Andre
@andregce.com
he/him, en/pt/es
Computer engineer, husband, father
Brazilian born, ex-Floridian, living in the USVI
Computer engineer, husband, father
Brazilian born, ex-Floridian, living in the USVI
Kids these days will never understand this
April 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Kids these days will never understand this
My point is that we should be united against maga. Not divided on who we’re gonna support instead.
April 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My point is that we should be united against maga. Not divided on who we’re gonna support instead.
In lighter news. Thanks again for the rec.
April 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
In lighter news. Thanks again for the rec.
The morning after my bachelor party my now wife looked at my face and said: Oh, shit!
I have not recovered.
I have not recovered.
March 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The morning after my bachelor party my now wife looked at my face and said: Oh, shit!
I have not recovered.
I have not recovered.
We have a nationalized SpaceX, it’s called NASA.
March 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
We have a nationalized SpaceX, it’s called NASA.
Tried and true:
Eu não falo inglês
Eu não falo inglês
March 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Tried and true:
Eu não falo inglês
Eu não falo inglês
What country isn’t? Not rhetorical, might be looking for another one.
March 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
What country isn’t? Not rhetorical, might be looking for another one.
You need to carefully remove that label, put it on a plaque, and keep it forever
March 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
You need to carefully remove that label, put it on a plaque, and keep it forever
Giggling keys and heavy breathing. Do not recommend.
March 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Giggling keys and heavy breathing. Do not recommend.
The new owners are intentionally tanking the team so the NBA will not stop them from moving to Las Vegas
March 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The new owners are intentionally tanking the team so the NBA will not stop them from moving to Las Vegas
What’s wrong with a breakfast burger? I eat them all the time.
March 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
What’s wrong with a breakfast burger? I eat them all the time.
That's just unrealistic expectations.
March 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
That's just unrealistic expectations.
Looks like past me made a good decision
March 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Looks like past me made a good decision
Genius. Gilbert was good too.
March 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Genius. Gilbert was good too.