Amadei, Suburban White Woman
@amsee.bsky.social
Reader, gamer, crafter, mom to the sweetest little girl of all time. OF ALL TIME.
Poirot: Ah, I have found a clue.
Hastings: That can't possibly be a clue.
P: Ah, some more very interesting clues!
H: Why does he keep making silly, puerile points that have nothing to do with the case?
P: Voilà! The solution to the murder & all the clues that pointed me here.
H: Wait, what?
Hastings: That can't possibly be a clue.
P: Ah, some more very interesting clues!
H: Why does he keep making silly, puerile points that have nothing to do with the case?
P: Voilà! The solution to the murder & all the clues that pointed me here.
H: Wait, what?
September 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Poirot: Ah, I have found a clue.
Hastings: That can't possibly be a clue.
P: Ah, some more very interesting clues!
H: Why does he keep making silly, puerile points that have nothing to do with the case?
P: Voilà! The solution to the murder & all the clues that pointed me here.
H: Wait, what?
Hastings: That can't possibly be a clue.
P: Ah, some more very interesting clues!
H: Why does he keep making silly, puerile points that have nothing to do with the case?
P: Voilà! The solution to the murder & all the clues that pointed me here.
H: Wait, what?
Husband: It’s hotter than shit out here.
4yo: Don’t say that word, Daddy.
Husband: What word? Hot?
4yo, as we frantically try to shush her because we’re in pubic: No, don’t say shit!
4yo: Don’t say that word, Daddy.
Husband: What word? Hot?
4yo, as we frantically try to shush her because we’re in pubic: No, don’t say shit!
August 30, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Husband: It’s hotter than shit out here.
4yo: Don’t say that word, Daddy.
Husband: What word? Hot?
4yo, as we frantically try to shush her because we’re in pubic: No, don’t say shit!
4yo: Don’t say that word, Daddy.
Husband: What word? Hot?
4yo, as we frantically try to shush her because we’re in pubic: No, don’t say shit!
Look, I don't want to victim blame, but you're not winning any hearts & minds with that opening (especially) considering this is almost certainly user error on his part).
August 24, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Look, I don't want to victim blame, but you're not winning any hearts & minds with that opening (especially) considering this is almost certainly user error on his part).
I don’t care how much I like someone, I DO CARDIO FOR NO MAN.
New photo of Natalie Harp sprinting behind Trump's golf cart after seemingly being denied a ride
August 21, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I don’t care how much I like someone, I DO CARDIO FOR NO MAN.
Today’s Book Reader’s Dilemma:
When someone is gushing about their favorite book series & telling you that you HAVE to read it when you decided long ago when you first heard about it that it was not your cup of tea. At all. In the slightest.
Yes, this is an ACoTaR post.
When someone is gushing about their favorite book series & telling you that you HAVE to read it when you decided long ago when you first heard about it that it was not your cup of tea. At all. In the slightest.
Yes, this is an ACoTaR post.
August 20, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Today’s Book Reader’s Dilemma:
When someone is gushing about their favorite book series & telling you that you HAVE to read it when you decided long ago when you first heard about it that it was not your cup of tea. At all. In the slightest.
Yes, this is an ACoTaR post.
When someone is gushing about their favorite book series & telling you that you HAVE to read it when you decided long ago when you first heard about it that it was not your cup of tea. At all. In the slightest.
Yes, this is an ACoTaR post.
Husband, coming in after doing yard work: I’m going to take a shower.
Me: Good, because we don’t appreciate your musk.
4yo: Yeah, we don’t appreciate your stinginess, bro.
BRO?!
Me: Good, because we don’t appreciate your musk.
4yo: Yeah, we don’t appreciate your stinginess, bro.
BRO?!
August 15, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Husband, coming in after doing yard work: I’m going to take a shower.
Me: Good, because we don’t appreciate your musk.
4yo: Yeah, we don’t appreciate your stinginess, bro.
BRO?!
Me: Good, because we don’t appreciate your musk.
4yo: Yeah, we don’t appreciate your stinginess, bro.
BRO?!
Husband: And it’s some shitty MR2 [car] they took the muffler off of.
4yo: Daddy, don’t say that word.
Husband: What? MR2? You’re right.
4yo: Daddy, don’t say that word.
Husband: What? MR2? You’re right.
August 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Husband: And it’s some shitty MR2 [car] they took the muffler off of.
4yo: Daddy, don’t say that word.
Husband: What? MR2? You’re right.
4yo: Daddy, don’t say that word.
Husband: What? MR2? You’re right.
My office is empty, I have fifteen minutes to go, and I don't want to start anything new...but heaven forbid I just leave. 😂
July 31, 2026 at 8:45 PM
My office is empty, I have fifteen minutes to go, and I don't want to start anything new...but heaven forbid I just leave. 😂
Husband: Baby girl, my grandpa made this table. And he made it for my daddy, your Grandpa. Now I ended up with it.
4yo: Yeah and next I’ll end up with it.
Me: She's not wrong.
H: That's the concerning part.
4yo: Yeah and next I’ll end up with it.
Me: She's not wrong.
H: That's the concerning part.
July 31, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Husband: Baby girl, my grandpa made this table. And he made it for my daddy, your Grandpa. Now I ended up with it.
4yo: Yeah and next I’ll end up with it.
Me: She's not wrong.
H: That's the concerning part.
4yo: Yeah and next I’ll end up with it.
Me: She's not wrong.
H: That's the concerning part.
Today, I got an URGENT voicemail that...was a pocket dial where I got the option to listen to four minutes of an idiot talking in the background on TV.
July 31, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Today, I got an URGENT voicemail that...was a pocket dial where I got the option to listen to four minutes of an idiot talking in the background on TV.
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July 31, 2026 at 10:11 AM
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July 30, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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Wordle 1,864 4/6*
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July 27, 2026 at 9:40 AM
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Yeah, boiii.
@amadei's finished Cross|word
Homes sweet homes
puzzmo.com
July 25, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Yeah, boiii.
By the skin of my teeth.
Wordle 1,862 6/6*
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Wordle 1,862 6/6*
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July 25, 2026 at 1:30 PM
By the skin of my teeth.
Wordle 1,862 6/6*
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Wordle 1,862 6/6*
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Me: Okay, TV off. Time for shoes.
4yo, over by the shoe rack: [giggles out of sight, then clomps over to me]
Me: You have embraced the letter but not the spirit of the law.
4yo, over by the shoe rack: [giggles out of sight, then clomps over to me]
Me: You have embraced the letter but not the spirit of the law.
July 24, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Me: Okay, TV off. Time for shoes.
4yo, over by the shoe rack: [giggles out of sight, then clomps over to me]
Me: You have embraced the letter but not the spirit of the law.
4yo, over by the shoe rack: [giggles out of sight, then clomps over to me]
Me: You have embraced the letter but not the spirit of the law.
Wordle 1,861 5/6*
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July 24, 2026 at 12:13 PM
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4yo: Lemon’s sister has a Hello Kitty shirt.
Me, not believing someone has named their child Lemon: Who?
4yo: Lemon’s.
Me: Who is Lemon?
4yo: The new student!
Me: Is Lemon a boy or a girl?
4yo, annoyed: A boy!
Me: Do you mean Le*N*non?
4yo, still annoyed: Yes!
We went on a journey there.
Me, not believing someone has named their child Lemon: Who?
4yo: Lemon’s.
Me: Who is Lemon?
4yo: The new student!
Me: Is Lemon a boy or a girl?
4yo, annoyed: A boy!
Me: Do you mean Le*N*non?
4yo, still annoyed: Yes!
We went on a journey there.
July 23, 2026 at 10:14 PM
4yo: Lemon’s sister has a Hello Kitty shirt.
Me, not believing someone has named their child Lemon: Who?
4yo: Lemon’s.
Me: Who is Lemon?
4yo: The new student!
Me: Is Lemon a boy or a girl?
4yo, annoyed: A boy!
Me: Do you mean Le*N*non?
4yo, still annoyed: Yes!
We went on a journey there.
Me, not believing someone has named their child Lemon: Who?
4yo: Lemon’s.
Me: Who is Lemon?
4yo: The new student!
Me: Is Lemon a boy or a girl?
4yo, annoyed: A boy!
Me: Do you mean Le*N*non?
4yo, still annoyed: Yes!
We went on a journey there.
PEAK HUMOR, @gamblingpoet.bsky.social.
July 22, 2026 at 6:43 PM
PEAK HUMOR, @gamblingpoet.bsky.social.
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July 22, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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So, uh, the thing that auto-transcribes our voicemails appears to be having a stroke.
July 21, 2026 at 4:16 PM
So, uh, the thing that auto-transcribes our voicemails appears to be having a stroke.
Me: *comes home from the dentist*
4yo: What color toothbrush did you pick?!
Me: Oh, sweetie, they didn't give me a toothbrush.
4yo, in a very serious whisper: Were you not a good girl?
4yo: What color toothbrush did you pick?!
Me: Oh, sweetie, they didn't give me a toothbrush.
4yo, in a very serious whisper: Were you not a good girl?
July 21, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Me: *comes home from the dentist*
4yo: What color toothbrush did you pick?!
Me: Oh, sweetie, they didn't give me a toothbrush.
4yo, in a very serious whisper: Were you not a good girl?
4yo: What color toothbrush did you pick?!
Me: Oh, sweetie, they didn't give me a toothbrush.
4yo, in a very serious whisper: Were you not a good girl?
Trying to get back into exercising my brain and this one took a bit.
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July 16, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Trying to get back into exercising my brain and this one took a bit.
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Me: What’s her [stuffie’s] name?
4yo: I don’t remember.
Me: Me neither.
4yo: It’s Nobody.
Me: Is she Odysseus?
4yo: She’s a *bunny*!
4yo: I don’t remember.
Me: Me neither.
4yo: It’s Nobody.
Me: Is she Odysseus?
4yo: She’s a *bunny*!
July 7, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Me: What’s her [stuffie’s] name?
4yo: I don’t remember.
Me: Me neither.
4yo: It’s Nobody.
Me: Is she Odysseus?
4yo: She’s a *bunny*!
4yo: I don’t remember.
Me: Me neither.
4yo: It’s Nobody.
Me: Is she Odysseus?
4yo: She’s a *bunny*!