well hullo if we’re writing smut to piss of tories I am ... interested

Um SIGN ME UP this sounds like my kind of shit show!!

and this one, which might have been about David Cameron and 'piggate', or might not've been. who knows?
amzn.eu/d/0izjNksO

i am already a writer with work out, btw. wrote this one a few years ago, piers wasn't too pleased about it:
amzn.eu/d/0aTBiPqY

ok im gonna write my chapter 4 now, no one talk to me until it's done

Chapter 3 update of my shit romcom hehe #writer #romance #book

I'm lowkey jealous Mr Beast has a proper book out before me even tho it was a collab between his and James Patterson's ghostwriter but im still jealous because I don't have a ghostwriter and I'd get so much shit done if I DID have a ghostwriter eugh

Mr Beast's new book is BAD #mrbeast #jamespatterson

i dont even know what i've been fucking DOING for the past week tf

i am still writing my bad novel i am just also writing like, 10 other things plus youtube scripts but give me TIME

@alizeeyeezy.bsky.social as soon as your bad novel is out, I'm first in line for buying 😂 I'm also tired of not being a millionaire and writing my own bad novel. TWINNING ✨️ 😂

ok i am here for this. 😂🖤

day 2 of writing my deliberately BAD romance book #booksky #newauthor #writing #writersky #romance

why cant i upload more videos

im writing a TERRIBLE tropey romance on purpose because i'm tired of not being a millionaire, part 2. #booksky #newauthor #writing #writersky #romance

im writing a TERRIBLE tropey romance on purpose because i'm tired of not being a millionaire. #booksky #newauthor #writing #writersky #romance