Neil of Fortune
@analogweed.bsky.social
A person full of opinions and self-loathing.
I play drums in Sullest, a stoner punk band.
http://sullest.bandcamp.com
I play drums in Sullest, a stoner punk band.
http://sullest.bandcamp.com
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Neil of Fortune
@analogweed.bsky.social
· Oct 25
Health, wealth, AND happiness?? In THIS economy?!
I created a spot for all of my short stories when I get the inspiration to write. I’d appreciate any and all feedback!
Neil Scott King | Substack
Amateur short story writer out of Rhode Island. Other activities include wine sales and music performance, but not at the same time. I currently play drums in my bands Sullest and Tomb Envy. Click to ...
neilscottking.substack.com
September 26, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I created a spot for all of my short stories when I get the inspiration to write. I’d appreciate any and all feedback!
Never forget
I just realized that 311 is 9/11’s half-birthday
September 11, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Never forget
I know that David Morales ran an incredible and inspiring campaign, but I’d also like to think he was immensely helped by the ‘Brett Smiley Is A Raggedy Bitch’ campaign
September 10, 2026 at 12:05 PM
I know that David Morales ran an incredible and inspiring campaign, but I’d also like to think he was immensely helped by the ‘Brett Smiley Is A Raggedy Bitch’ campaign
“So I gotta ask ya… what’s your current body count??” 👀👀
-me, asking how many spotted lanternflies you’ve killed this season
-me, asking how many spotted lanternflies you’ve killed this season
August 24, 2026 at 9:31 PM
“So I gotta ask ya… what’s your current body count??” 👀👀
-me, asking how many spotted lanternflies you’ve killed this season
-me, asking how many spotted lanternflies you’ve killed this season
r/climate should just merge with r/depression at this point, they’re basically the same Reddit page
August 21, 2026 at 10:21 PM
r/climate should just merge with r/depression at this point, they’re basically the same Reddit page
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No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
July 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
Jeep Wranglers are made exclusively for your little rubber ducky club and you’re useless and only five years old, grow up
June 29, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Jeep Wranglers are made exclusively for your little rubber ducky club and you’re useless and only five years old, grow up
I just realized that 311 is 9/11’s half-birthday
May 11, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I just realized that 311 is 9/11’s half-birthday
30 to 50 percent mortality rate? Fuck it, fam, let’s goooooooo [into the dirt]!!!
May 11, 2026 at 10:30 PM
30 to 50 percent mortality rate? Fuck it, fam, let’s goooooooo [into the dirt]!!!
Shorty buy you a rose garden?
April 25, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Shorty buy you a rose garden?
Picking up/buying something for your wife only to call her and ask what it was should be grounds for divorce
March 16, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Picking up/buying something for your wife only to call her and ask what it was should be grounds for divorce
(the new alphabet song to the tune of “Let It Be”)
🎵Letter A,
Letter B,
Letter C,
Letter D,
Then a bunch of letters,
Letter Z 🎵🎵
🎵Letter A,
Letter B,
Letter C,
Letter D,
Then a bunch of letters,
Letter Z 🎵🎵
February 23, 2026 at 6:08 PM
(the new alphabet song to the tune of “Let It Be”)
🎵Letter A,
Letter B,
Letter C,
Letter D,
Then a bunch of letters,
Letter Z 🎵🎵
🎵Letter A,
Letter B,
Letter C,
Letter D,
Then a bunch of letters,
Letter Z 🎵🎵
My favorite part of the halftime show was when Americans realized that if history went differently then all New Yorkers would be speaking Dutch and most Southerners would be speaking French. Me gusta Conejo Malo
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 PM
My favorite part of the halftime show was when Americans realized that if history went differently then all New Yorkers would be speaking Dutch and most Southerners would be speaking French. Me gusta Conejo Malo
I could tell the Patriots lost solely based on how all the Rhode Islanders were driving last night
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I could tell the Patriots lost solely based on how all the Rhode Islanders were driving last night
Football is rigged
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Football is rigged
How come the elderly are the most impatient when it comes to credit card terminals?? Don’t they remember how long knuckle-busting carbon copies used to take??!
January 27, 2026 at 5:32 PM
How come the elderly are the most impatient when it comes to credit card terminals?? Don’t they remember how long knuckle-busting carbon copies used to take??!
So were kitchen sponges like totally useless before they came standard with that rough scrubby side?
January 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
So were kitchen sponges like totally useless before they came standard with that rough scrubby side?
My favorite thing about the first sip of coffee of the day is when I then take three more big sips of coffee and then fill the mug back to the brim
January 18, 2026 at 2:42 PM
My favorite thing about the first sip of coffee of the day is when I then take three more big sips of coffee and then fill the mug back to the brim
When you find out the vocalist of the band doesn’t write lyrics, let alone any of the music:
two men are sitting at a table with the caption what would you say you do here ?
ALT: two men are sitting at a table with the caption what would you say you do here ?
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:44 PM
When you find out the vocalist of the band doesn’t write lyrics, let alone any of the music:
Why don’t you make like a sole owner of a pornography store and mind your own fucking business?
December 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Why don’t you make like a sole owner of a pornography store and mind your own fucking business?
How come the anxiety I feel about personally running low on food is much less severe than the anxiety I feel when my cats are running low on food?
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
How come the anxiety I feel about personally running low on food is much less severe than the anxiety I feel when my cats are running low on food?
Mockingbirds are the powerviolence band of the bird world. They’re always like “What’s up you fucks here’s 150 songs in five minutes”
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Mockingbirds are the powerviolence band of the bird world. They’re always like “What’s up you fucks here’s 150 songs in five minutes”
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I gotta be honest—once I realized Chappell Roan wasn’t spelling out “hot dog,” I kinda lost interest.
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I gotta be honest—once I realized Chappell Roan wasn’t spelling out “hot dog,” I kinda lost interest.
The amount of foot traffic at Target could easily be reduced if people did their grocery shopping at grocery stores
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The amount of foot traffic at Target could easily be reduced if people did their grocery shopping at grocery stores