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Douglas!
@altmaster.bsky.social
Tired old man who's hungry, horny, or both

26 years old (How am I here already stop it)

Profile is Art by @VictorEH_Draws on Twitter! (Don’t know his Blusky atm)
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Maximalist Gooner Bias
Ft: @puplowkey.bsky.social
September 23, 2026 at 10:25 AM
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Masked muscle bottoms! 🥵
July 24, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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July 3, 2026 at 8:09 AM
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Hypno fetish is half actual hypnosis and half jerking off to esoteric concepts
June 28, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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June 23, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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Giving this a signal boost as it's a life-saving resource for DIY HRT, where to source it safely, and has a lot of useful info about dosages and the process.
Looking for HRT? Ask Valerie.

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More information about the rebrand here valerie.vg/rebrand
June 18, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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Maybe I'll do a miniature thread on photo manip artists...
I've been thinking recently about the loss of it with AI stuff. I was talking to a photo manipper about artists they'd never heard of before. It made me feel like a lore keeper haha.
June 8, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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Muscular bottoms with smaller tops!
May 19, 2026 at 10:41 AM
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@talented-tailer.bsky.social Andy was working as staff in Pleasure Island, but had to abide by the same rules as the contestants... and he thought he could get away with jerking off and drinking booze, so he got donk'd. 🫏
#NSFW #TF #Transformation #TotalDrama #OriginalCharacter #Jockstrap
May 23, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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remember kids, the cartoon hypnosis porn cannot hurt you.
May 9, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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Passing this along - fucking scammers leveling up, here's a new one to pay attention to.
That "Pending PayPal Charge" Email Is a Scam — Even Though It Really Came From PayPal
If an email recently landed in your inbox with a subject line like "Pending charge of USD 987.90 for account activation. Questions? Call 855 629-1161" — don't c
www.tedcromwell.com
May 2, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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I’m obsessed like I need this man to have a harem of ex-warriors, courageous fighters, thick skinned and battle experienced. All reduced to drooling needy sluts that worship him and his physique, broken by all the repeated love making…

Again, very normal about this
I keep seeing that sexy ren faire Minotaur on my feed and can’t stop thinking about being a Greek warrior sent in by Athena to slay the beast only to find all fighters before me there as well turned into hypnotized worshippers of his manly and musky physique

I’m very normal
April 30, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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The tags on this Tumblr post really sum up how I feel as a writer about the current state of fandom, and my increasing lack of motivation to write & share fics
April 26, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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when it works it works
March 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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You step out of a hot shower, the mirror is all steamed up.
You start writing -INT all around yourself on the fogged up glass, getting dumber and dumber with each stat debuff.
April 19, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.
April 17, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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After this post from a couple years ago, I present to you Summer's co-workers:
🍀🌸Spring and Autumn!🍁🍂
April 15, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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Zanders alone time!
April 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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Dylan is ready for some attention!
April 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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Henry and enzo going at it
April 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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PLEASE HELP MY FRIEND! THIS IS A REALLY URGENT MATTER!!!
URGENT: Single mother in need

My friend is in dire need of money to secure her housing and feed her 3 children. Her goal is $2000. Anything you can give will help her greatly.
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April 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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Gift link so you can make your friends that still give money to Joanne feel bad. defector.com/its-time-to-...
April 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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From stariss:
hello everyone
faza has been removed from the cast of project eden's garden, but he still has a platform through studios Iyuno Indonesia as well as Virtuoso. more detail will be discussed in our video, however please sign the petition to bring awareness!
www.change.org/p/get-fauzan...
Sign the Petition
Get Fauzan Achmad (Faza) Blacklisted from Iyuno.
www.change.org
April 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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lot of people on this site soaking themselves stupid making posts like "stop saying gross shit is ok" when people are very clearly saying "you are allowed to think something is absolutely vile but trusting the government/companies/paypros w the morality barometer is HISTORICALLY really dumb"
The whole point of defending the right for uncomfortable, or even reprehensible fiction to have the right to exist isnt that its all cool and nothing is ever wrong with it

Its that government/corpo organizations will NEVER look at things with the """nuance""" you think is so self evident
March 11, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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The reveal trailer of mega malamar was super campy and I loved that, but I have no real interest in the pokemon. Tentacles don’t really interest me fyi.
For hypnosis pokemon I’m a simp for drowzee, in the original series episode brainwashing a whole town 👌yass👌
youtu.be/4HxSr_6RiiY?...
February 28, 2026 at 10:42 PM