Amanda M. Melito
@amandammelito.bsky.social
in my defense i was left unsupervised.
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The apocalypse is one of the few times it’s fine to be a cannibal, but sadly it’s also when people probably taste the worst
September 13, 2026 at 6:50 PM
The apocalypse is one of the few times it’s fine to be a cannibal, but sadly it’s also when people probably taste the worst
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dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked
July 19, 2026 at 7:48 PM
dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked
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This was slapped on a bus station and I’ve been laughing at it all morning
June 29, 2026 at 3:54 PM
This was slapped on a bus station and I’ve been laughing at it all morning
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Exactly one year ago today:
April 16, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Exactly one year ago today:
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier
March 23, 2026 at 2:26 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier
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i bet it all on "will the strait of hormuz open by april" on polymarket. desperate, i launch a solo mission to open the strait. piloting a boat down the persian gulf, i immediately get blown up by a mine and die. "first person to get blown up by a mine in the strait of hormuz" pays out on march 31st
March 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
i bet it all on "will the strait of hormuz open by april" on polymarket. desperate, i launch a solo mission to open the strait. piloting a boat down the persian gulf, i immediately get blown up by a mine and die. "first person to get blown up by a mine in the strait of hormuz" pays out on march 31st
everyone is getting caught up in the more commercially fronted festival of saturnalia, but it’s important to remember that december 25th is actually about the birth of sol invictus, the unconquered sun!
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
everyone is getting caught up in the more commercially fronted festival of saturnalia, but it’s important to remember that december 25th is actually about the birth of sol invictus, the unconquered sun!
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denmark rocks bc theyll notice that only 80% of their population is currently laying in the grass in a park with a six pack of 8% beer reading a book while on a 3 hour lunch break from work making $50/hr selling croissants at a cafe called GOBBO or FLUUZ and their government will spring into action
Confronting what its culture minister called a "reading crisis," the Danish government announced this week that it planned to make books exempt from a 25% value-added tax.
Facing a ‘Reading Crisis,’ Denmark Wants to Make Books Cheaper
The Danish government announced this week that it planned to make books exempt from a 25 percent value-added tax.
nyti.ms
August 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM
denmark rocks bc theyll notice that only 80% of their population is currently laying in the grass in a park with a six pack of 8% beer reading a book while on a 3 hour lunch break from work making $50/hr selling croissants at a cafe called GOBBO or FLUUZ and their government will spring into action
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The thing about the Diddy verdict and the budget bill is that you can and should take both of them seriously. Powerful men getting away with violence isn’t a distraction from Trump and his administration. It’s the same thing powered by the same rhetoric and logic of abuse
the interesting thing about the Diddy verdict is that House Republicans are about to vote to take away healthcare from tens of millions of Americas
July 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The thing about the Diddy verdict and the budget bill is that you can and should take both of them seriously. Powerful men getting away with violence isn’t a distraction from Trump and his administration. It’s the same thing powered by the same rhetoric and logic of abuse
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
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if you care about trans people, do not watch the new jk rowling show. don’t even hate watch it or you will be funding this new intentionally transphobic organization. we cannot allow hateful people take away more of our rights
June 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
if you care about trans people, do not watch the new jk rowling show. don’t even hate watch it or you will be funding this new intentionally transphobic organization. we cannot allow hateful people take away more of our rights
being a baby was probably cool. being a large person is more work, but it ain’t bad sometimes.
May 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
being a baby was probably cool. being a large person is more work, but it ain’t bad sometimes.
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
got a new job! can’t talk much about it rn but let’s just say it comes with a really cool hat.
May 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
got a new job! can’t talk much about it rn but let’s just say it comes with a really cool hat.
black smoke = we don’t have a pope
white smoke = we do have a pope
grey smoke = we might have a pope
red smoke = stop for the pope
green smoke = go pope go
yellow smoke = watch out for the pope
purple smoke = grape flavored pope
orange pope = glad i didn’t say banana pope
white smoke = we do have a pope
grey smoke = we might have a pope
red smoke = stop for the pope
green smoke = go pope go
yellow smoke = watch out for the pope
purple smoke = grape flavored pope
orange pope = glad i didn’t say banana pope
May 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
black smoke = we don’t have a pope
white smoke = we do have a pope
grey smoke = we might have a pope
red smoke = stop for the pope
green smoke = go pope go
yellow smoke = watch out for the pope
purple smoke = grape flavored pope
orange pope = glad i didn’t say banana pope
white smoke = we do have a pope
grey smoke = we might have a pope
red smoke = stop for the pope
green smoke = go pope go
yellow smoke = watch out for the pope
purple smoke = grape flavored pope
orange pope = glad i didn’t say banana pope
freud: so, i’ve come up with this new technique to treat human mental pain.
everyone: wow, cool! will it make us happy?
freud: well no, but it’ll return you to a normal state of unhappiness.
everyone: wow, cool! will it make us happy?
freud: well no, but it’ll return you to a normal state of unhappiness.
May 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
freud: so, i’ve come up with this new technique to treat human mental pain.
everyone: wow, cool! will it make us happy?
freud: well no, but it’ll return you to a normal state of unhappiness.
everyone: wow, cool! will it make us happy?
freud: well no, but it’ll return you to a normal state of unhappiness.
in honor of sigmund freud’s birthday, think about every mistake you’ve ever made and completely suppress it.
May 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
in honor of sigmund freud’s birthday, think about every mistake you’ve ever made and completely suppress it.
i forgot jesus died today… i knew the vibes were off.
April 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
i forgot jesus died today… i knew the vibes were off.
VICE be like: “This Slovak Commune Is Harboring Pangolin Traffickers Who Use Their Scales In A New Street Drug Called ‘Mucky’ Popular Among Day Laborers In Moldova”.
April 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
VICE be like: “This Slovak Commune Is Harboring Pangolin Traffickers Who Use Their Scales In A New Street Drug Called ‘Mucky’ Popular Among Day Laborers In Moldova”.
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Altman is using Studio Ghibli’s popularity very specifically to push users into OpenAI’s paid tiers, and presumably neither Ghibli the company nor its artists will be compensated in any way.
Studio Ghibli-style AI images are melting OpenAI's GPUs confirms Sam Altman
Studio Ghibli-style AI images are melting OpenAI's GPUs confirms Sam Altman
Studio Ghibli-style AI images are flooding social media, pushing OpenAI's GPUs to their limits 🎨💻
www.tweaktown.com
March 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Altman is using Studio Ghibli’s popularity very specifically to push users into OpenAI’s paid tiers, and presumably neither Ghibli the company nor its artists will be compensated in any way.
the concept of “you should still care about problems that don’t directly affect you personally” is apparently lost on many people.
March 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
the concept of “you should still care about problems that don’t directly affect you personally” is apparently lost on many people.
on this day in 44BC, julius caesar looked around and said, “kind of a weird vibe in here”.
March 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
on this day in 44BC, julius caesar looked around and said, “kind of a weird vibe in here”.
californians/liberals be like:
March 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
californians/liberals be like: