Alternative Outlet
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Why does Worcestershire sound like that?
June 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Why does Worcestershire sound like that?
I just wasn't emotionally prepared for you to have bicep veins
May 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I just wasn't emotionally prepared for you to have bicep veins
Well, my ass is definitely not out haha maybe I'm not doing so bad
March 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Well, my ass is definitely not out haha maybe I'm not doing so bad
Wh-what have you seen in Tesco? 🫣
March 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Wh-what have you seen in Tesco? 🫣
I would not leave the house. You have my sympathies
March 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I would not leave the house. You have my sympathies
I'm usually more of a "sweatpants are for the house" kind of guy, and now I remember why haha
March 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I'm usually more of a "sweatpants are for the house" kind of guy, and now I remember why haha
BAM. Just like that, I'm pregnant.
March 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
BAM. Just like that, I'm pregnant.
Respectfully zooming in on the bicep veins
March 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Respectfully zooming in on the bicep veins
STOP TEMPTING ME
March 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
STOP TEMPTING ME
Oh that's awesome! I honestly had no idea that was a thing
March 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Oh that's awesome! I honestly had no idea that was a thing
😯 Oh the black one is nice!
Forgive me being nosey but why ya got all these swords?
Forgive me being nosey but why ya got all these swords?
March 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
😯 Oh the black one is nice!
Forgive me being nosey but why ya got all these swords?
Forgive me being nosey but why ya got all these swords?
Aww man. Now I'm upset I don't have a sword
March 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Aww man. Now I'm upset I don't have a sword
Good things come to those who wait :) A dick in this case, a dick is coming
March 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Good things come to those who wait :) A dick in this case, a dick is coming
Thank you 😊 but I should warn you if a genie ever grants me the opportunity to steal your voice, I'm taking it. Just a friendly heads up.
March 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Thank you 😊 but I should warn you if a genie ever grants me the opportunity to steal your voice, I'm taking it. Just a friendly heads up.
@jarlva.bsky.social my humble attempt 🥺
March 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
@jarlva.bsky.social my humble attempt 🥺
Quick stupid question, is the challenge just to record our take on this extract?
March 19, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Quick stupid question, is the challenge just to record our take on this extract?
Not to be a pendant, but this gif says "chair face" to me. So unless this is an open invitation for people to sit on your face...
March 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Not to be a pendant, but this gif says "chair face" to me. So unless this is an open invitation for people to sit on your face...
Don't make me tap the sign
(and if you saw the version of this with the typo saying "chair hair", no you didn't)
(and if you saw the version of this with the typo saying "chair hair", no you didn't)
March 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Don't make me tap the sign
(and if you saw the version of this with the typo saying "chair hair", no you didn't)
(and if you saw the version of this with the typo saying "chair hair", no you didn't)
Oh wow so you were smooth, supple and stuffed? Gotta respect it 😂
Love that your bathtime tool lineup includes a razor, exfoliant and a big tentacle dildo lol
Love that your bathtime tool lineup includes a razor, exfoliant and a big tentacle dildo lol
March 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Oh wow so you were smooth, supple and stuffed? Gotta respect it 😂
Love that your bathtime tool lineup includes a razor, exfoliant and a big tentacle dildo lol
Love that your bathtime tool lineup includes a razor, exfoliant and a big tentacle dildo lol