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I'm AL Wright (she/her) ♠️
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Hi. I'm AL Wright.
Recovering propagandist, lefty millennial veteran, allegedly exists.
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Labor day 2021 was a breaking point for me, I am still working on building myself back up to a fully functional human being 😅
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Socks - Strange Matters
I had been working at this private hospital for about nine months when I broke.
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Trumpers, famous opponents of border walls
September 18, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Made some Molotov Mocktails 😄
September 17, 2026 at 8:22 PM
youtu.be/niyxXIVLYxw
Sarah Connor was right 🎵
Sarah Connor Was Right - The Burning Hell
YouTube video by BurningHellOfficial
youtu.be
September 7, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Five years ago, my mental health deteriorated to the point of hospitalization. I'm in a better place now, but I'm still in my rebuilding decade 😅

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Socks - Strange Matters
I had been working at this private hospital for about nine months when I broke.
strangematters.coop
September 7, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
September 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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Where's Mitch?
August 31, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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Mitch McConnell is dead.

The burden to prove otherwise rests with the GOP, not us.

Let’s proceed accordingly.
August 31, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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August 30, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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i’m an app consultant. my job is finding apps that have had search bars at the top for years and then moving them to the bottom, or vice versa. i have been shot 155 times across eight ted talks
August 29, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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I want people to understand that what’s happening in Nepal is set to literally eclipse the loss of life of Katrina and 9/11 combined if the numbers reported missing are verified deceased. Right now 12,000 are reported missing on the government app. Over 3,000 verified missing so far.
August 29, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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Meat's back on the menu, boys.
August 29, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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🚨🚨🚨
August 26, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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August 26, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
August 25, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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As a creative professional, I need time alone to hone my abilities*

*spend four hours in my living room singing Shaggy's 'It Wasn't Me' in a Dracula accent
August 24, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I have decided that my feral forties is going to include onesies
#feralforties
August 20, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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August 13, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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⚾️⚾️⚾️
August 11, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Sometimes, a song hits at the right time and things seem hopeful ☺️
August 11, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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someone fetch a tourniquet
The TikTok girlies are referring to Amanda Palmer as “steampunk Ghislaine Maxwell” and damn
August 8, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians.

I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
August 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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I went vegetarian at 14 and had people trying to sneak meat into my food, calling me slurs, waving pieces of ham in my face, telling me I was going to die from poor health, refusing to provide options at meals, etc, but to this day I say I'm vegan and people are like "omg, so you're JUDGY."
August 3, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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this is actually the wife-beatingest reply possible. this is the platonic ideal of how a guy who beat his wife would respond to a question about beating his wife.
Rep. Max Miller: "These are incredibly serious criminal accusations. If these accusations were true, I would be in jail — I would be. My former wife would not have been offering to cook me dinner and inviting me to playgrounds. Think about that."
August 3, 2026 at 10:58 AM
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me: *tosses peanuts, raisins and M&Ms in a bowl*

him: whatcha got?

me: a salad

him: *peeks* that's trail mix, not a salad

me: a cold dish of mixed ingredients

him: salads have dressing

me: *gets caramel sauce from fridge*

him:

me: *squeezes bottle*

him:

me: salad in the age of cyclospora
July 30, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Focus
July 30, 2026 at 2:07 PM