Snowgord
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a "liminal space" is any place where there's no one there and the carpet looks kind of weird
August 31, 2026 at 5:15 PM
a "liminal space" is any place where there's no one there and the carpet looks kind of weird
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By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”
July 21, 2026 at 6:19 PM
By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”
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Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
July 19, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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friend im in a step challenge with texting when he sees my score: try hard
me being chased by a wolf: call poblice
me being chased by a wolf: call poblice
July 12, 2026 at 4:50 PM
friend im in a step challenge with texting when he sees my score: try hard
me being chased by a wolf: call poblice
me being chased by a wolf: call poblice
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Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
July 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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Do not go willy into that good nilly
July 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Do not go willy into that good nilly
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it wouldve been funny if goldfinger wasnt a movie and just a crazy song about a guy shirley bassey made up
June 27, 2026 at 6:05 PM
it wouldve been funny if goldfinger wasnt a movie and just a crazy song about a guy shirley bassey made up
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“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment
June 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment
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very happy to see that the oot remake sticks to its localized title in the german version
June 9, 2026 at 4:11 PM
very happy to see that the oot remake sticks to its localized title in the german version
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The best superhero is Swamp Thing because sometimes Swamp Thing wanders around a planet a galaxy away as he has an existential debate with a copy of himself he made out of azure soil and sometimes Swamp Thing fights dracula at a gas station
June 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
The best superhero is Swamp Thing because sometimes Swamp Thing wanders around a planet a galaxy away as he has an existential debate with a copy of himself he made out of azure soil and sometimes Swamp Thing fights dracula at a gas station
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(A) incredible and (B) an excuse to post this
June 8, 2026 at 11:21 AM
(A) incredible and (B) an excuse to post this
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hey quick question, am I having a stroke
June 8, 2026 at 12:55 PM
hey quick question, am I having a stroke
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me: he's a glove that sells hamburger helper
girl looking at the posters in my room: no i get it
girl looking at the posters in my room: no i get it
April 22, 2026 at 7:47 PM
me: he's a glove that sells hamburger helper
girl looking at the posters in my room: no i get it
girl looking at the posters in my room: no i get it
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Who knew a fish could express "What the fuck was that?" with such ease.
May 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Who knew a fish could express "What the fuck was that?" with such ease.
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*drunk at the conclave* nooooooo don’t pick him he sucks
May 7, 2025 at 10:08 AM
*drunk at the conclave* nooooooo don’t pick him he sucks
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anyone else wake up in the morning and check their phone like. maybe today is the day the wonderful email comes. i have never received the wonderful email but everyday is a new chance for it to arrive
April 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
anyone else wake up in the morning and check their phone like. maybe today is the day the wonderful email comes. i have never received the wonderful email but everyday is a new chance for it to arrive
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When I buy myself a little treat in this dystopian hellscape
May 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
When I buy myself a little treat in this dystopian hellscape
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the poor foster dog is terrified of the coffee grinder. i feel the need to explain. “these are the beans you have to drink when you are a person,” i say. “sometimes things are very very bad. but then the beans happen and it is good.” i can tell she understands
April 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
the poor foster dog is terrified of the coffee grinder. i feel the need to explain. “these are the beans you have to drink when you are a person,” i say. “sometimes things are very very bad. but then the beans happen and it is good.” i can tell she understands
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"elder scrolls" is just me looking at my phone
April 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"elder scrolls" is just me looking at my phone
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Straight Up Fucking for 8 Red Coins
April 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Straight Up Fucking for 8 Red Coins
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By the time you hit 35 your feelings are supposed to have calcified into one kind of big grey thing that you feel all the time
April 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
By the time you hit 35 your feelings are supposed to have calcified into one kind of big grey thing that you feel all the time