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America: "Nothing ever happens on a Tuesday."
Al Qaeda:
Al Qaeda:
September 11, 2026 at 1:41 PM
America: "Nothing ever happens on a Tuesday."
Al Qaeda:
Al Qaeda:
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Seth MacFarlane missed his flight which hit the WTC on 9/11.
Which means in a different timeline he died on 9/11.
Which means there's also another timeline where he did 9/11.
Which means in a different timeline he died on 9/11.
Which means there's also another timeline where he did 9/11.
September 9, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Seth MacFarlane missed his flight which hit the WTC on 9/11.
Which means in a different timeline he died on 9/11.
Which means there's also another timeline where he did 9/11.
Which means in a different timeline he died on 9/11.
Which means there's also another timeline where he did 9/11.
Ive always wanted to meet someone who completely missed 9/11.
"I'm going to my granddaddy's mountain cabin this week. No phone, no TV. Gonna watch the sun rise over the lake, listen to my collection of Pure Moods on cd, and restore my faith in mankind."
"I'm going to my granddaddy's mountain cabin this week. No phone, no TV. Gonna watch the sun rise over the lake, listen to my collection of Pure Moods on cd, and restore my faith in mankind."
September 11, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Ive always wanted to meet someone who completely missed 9/11.
"I'm going to my granddaddy's mountain cabin this week. No phone, no TV. Gonna watch the sun rise over the lake, listen to my collection of Pure Moods on cd, and restore my faith in mankind."
"I'm going to my granddaddy's mountain cabin this week. No phone, no TV. Gonna watch the sun rise over the lake, listen to my collection of Pure Moods on cd, and restore my faith in mankind."
Seth MacFarlane missed his flight which hit the WTC on 9/11.
Which means in a different timeline he died on 9/11.
Which means there's also another timeline where he did 9/11.
Which means in a different timeline he died on 9/11.
Which means there's also another timeline where he did 9/11.
September 9, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Seth MacFarlane missed his flight which hit the WTC on 9/11.
Which means in a different timeline he died on 9/11.
Which means there's also another timeline where he did 9/11.
Which means in a different timeline he died on 9/11.
Which means there's also another timeline where he did 9/11.
We should name an aircraft carrier after Grant so it can be called the USS U.S. Grant.
August 21, 2026 at 1:10 AM
We should name an aircraft carrier after Grant so it can be called the USS U.S. Grant.
Why is it whenever I tell people I'm allergic to weed they say to just try a different strain?
Eating Skippy instead of Jiff isn't gonna fix a peanut allergy.
Eating Skippy instead of Jiff isn't gonna fix a peanut allergy.
August 20, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Why is it whenever I tell people I'm allergic to weed they say to just try a different strain?
Eating Skippy instead of Jiff isn't gonna fix a peanut allergy.
Eating Skippy instead of Jiff isn't gonna fix a peanut allergy.
If your group is ever getting genocided and no one cares, try these options:
-blame capitalism
-blame America
-blame the Jews
It wont keep you from dying, but people will make a lot of money talking about you.
-blame capitalism
-blame America
-blame the Jews
It wont keep you from dying, but people will make a lot of money talking about you.
August 3, 2026 at 12:46 PM
If your group is ever getting genocided and no one cares, try these options:
-blame capitalism
-blame America
-blame the Jews
It wont keep you from dying, but people will make a lot of money talking about you.
-blame capitalism
-blame America
-blame the Jews
It wont keep you from dying, but people will make a lot of money talking about you.
I met the Buddha on the road once.
Tried to kill him.
Dude kicked my ass.
Tried to kill him.
Dude kicked my ass.
July 22, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I met the Buddha on the road once.
Tried to kill him.
Dude kicked my ass.
Tried to kill him.
Dude kicked my ass.
Spicy take:
Opposing the war in Iran would win more swing voters for Democrats than focusing on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
Opposing the war in Iran would win more swing voters for Democrats than focusing on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
July 21, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Spicy take:
Opposing the war in Iran would win more swing voters for Democrats than focusing on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
Opposing the war in Iran would win more swing voters for Democrats than focusing on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
Haha! Jokes on you lettuce. I already have explosive diarrhea.
July 14, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Haha! Jokes on you lettuce. I already have explosive diarrhea.
Lindsay Graham will be buried in his favorite closet.
July 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Lindsay Graham will be buried in his favorite closet.
Well, well, well. Not so easy to find a guy with a nazi tattoo who doesn't suck shit, is it?
July 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Well, well, well. Not so easy to find a guy with a nazi tattoo who doesn't suck shit, is it?
I've read too much history or either not enough to end up seeing a Spartan helmet and martial arts mentioned together and immediately get the image of naked men wrestling.
June 24, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I've read too much history or either not enough to end up seeing a Spartan helmet and martial arts mentioned together and immediately get the image of naked men wrestling.
If you ask the dentist, they'll let you keep your tooth after pulling it.
But if you ask for someone else's teeth they're just gonna throw away, you'll get the cops called on you.
But if you ask for someone else's teeth they're just gonna throw away, you'll get the cops called on you.
May 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
If you ask the dentist, they'll let you keep your tooth after pulling it.
But if you ask for someone else's teeth they're just gonna throw away, you'll get the cops called on you.
But if you ask for someone else's teeth they're just gonna throw away, you'll get the cops called on you.
"Transporter room, two to beam up."
Which two?
"What do you mean?"
There's five of you standing there, which two?
"I've never been asked that."
It's never come up?
Which two?
"What do you mean?"
There's five of you standing there, which two?
"I've never been asked that."
It's never come up?
May 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
"Transporter room, two to beam up."
Which two?
"What do you mean?"
There's five of you standing there, which two?
"I've never been asked that."
It's never come up?
Which two?
"What do you mean?"
There's five of you standing there, which two?
"I've never been asked that."
It's never come up?
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Why does Louis CK get a second chance before his victims do?
April 7, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Why does Louis CK get a second chance before his victims do?
Finally saw The Bone Temple.
This scene was the greatest metal performance ever.
This scene was the greatest metal performance ever.
April 5, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Finally saw The Bone Temple.
This scene was the greatest metal performance ever.
This scene was the greatest metal performance ever.
Trump was just bragging how quickly he finishes.
April 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Trump was just bragging how quickly he finishes.
*slaps Elon Musk upside his head while watching Artemis II*
"THAT'S how you build a heavy lift rocket."
"THAT'S how you build a heavy lift rocket."
April 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
*slaps Elon Musk upside his head while watching Artemis II*
"THAT'S how you build a heavy lift rocket."
"THAT'S how you build a heavy lift rocket."
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I can handle NASA sending a black guy and a woman to the Moon, but sending a Canadian is too woke for me.
April 1, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I can handle NASA sending a black guy and a woman to the Moon, but sending a Canadian is too woke for me.
I can handle NASA sending a black guy and a woman to the Moon, but sending a Canadian is too woke for me.
April 1, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I can handle NASA sending a black guy and a woman to the Moon, but sending a Canadian is too woke for me.
Everything sucks these days, but NASA is sending people to the moon today which is pretty cool.
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NASA's Artemis II Launch Mission Countdown Begins - NASA
The countdown for NASA’s Artemis II test flight is underway at the agency’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida, with members of the launch
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April 1, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Everything sucks these days, but NASA is sending people to the moon today which is pretty cool.
www.nasa.gov/blogs/missio...
www.nasa.gov/blogs/missio...
It's Transgender Day of Visibility!
March 31, 2026 at 2:17 PM
It's Transgender Day of Visibility!
I had dreams so weird last night, I think my cpap isn't working and my brain was slowly dying.
March 30, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I had dreams so weird last night, I think my cpap isn't working and my brain was slowly dying.