Eckley (Alyzro)
@alyzro.bsky.social
He/Him | 26 | Philly | Anthracite Explorer | Environmental Scientist | Skook posting | GaTech Bio Alum
Started spooky season with a spooky story event held by NPS at Hopewell last night.
October 4, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Started spooky season with a spooky story event held by NPS at Hopewell last night.
It's so funny going to tourist towns on vacation. I often wonder why we don't have nice places like this near Philly, but then remember that we do - I just hate going to them 🙃
September 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
It's so funny going to tourist towns on vacation. I often wonder why we don't have nice places like this near Philly, but then remember that we do - I just hate going to them 🙃
Got a fancy new camp stove - and having squash and steak in the woods was nice, but it's hard to beat the experience of eating like 6 campfire hotdogs in a row
May 22, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Got a fancy new camp stove - and having squash and steak in the woods was nice, but it's hard to beat the experience of eating like 6 campfire hotdogs in a row
So, how unpopular of an opinion is it that Amazon probably shouldn't be allowed to run grocery stores?
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
So, how unpopular of an opinion is it that Amazon probably shouldn't be allowed to run grocery stores?
I forgot to post about it, but went to Norway last month and it may have been the prettiest place I've ever been.
October 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I forgot to post about it, but went to Norway last month and it may have been the prettiest place I've ever been.
New favorite Ben Franklin quote unlocked
August 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
New favorite Ben Franklin quote unlocked
Apparently the book of Mormon just has another book of Mormon inside of it?
Mormonception?
Mormonception?
August 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Apparently the book of Mormon just has another book of Mormon inside of it?
Mormonception?
Mormonception?
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third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine
“Currently, there is no plan for where everyone is sleeping tonight,” the source said, adding that there was an urgent need to find more portable bathrooms and dumpsters for garbage.
June 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine
Finally did one of the more popular hikes in eastern PA. Really nice view
March 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Finally did one of the more popular hikes in eastern PA. Really nice view
Used my binoculars to take a really close up picture of a garter snake in the yard
March 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Used my binoculars to take a really close up picture of a garter snake in the yard
Saw a bunch of porcupines out on my hike today.
They were all just sleeping on pretty low branches. Didn't know they did that.
They were all just sleeping on pretty low branches. Didn't know they did that.
February 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Saw a bunch of porcupines out on my hike today.
They were all just sleeping on pretty low branches. Didn't know they did that.
They were all just sleeping on pretty low branches. Didn't know they did that.
Did Ontario buy a Superbowl ad to specifically target one person?
February 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Did Ontario buy a Superbowl ad to specifically target one person?
If these snow totals end up being right, we are so fucked LOL
February 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If these snow totals end up being right, we are so fucked LOL
As a Philadelphian, I hate NYC, but I will admit the view is nice
January 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
As a Philadelphian, I hate NYC, but I will admit the view is nice
In some random NYC pizza shop and they are playing a Digimon radio novella?????
January 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
In some random NYC pizza shop and they are playing a Digimon radio novella?????
I can't believe this hasn't made it to Philadelphia yet. Literally THE best chicken sauce
December 27, 2024 at 5:18 PM
I can't believe this hasn't made it to Philadelphia yet. Literally THE best chicken sauce
About the climb into and out of a gorge in the snow to look at some mining ruins. Wish me luck 🫡
December 20, 2024 at 8:08 PM
About the climb into and out of a gorge in the snow to look at some mining ruins. Wish me luck 🫡
Fun game: what came out of the can?
December 17, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Fun game: what came out of the can?
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Never had a black eye before, but it genuinely looks like I put on really shitty eye makeup or something
December 5, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Never had a black eye before, but it genuinely looks like I put on really shitty eye makeup or something