Alyson H
@alysonh-cd.bsky.social
Formerly @AlysonH_CD on Instagram, but left there because...well, you know.
Hottie 1% of the time, potato the other 99%. Fortunately you only get pictures of the hot times.
Pronouns: any are fine but I guess she / her fits this side of me best!
Hottie 1% of the time, potato the other 99%. Fortunately you only get pictures of the hot times.
Pronouns: any are fine but I guess she / her fits this side of me best!
Pinned
Alyson H
@alysonh-cd.bsky.social
· Jan 10
Quick intro post with some favourite old pics: Hi! I'm Aly! (Sometimes) I'm just a guy most of the time but sometimes I like to dress up like this and take pictures. I had a reasonably decently sized Insta account but I'm going to be shutting it down because fuck Meta.
How your email finds me
August 25, 2026 at 7:46 PM
How your email finds me
Nice to hear the creator of Roger Rabbit approves of men cosplaying Jessica!
I did a Jessica Rabbit look once but it's the worst set I've ever done. I looked tired and for some reason pissed off. I should revisit it now I'm better at makeup.... 🤔
I did a Jessica Rabbit look once but it's the worst set I've ever done. I looked tired and for some reason pissed off. I should revisit it now I'm better at makeup.... 🤔
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort
Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Crossposted with @openvibe.social
July 17, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Nice to hear the creator of Roger Rabbit approves of men cosplaying Jessica!
I did a Jessica Rabbit look once but it's the worst set I've ever done. I looked tired and for some reason pissed off. I should revisit it now I'm better at makeup.... 🤔
I did a Jessica Rabbit look once but it's the worst set I've ever done. I looked tired and for some reason pissed off. I should revisit it now I'm better at makeup.... 🤔
This may sound weird, but crossdressing is how I'm very confident I'm cis. (Sorry!)
I enjoy looking and dressing like this! It's fun and I look great! But never once have I felt "yeah, this is the real me" or wanted to live like this all the time, much less do HRT / surgery.
I enjoy looking and dressing like this! It's fun and I look great! But never once have I felt "yeah, this is the real me" or wanted to live like this all the time, much less do HRT / surgery.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but people who are cis don’t spend a lot of time wondering if they’re trans
June 28, 2026 at 3:08 PM
This may sound weird, but crossdressing is how I'm very confident I'm cis. (Sorry!)
I enjoy looking and dressing like this! It's fun and I look great! But never once have I felt "yeah, this is the real me" or wanted to live like this all the time, much less do HRT / surgery.
I enjoy looking and dressing like this! It's fun and I look great! But never once have I felt "yeah, this is the real me" or wanted to live like this all the time, much less do HRT / surgery.
Going through some older pics and I don't think I ever posted this one on instagram judging by the lack of watermark....probably figured the visible bulge would get me in trouble with the algorithm 😅
June 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Going through some older pics and I don't think I ever posted this one on instagram judging by the lack of watermark....probably figured the visible bulge would get me in trouble with the algorithm 😅
Reposted by Alyson H
happy pride month
June 1, 2026 at 10:31 AM
happy pride month
An absolutely fully hinged message on Grindr. This guy is definitely not mad, don't put in the paper that he got mad.
April 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
An absolutely fully hinged message on Grindr. This guy is definitely not mad, don't put in the paper that he got mad.
Hoop skirts are back baybee
What does this National Park signage icon mean? Wrong answers only
March 25, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Hoop skirts are back baybee
Reposted by Alyson H
Felt like drawing tonight
March 25, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Felt like drawing tonight
Didn't take any new christmassy pics this year, but here's a reminder that I was just as cute this time last year :)
December 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Didn't take any new christmassy pics this year, but here's a reminder that I was just as cute this time last year :)
To celebrate Clair Obscur: Expedition 33's sweep at The Game Awards (well deserved IMO), I had to put together a baguette costume for myself.
For those who come after!
For those who come after!
December 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
To celebrate Clair Obscur: Expedition 33's sweep at The Game Awards (well deserved IMO), I had to put together a baguette costume for myself.
For those who come after!
For those who come after!
Guys should know that bulge pics are much sexier than dick pics
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Guys should know that bulge pics are much sexier than dick pics
Reposted by Alyson H
I can’t believe the French just named a sandwich “Mr. Crunch” and then said “you know what, Mr. Crunch has a wife sandwich too”
April 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I can’t believe the French just named a sandwich “Mr. Crunch” and then said “you know what, Mr. Crunch has a wife sandwich too”
Hey just FYI I'm still alive!
Might be relevant soon
Might be some new pics coming maybe
Who can say
Might be relevant soon
Might be some new pics coming maybe
Who can say
December 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Hey just FYI I'm still alive!
Might be relevant soon
Might be some new pics coming maybe
Who can say
Might be relevant soon
Might be some new pics coming maybe
Who can say
It's Halloween, so a good enough excuse to repost these pics and add doubtlessly the 69,420th witch to your timeline today
October 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It's Halloween, so a good enough excuse to repost these pics and add doubtlessly the 69,420th witch to your timeline today
Got a guy on Fetlife* trying to tell me that Keir Starmer is actually a decent person he's just powerless to do anything despite having a massive majority
Get fuuuuuuuucked, these people are absolutely delusional
*Yes I'm aware that's a weird place to discuss politics
Get fuuuuuuuucked, these people are absolutely delusional
*Yes I'm aware that's a weird place to discuss politics
September 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Got a guy on Fetlife* trying to tell me that Keir Starmer is actually a decent person he's just powerless to do anything despite having a massive majority
Get fuuuuuuuucked, these people are absolutely delusional
*Yes I'm aware that's a weird place to discuss politics
Get fuuuuuuuucked, these people are absolutely delusional
*Yes I'm aware that's a weird place to discuss politics
I bought a pretty sundress at the start of summer with the intention to do a nice sunny shoot out in my garden
Then I blinked and all of a sudden it wasn't summer anymore
Then I blinked and all of a sudden it wasn't summer anymore
September 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I bought a pretty sundress at the start of summer with the intention to do a nice sunny shoot out in my garden
Then I blinked and all of a sudden it wasn't summer anymore
Then I blinked and all of a sudden it wasn't summer anymore
Not really sure what I'm going to do when this rolls out tbh. For obvious reasons my ID does not have this name (or really this face) on it, so I'll be locked out of a lot of the functionality of this site. And presumably all other social media sites will be the same.
Fuck you, Labour.
Fuck you, Labour.
Starting July 25, Bluesky will require users in the UK to scan their face, upload an ID or verify their identity with a bankcard.
I realize that platforms feel they have no choice but to comply with the government surveillance schemes, but shocking nonetheless.
I realize that platforms feel they have no choice but to comply with the government surveillance schemes, but shocking nonetheless.
Bluesky is rolling out age verification in the UK
Bluesky users in the UK can verify their age using their face, ID, or payment card.
www.theverge.com
July 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Not really sure what I'm going to do when this rolls out tbh. For obvious reasons my ID does not have this name (or really this face) on it, so I'll be locked out of a lot of the functionality of this site. And presumably all other social media sites will be the same.
Fuck you, Labour.
Fuck you, Labour.
Reposted by Alyson H
Hey, if you wanna help The Trevor Project in light of the Trump administration being absolute dickhead monsters by disconnecting them from the suicide prevention hotline (and get cool games while you're at it), The Trevor Project is the featured charity for Humble Choice in June.
June 2025 Humble Choice
Get June 2025 Humble Choice and more when you subscribe for just $11.99 per month!
www.humblebundle.com
June 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hey, if you wanna help The Trevor Project in light of the Trump administration being absolute dickhead monsters by disconnecting them from the suicide prevention hotline (and get cool games while you're at it), The Trevor Project is the featured charity for Humble Choice in June.
There is something deeply off-putting about a man who calls *himself* "daddy"
June 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
There is something deeply off-putting about a man who calls *himself* "daddy"
Does anyone know where I put the remote shutter button for my phone? I swear I had it a moment ago...
May 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Does anyone know where I put the remote shutter button for my phone? I swear I had it a moment ago...
Reposted by Alyson H
2009 Evony ad aesthetic
"Join me, my liege"
"Join me, my liege"
May 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
2009 Evony ad aesthetic
"Join me, my liege"
"Join me, my liege"
2009 Evony ad aesthetic
"Join me, my liege"
"Join me, my liege"
May 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
2009 Evony ad aesthetic
"Join me, my liege"
"Join me, my liege"