Bruce de La Fontaine
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Noel Coward (1899 - 1973)
September 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Noel Coward (1899 - 1973)
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it!" - Elwood, The Blues Brothers
September 4, 2026 at 6:55 PM
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it!" - Elwood, The Blues Brothers
"Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb!" - Adam West, Batman & Robin
September 3, 2026 at 12:49 PM
"Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb!" - Adam West, Batman & Robin
"Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" - Taylor, Planet of the Apes
September 2, 2026 at 1:49 PM
"Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" - Taylor, Planet of the Apes
Humanity practically was things that didn’t have a position in time and space, such as imagination, pity, hope, history, and belief. Take those away and all you had was an ape that fell out of trees a lot. - Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett
August 21, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Humanity practically was things that didn’t have a position in time and space, such as imagination, pity, hope, history, and belief. Take those away and all you had was an ape that fell out of trees a lot. - Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett
In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people; they have no lawyers. - A Princess of Mars by Edgar Rice Burroughs
August 19, 2026 at 3:22 PM
In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people; they have no lawyers. - A Princess of Mars by Edgar Rice Burroughs
Hexperiment: to use magic just to see what happens.
August 19, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Hexperiment: to use magic just to see what happens.
hey, if you won’t trust your friends with highly destructive weaponry, are they really your friends?
August 13, 2026 at 9:07 PM
hey, if you won’t trust your friends with highly destructive weaponry, are they really your friends?
“Is this the bit where my whole life passes in front of my eyes?” he said. NO, THAT WAS THE BIT JUST NOW. “Which bit?” THE BIT, said Death, BETWEEN YOU BEING BORN AND YOU DYING.
January 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
“Is this the bit where my whole life passes in front of my eyes?” he said. NO, THAT WAS THE BIT JUST NOW. “Which bit?” THE BIT, said Death, BETWEEN YOU BEING BORN AND YOU DYING.
A helicopter is a fancy ceiling fan.
November 25, 2024 at 2:50 PM
A helicopter is a fancy ceiling fan.
This is a ghost free zone.
November 4, 2024 at 2:57 PM
This is a ghost free zone.
I don't think Michael Jackson and Alan Jackson are related.
March 17, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I don't think Michael Jackson and Alan Jackson are related.
Our moon is the only moon in the solar system that can do a full solar eclipse.
March 10, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Our moon is the only moon in the solar system that can do a full solar eclipse.
The winter of our discount tent.
February 20, 2024 at 5:41 PM
The winter of our discount tent.
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
January 30, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
We're not here to fuck spiders.
January 25, 2024 at 4:05 PM
We're not here to fuck spiders.
Most birds don't have names.
January 5, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Most birds don't have names.
I was today years old.
December 28, 2023 at 7:33 PM
I was today years old.