The Late Great Hannibal Lecter
@ambushbris.bsky.social
Radical cultural Marxist extremist antifa supersoldier with Kung Fu grip, ionizing function, and Bluetooth capability.
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Fighting for the patriarchy in 2025 is the most mediocre man-baby shit. "Biologically men are made to go hunt down mammoths while women take care of the kids." Mother fucker you're not hunting mammoth.
Go fuck yourself. 👇
I’m sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
September 25, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Go fuck yourself. 👇
At least we know this isn't an AI account. Only a real human being could be this wrong.
Maybe. Feel free to show me the official us policy statement where we endorse the specific killing of civilian non-combatants as a legitimate military aim, I'll happily eat my words.
September 18, 2026 at 8:42 AM
At least we know this isn't an AI account. Only a real human being could be this wrong.
Maybe the real stink was the farts we made along the way.
September 7, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Maybe the real stink was the farts we made along the way.
If this thread proves one thing it's that wisdom doesn't always come with age.
He wants to eliminate the border with Canada. He has openly addressed this. He wants to own Canada and Greenland to eliminate their borders.
July 28, 2026 at 8:52 PM
If this thread proves one thing it's that wisdom doesn't always come with age.
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"Show me that butthole" is five syllables, if you're ever writing a haiku and don't know how to end it
July 12, 2024 at 3:57 PM
"Show me that butthole" is five syllables, if you're ever writing a haiku and don't know how to end it
5 is an honorary even number. You know I'm right.
July 18, 2026 at 7:12 AM
5 is an honorary even number. You know I'm right.
Am I 15 millennials?
I actually don't think is far off from reality. 3B people in this world, and between people I know IRL and what TikTok has opened my eyes to. I think it's more common than we think.
July 17, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Am I 15 millennials?
Next up: Perineum sunning as part of PT and forced ballsmaxxing.
Hegseth announced they're gonna start screening for T and administering testosterone treatment for warriors found wanting
July 15, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Next up: Perineum sunning as part of PT and forced ballsmaxxing.
Gonna be getting a lot of mileage out of this for a while.
July 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Gonna be getting a lot of mileage out of this for a while.
I'm gonna fist-fight JJ Abrams.
July 8, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I'm gonna fist-fight JJ Abrams.
Oh, if only there had been warning signs about the Nazi tattoo guy. How could anyone have known that the Nazi tattoo guy was a bad person? Any one sign. A tattoo maybe.
July 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Oh, if only there had been warning signs about the Nazi tattoo guy. How could anyone have known that the Nazi tattoo guy was a bad person? Any one sign. A tattoo maybe.
The weather is antifa.
July 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
The weather is antifa.
But wait. He needs to do a three hour speech in 107° weather. Because he's so tough.
July 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
But wait. He needs to do a three hour speech in 107° weather. Because he's so tough.
If a company makes a thing and uses AI to make the thing, it's okay to steal the thing to train your AI. And it's okay if the AI that you're training is you.
July 4, 2026 at 11:39 PM
If a company makes a thing and uses AI to make the thing, it's okay to steal the thing to train your AI. And it's okay if the AI that you're training is you.
Viva Mexico.
July 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Viva Mexico.
They're doing all this because they're not scared of us. They should be scared of us.
June 26, 2026 at 4:59 AM
They're doing all this because they're not scared of us. They should be scared of us.
I think Hugh Jackman was fucking the sheep.
June 25, 2026 at 6:31 AM
I think Hugh Jackman was fucking the sheep.
All these dorks never got over not being on anyone's top 8 on MySpace.
lol ABSOLUTE losers
anyone who's part of this has zero self respect and should not be taken seriously about anything
anyone who's part of this has zero self respect and should not be taken seriously about anything
June 19, 2026 at 12:04 AM
All these dorks never got over not being on anyone's top 8 on MySpace.
At this point I don't even want to hear about it unless they were successful.
May 23, 2026 at 11:10 PM
At this point I don't even want to hear about it unless they were successful.
75% of the way through "Mother Mary" and it's like if Moulin Rouge was a witchy, sapphic, interracial, psychological thriller. 10/10 would recommend. Unless they flub the ending.
May 20, 2026 at 5:23 AM
75% of the way through "Mother Mary" and it's like if Moulin Rouge was a witchy, sapphic, interracial, psychological thriller. 10/10 would recommend. Unless they flub the ending.
Sammerhead L. Jackson.
May 14, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Sammerhead L. Jackson.