@alizajane89.bsky.social
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@catacalypto.bsky.social FAO specifically you: Beaufort’s The Grudge perfume smells exactly like Failbetter‘s Sunless Sea would smell and is my current favourite
September 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
@catacalypto.bsky.social FAO specifically you: Beaufort’s The Grudge perfume smells exactly like Failbetter‘s Sunless Sea would smell and is my current favourite
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What do *you* need today? How about a cute litul Oaks Bottom chipmunk about to eat a nut.
September 12, 2026 at 12:31 AM
What do *you* need today? How about a cute litul Oaks Bottom chipmunk about to eat a nut.
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please do mind the potholes and remember to double check your breakfast burritos for weird ingredients (cauliflower)
Also, if you live in a part of the country that is not welcoming to you, because you're LGBTQ+ or because you're an immigrant or because you're being denied reproductive health care or for any other reason related to who you are, please consider coming to Portland.
They Arrived: Portland Is Becoming a Haven for Gender Refugees
Thousands of people are leaving Texas, Florida and other states that are waging a culture war on LGBTQ+ people. Portland needs them.
www.wweek.com
September 8, 2026 at 8:40 PM
please do mind the potholes and remember to double check your breakfast burritos for weird ingredients (cauliflower)
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me: I just want to drink coffee and look out of my office window
cat: no
cat: no
September 6, 2026 at 2:14 PM
me: I just want to drink coffee and look out of my office window
cat: no
cat: no
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Small but extremely qualified.
September 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Small but extremely qualified.
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I guess having your uniform be 'call of duty cosplay' comes with some drawbacks
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
September 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I guess having your uniform be 'call of duty cosplay' comes with some drawbacks
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WELL WELL WELL WHO'S THE BIGGER YOUTUBER NOW
“Bad news for publisher HarperCollins: The book-buying subset of MrBeast fans appears to be vanishingly small. Two people close to the project say The Most Dangerous Games is on track to be a historic bomb…”
September 2, 2026 at 11:39 AM
WELL WELL WELL WHO'S THE BIGGER YOUTUBER NOW
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excuse me i can't stop laughing, this is so fucking funny.
oh noes, is your local yarn shop run by lesbians? got your feelings hurt by seeing Fuck ICE patterns on Ravelry? go crochet a snowflake about it or whatever
oh noes, is your local yarn shop run by lesbians? got your feelings hurt by seeing Fuck ICE patterns on Ravelry? go crochet a snowflake about it or whatever
September 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
excuse me i can't stop laughing, this is so fucking funny.
oh noes, is your local yarn shop run by lesbians? got your feelings hurt by seeing Fuck ICE patterns on Ravelry? go crochet a snowflake about it or whatever
oh noes, is your local yarn shop run by lesbians? got your feelings hurt by seeing Fuck ICE patterns on Ravelry? go crochet a snowflake about it or whatever
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1996: can't use the internet without your phone
2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication.
2026: can't use the internet without your phone
2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication.
2026: can't use the internet without your phone
July 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
1996: can't use the internet without your phone
2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication.
2026: can't use the internet without your phone
2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication.
2026: can't use the internet without your phone
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September is Baby Safety Month. Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.
September 1, 2026 at 3:26 PM
September is Baby Safety Month. Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.
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Literally what are we doing as a species. The world is under our control. And yet we are forcing ourselves to live more and more boring myopic yet simultaneously high-pressure lives. For zero reason. It's incredibly frustrating.
August 28, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Literally what are we doing as a species. The world is under our control. And yet we are forcing ourselves to live more and more boring myopic yet simultaneously high-pressure lives. For zero reason. It's incredibly frustrating.
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Not only is it @askhistorians.bsky.social's birthday, it's @mimicofmodes.com's new book cover reveal!
Look at this beauty!
www.routledge.com/Eighteenth-C...
Look at this beauty!
www.routledge.com/Eighteenth-C...
August 28, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Not only is it @askhistorians.bsky.social's birthday, it's @mimicofmodes.com's new book cover reveal!
Look at this beauty!
www.routledge.com/Eighteenth-C...
Look at this beauty!
www.routledge.com/Eighteenth-C...
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They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls.
CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded
CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing
CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded
CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing
April 15, 2026 at 2:25 AM
They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls.
CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded
CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing
CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded
CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing
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Hey, Project C has a name! PRECOGNITION. Excited to be collaborating with newly launched @kineticpub.bsky.social on this, our wildest ride yet!
PRECOGNITION, by @halfmermaid.co and published by Kinetic Publishing.
Launching on PC via Steam, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, and Nintendo Switch 2 in Spring 2028.
Wishlist now: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2771630/precognition/
Launching on PC via Steam, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, and Nintendo Switch 2 in Spring 2028.
Wishlist now: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2771630/precognition/
August 12, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Hey, Project C has a name! PRECOGNITION. Excited to be collaborating with newly launched @kineticpub.bsky.social on this, our wildest ride yet!
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“oh, i wish there were some kind of punctuation to chain these two sentences together”
the humble semicolon:
the humble semicolon:
January 2, 2026 at 1:42 PM
“oh, i wish there were some kind of punctuation to chain these two sentences together”
the humble semicolon:
the humble semicolon:
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Well, it finally happened, took 6 years but someone irl asked me if I'd heard about the internet story about the guy who ordered a ton of rice
July 20, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Well, it finally happened, took 6 years but someone irl asked me if I'd heard about the internet story about the guy who ordered a ton of rice
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Okay sure maybe a couple people didn’t see the original, but surely someone read My Heart is a Chainsaw?
@stephengrahamjones.com
@stephengrahamjones.com
July 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Okay sure maybe a couple people didn’t see the original, but surely someone read My Heart is a Chainsaw?
@stephengrahamjones.com
@stephengrahamjones.com