrike's nails make any fucking sense.
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
No one will ever convince me that Lady Deathstrike's nails make any fucking sense.
In case anyone here can help influence it, we need more Davey and Jonesie. Season 2. Someone make it happen.
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
In case anyone here can help influence it, we need more Davey and Jonesie. Season 2. Someone make it happen.
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Thimbleweed Park is currently $4.99 on Steam. Get it. Play it. Tell @terribletoybox.com how much you love it (because it's going to be a lot).
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October 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Thimbleweed Park is currently $4.99 on Steam. Get it. Play it. Tell @terribletoybox.com how much you love it (because it's going to be a lot).
store.steampowered.com/app/569860/T...
store.steampowered.com/app/569860/T...
I have problematic vestibular issues; I take 3 different meds before flying and it still makes me super naseous. Then there was turbulence... so to the lady who got mad at me for standing when the seat belt light went off & folk deplaned b/c "what if there's a medical emergency", MA'AM THAT'S ME.
October 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I have problematic vestibular issues; I take 3 different meds before flying and it still makes me super naseous. Then there was turbulence... so to the lady who got mad at me for standing when the seat belt light went off & folk deplaned b/c "what if there's a medical emergency", MA'AM THAT'S ME.
Have cereal bags gotten harder to open since we were kids? Or are my hands just pathetically weak?
October 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Have cereal bags gotten harder to open since we were kids? Or are my hands just pathetically weak?
heading to dreamforce and becoming the thing I hate
October 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
heading to dreamforce and becoming the thing I hate
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A protest sculpture depicting Trump with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein appeared briefly on the National Mall in Washington, D.C., bearing the caption “Best Friends Forever.” (This photo was shared with us the piece was installed by an anonymous artist collective.)
September 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
A protest sculpture depicting Trump with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein appeared briefly on the National Mall in Washington, D.C., bearing the caption “Best Friends Forever.” (This photo was shared with us the piece was installed by an anonymous artist collective.)
Started reading Justin's book sitting in Las Vegas airport and immediately teared up at the dedication, then at the intro, so I guess I'm not reading this on the flight.
September 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Started reading Justin's book sitting in Las Vegas airport and immediately teared up at the dedication, then at the intro, so I guess I'm not reading this on the flight.
ok I'm starting to be confused by @megkeene.bsky.social , like is that a parody account?
September 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
ok I'm starting to be confused by @megkeene.bsky.social , like is that a parody account?
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Windows 98 Plus: Travel
September 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Windows 98 Plus: Travel