Ah!melia 🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘
@ameliaproblems.bsky.social
She/her; weird vibes only
June 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I’m reading a book where the FMC is an embalmer, and I was able to put aside the fact that they do autopsies in the funeral home; but I’m not sure I can suspend my disbelief enough for “coffins” vs “caskets”.
May 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I’m reading a book where the FMC is an embalmer, and I was able to put aside the fact that they do autopsies in the funeral home; but I’m not sure I can suspend my disbelief enough for “coffins” vs “caskets”.
I’m going through my camera roll. I forgot about The Winchesters. Lol
April 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I’m going through my camera roll. I forgot about The Winchesters. Lol
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The White House Correspondents’ Association said it fired host Amber Ruffin so it can instead focus the dinner on celebrating the First Amendment.
Which apparently can be done best by preventing a gay black woman from speaking.
Which apparently can be done best by preventing a gay black woman from speaking.
March 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The White House Correspondents’ Association said it fired host Amber Ruffin so it can instead focus the dinner on celebrating the First Amendment.
Which apparently can be done best by preventing a gay black woman from speaking.
Which apparently can be done best by preventing a gay black woman from speaking.
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i think these people are in the grip of a genuine delusion www.nbcchicago.com/news/busines...
Bill Gates: Within 10 years, AI will replace many doctors and teachers—humans won't be needed ‘for most things'
Over the next decade, advances in artificial intelligence will mean that humans will no longer be needed "for most things" in the world, says Bill Gates.
www.nbcchicago.com
March 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i think these people are in the grip of a genuine delusion www.nbcchicago.com/news/busines...
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Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.
Video of the international student at Tufts being arrested by "federal authorities" in Massachusetts has been released and it's terrifying.
They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks.
From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY
They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks.
From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY
March 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.
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Pete Hegseth has learned his lesson.
by Susan Collins
by Susan Collins
March 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Pete Hegseth has learned his lesson.
by Susan Collins
by Susan Collins
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lmao getting fact checked irl
March 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
lmao getting fact checked irl
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You should laugh at anyone who says the president should have unlimited power because he was elected. His power has to be limited *because* he's the president. This is fifth grade level social studies
March 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You should laugh at anyone who says the president should have unlimited power because he was elected. His power has to be limited *because* he's the president. This is fifth grade level social studies
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"senate minority leader"
Schumer on CBS on calls for him to go:
"Here’s what I say — I’m the best leader for the Senate. I am the best at winning Senate seats."
"Here’s what I say — I’m the best leader for the Senate. I am the best at winning Senate seats."
March 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
"senate minority leader"
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He was about to go on a fucking book tour? At THIS moment? Jesus fucking Christ.
March 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
He was about to go on a fucking book tour? At THIS moment? Jesus fucking Christ.
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these people swore an oath to defend the constitution but i guess that’s just too hard
Schumer tells me Republicans might try to jam Democrats again in September, but thinks Trump will be less popular then and Republican appropriators might be more willing to stand up to him. He said they refused to do so now.
March 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
these people swore an oath to defend the constitution but i guess that’s just too hard
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So I’m assuming the name of Gavin Newsom’s podcast is “I Don’t Want To Be President”
March 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
So I’m assuming the name of Gavin Newsom’s podcast is “I Don’t Want To Be President”
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Only in America could a Ketamine-infused South African oligarch call a navy captain, astronaut and sitting US senator "a traitor" for supporting our allies and standing up to Russia...
March 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Only in America could a Ketamine-infused South African oligarch call a navy captain, astronaut and sitting US senator "a traitor" for supporting our allies and standing up to Russia...
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The perfect metaphor for what the Supreme Court did to this country with Citizens United v. FEC.
March 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The perfect metaphor for what the Supreme Court did to this country with Citizens United v. FEC.
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Dear Gavin Newsom:
I was with you. But cuddling up to Charlie Kirk loses me.
You won’t get him to think like you. He will make you sound like him.
Think about that.
I was with you. But cuddling up to Charlie Kirk loses me.
You won’t get him to think like you. He will make you sound like him.
Think about that.
March 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Dear Gavin Newsom:
I was with you. But cuddling up to Charlie Kirk loses me.
You won’t get him to think like you. He will make you sound like him.
Think about that.
I was with you. But cuddling up to Charlie Kirk loses me.
You won’t get him to think like you. He will make you sound like him.
Think about that.
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Favorite part of Star Wars was when Luke Skywalker took off his jacket and defeated Palpatine with his T-Shirt that said “Resist”
March 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Favorite part of Star Wars was when Luke Skywalker took off his jacket and defeated Palpatine with his T-Shirt that said “Resist”
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RIP to a genuine hero
March 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
RIP to a genuine hero
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I just like, don’t want to hear from adults making money from exploiting their young children for views and clout in a documentary about rehoming an adopted child.
March 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I just like, don’t want to hear from adults making money from exploiting their young children for views and clout in a documentary about rehoming an adopted child.
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it’s a great time to remind everyone to keep your cats indoors. i don’t want to hear that shit about how your cat is desperate to go outside or is used to being out there. i had an outdoor cat i had to bring inside after 13yrs. i know how they are. she lived to 20. they’ll get over it & so will you.
February 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
it’s a great time to remind everyone to keep your cats indoors. i don’t want to hear that shit about how your cat is desperate to go outside or is used to being out there. i had an outdoor cat i had to bring inside after 13yrs. i know how they are. she lived to 20. they’ll get over it & so will you.
Everyone on here is boring
February 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Everyone on here is boring
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Michelle Trachtenberg, of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Gossip Girl," has died at 39
February 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Michelle Trachtenberg, of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Gossip Girl," has died at 39
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everyone seeing how when you takeaway the DEI the planes start falling out of the sky
💥 BREAKING: At John Deere's annual shareholders meeting today, shareholders overwhelmingly rejected an anti-DEI proposal brought by the same group that targeted Costco and Apple. An anti-DEI proposal from the NCPPR received less than 1 percent of votes.
Deere shareholders: DEI is in. Bigots are out
Deere shareholders: DEI is in. Bigots are out
February 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
everyone seeing how when you takeaway the DEI the planes start falling out of the sky