BONGHELL (scary)
@alterculum.bsky.social
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this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
October 6, 2026 at 12:50 AM
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
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White people exactly 7 days after watching the video tape that kills you in 7 days: Wtfff 😭😭😭 Who go's there
October 6, 2026 at 3:41 AM
White people exactly 7 days after watching the video tape that kills you in 7 days: Wtfff 😭😭😭 Who go's there
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FRODO: They're called "chastity cages".
SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad.
GOLLUM: We won't wear it!
SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE.
GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA
SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad.
GOLLUM: We won't wear it!
SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE.
GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA
September 30, 2026 at 1:53 PM
FRODO: They're called "chastity cages".
SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad.
GOLLUM: We won't wear it!
SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE.
GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA
SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad.
GOLLUM: We won't wear it!
SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE.
GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA
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[job interview]
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
September 22, 2026 at 3:35 AM
[job interview]
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
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It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
September 19, 2026 at 4:38 AM
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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Cishet people would rather masturbate than go to therapy
September 18, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Cishet people would rather masturbate than go to therapy
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Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
September 16, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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we inhale methamphetamine in this web zone
August 5, 2026 at 3:45 AM
we inhale methamphetamine in this web zone
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Scientists Successfully Transplant Pig Foreskin Onto Circumcised Man https://theonion.com/scientists-successfully-transplant-pig-foreskin-onto-circumcised-man/
June 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Scientists Successfully Transplant Pig Foreskin Onto Circumcised Man https://theonion.com/scientists-successfully-transplant-pig-foreskin-onto-circumcised-man/
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waiters are chasers. "waiter" is an oppressive class, like white people or gnostic people.
June 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
waiters are chasers. "waiter" is an oppressive class, like white people or gnostic people.
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Did you see this
January 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Did you see this
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Embarrassing to die and not take at least one person with you, even if it’s just a hospice nurse
December 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Embarrassing to die and not take at least one person with you, even if it’s just a hospice nurse
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Forget it Jake, it’s giving Chinatown
December 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Forget it Jake, it’s giving Chinatown
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Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
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ODIN: ok, so a quiet week, any other business?
THOR: no
HEIMDALL: no
BALDUR: we could do something about the huge snake which goes all the way around the world
ODIN: omg baldur shut up
THOR: baldur you ragnacock
FREYJA: baldur you freak loser shut up
LOKI: we should kill baldur
THOR: no
HEIMDALL: no
BALDUR: we could do something about the huge snake which goes all the way around the world
ODIN: omg baldur shut up
THOR: baldur you ragnacock
FREYJA: baldur you freak loser shut up
LOKI: we should kill baldur
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
ODIN: ok, so a quiet week, any other business?
THOR: no
HEIMDALL: no
BALDUR: we could do something about the huge snake which goes all the way around the world
ODIN: omg baldur shut up
THOR: baldur you ragnacock
FREYJA: baldur you freak loser shut up
LOKI: we should kill baldur
THOR: no
HEIMDALL: no
BALDUR: we could do something about the huge snake which goes all the way around the world
ODIN: omg baldur shut up
THOR: baldur you ragnacock
FREYJA: baldur you freak loser shut up
LOKI: we should kill baldur
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Tantric sex always seemed disrespectful to me. If Sting loitered in my pussy for 12 hours I would call the police. Not his buddies, the real police. The wife beating ones.
September 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Tantric sex always seemed disrespectful to me. If Sting loitered in my pussy for 12 hours I would call the police. Not his buddies, the real police. The wife beating ones.
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If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
Newsom launches statewide task force to clear homeless encampments
Newsom launches statewide task force to clear homeless encampments
Gov. Gavin Newsom on Friday announced the creation of a statewide task force aimed at dismantling homeless encampments on state property and expanding access to shelter and services. The State Acti…
ktla.com
August 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
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Come at me bro. I’m in Hell.
August 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Come at me bro. I’m in Hell.
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I'm so horny folks I tell ya- I'm so horny the other day I swerved to hit a pothole just to blow a tire
June 9, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I'm so horny folks I tell ya- I'm so horny the other day I swerved to hit a pothole just to blow a tire
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i saw a tiktok about how doing a Columbine in childhood is a sign of incest and i can't stop thinking about it
August 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
i saw a tiktok about how doing a Columbine in childhood is a sign of incest and i can't stop thinking about it