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Had a sex dream about Austin Abrams and was pissed to wake up
September 28, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Had a sex dream about Austin Abrams and was pissed to wake up
September 18, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Probably one of the best pics I’ve ever taken
September 13, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Probably one of the best pics I’ve ever taken
Happy #fatcockfriday. This week has been brutal at work and I don’t have the mental capacity to write something clever.
#fcf
#fcf
September 11, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Happy #fatcockfriday. This week has been brutal at work and I don’t have the mental capacity to write something clever.
#fcf
#fcf
Just bought a $200 toothbrush 😅
September 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Just bought a $200 toothbrush 😅
Anyone else playing Blood of Dawnwalker?
September 6, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Anyone else playing Blood of Dawnwalker?
September 4, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Thank god tomorrow is fat cock Friday
September 4, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Thank god tomorrow is fat cock Friday
Working from home today so that means… no pants!
September 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Working from home today so that means… no pants!
Good morning boys
August 30, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Good morning boys
Late night peekaboo
August 30, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Late night peekaboo
Spending #fatcockfriday in training for work when I just want to stay in bed
August 28, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Spending #fatcockfriday in training for work when I just want to stay in bed
Very excited about these converse I picked up for $20
August 23, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Very excited about these converse I picked up for $20
One like and I’ll jerk at work
August 21, 2026 at 5:56 PM
One like and I’ll jerk at work
Leaving work early to go see a movie 🤐
August 20, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Leaving work early to go see a movie 🤐
Nothing like a hot shower to end the day
August 20, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Nothing like a hot shower to end the day
Thinking about boys again
August 16, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Thinking about boys again
Heading to the movies soon. All is right with the world.
August 15, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Heading to the movies soon. All is right with the world.
Maybe I should have more self control but if I think you’re cute, you’ll probably hear from me personally 😂
I very rarely slide into someone’s DMs first because I panik that I’m being a creepy pest. If I have ever slid into your DMs first you need to understand the level of anxiety involved in me doing so.
Man panicking, breathing into a paper bag
Alt: Man panicking, breathing into a paper bag
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August 13, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Maybe I should have more self control but if I think you’re cute, you’ll probably hear from me personally 😂
Today has been brutal. Someone come kiss me.
August 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Today has been brutal. Someone come kiss me.
How can I get any work done today like this
August 11, 2026 at 6:48 PM
How can I get any work done today like this
The way I could swallow a load right now 🥵
August 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
The way I could swallow a load right now 🥵
August 7, 2026 at 2:33 PM