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You kids like Sabrina Carpenter? well I know about another carpenter who had some strange things to say, and did some miraculous works, and had a black cat named Salem Saberhagen, and she- ah sorry, not Carpenter, let me start over.
Shakespeare’s wife: “Care to explain why you’re stumbling in late stinking of ale?”
Shakespeare: “Imn fair ‘The Pub’ wheree we set ouwr scene…”
Shakespeare: “Imn fair ‘The Pub’ wheree we set ouwr scene…”
September 18, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Shakespeare’s wife: “Care to explain why you’re stumbling in late stinking of ale?”
Shakespeare: “Imn fair ‘The Pub’ wheree we set ouwr scene…”
Shakespeare: “Imn fair ‘The Pub’ wheree we set ouwr scene…”
They’re building a McDonald’s right near my house and I’m excited to go there like I haven’t had McDonald’s before. Like I couldn’t drive nine minutes to the other McDonalds.
September 17, 2026 at 9:09 PM
They’re building a McDonald’s right near my house and I’m excited to go there like I haven’t had McDonald’s before. Like I couldn’t drive nine minutes to the other McDonalds.
Given how we know Tolkien felt about the Beatles it’s possible that when Melkor sings evil into the creation song of Middle Earth we were supposed to imagine it as the Hard Days Night chord.
September 17, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Given how we know Tolkien felt about the Beatles it’s possible that when Melkor sings evil into the creation song of Middle Earth we were supposed to imagine it as the Hard Days Night chord.
Eat that candy coated chocolate
But tell me when I ask:
When you eat your Smarties do you arrange them in a triangle on the desk and eat color by color trying to maintain as perfect a triangle as possible?
But tell me when I ask:
When you eat your Smarties do you arrange them in a triangle on the desk and eat color by color trying to maintain as perfect a triangle as possible?
September 17, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Eat that candy coated chocolate
But tell me when I ask:
When you eat your Smarties do you arrange them in a triangle on the desk and eat color by color trying to maintain as perfect a triangle as possible?
But tell me when I ask:
When you eat your Smarties do you arrange them in a triangle on the desk and eat color by color trying to maintain as perfect a triangle as possible?
We believe in doing good, but more than that we believe in doing good in the most effective way possible and we’ve looked into it, and you’re not going to believe this, but it turns out that involves us amassing as much wealth as possible and keeping it.
September 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
We believe in doing good, but more than that we believe in doing good in the most effective way possible and we’ve looked into it, and you’re not going to believe this, but it turns out that involves us amassing as much wealth as possible and keeping it.
I hope this email finds you tomorrow, writing it took a lot out of me and i am not ready for any follow up at this time.
September 16, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I hope this email finds you tomorrow, writing it took a lot out of me and i am not ready for any follow up at this time.
“Giant tin of assorted kettlecorns” has got to be the coolest way to gift the teenager in your life a wastepaper basket.
September 16, 2026 at 3:20 AM
“Giant tin of assorted kettlecorns” has got to be the coolest way to gift the teenager in your life a wastepaper basket.
People aren’t vaccinating their dogs because they’re worried the vaccines will give their dogs autism.
Worse than that, I hear if you vaccinate your cats they won’t become autistic.
Worse than that, I hear if you vaccinate your cats they won’t become autistic.
September 14, 2026 at 6:48 PM
People aren’t vaccinating their dogs because they’re worried the vaccines will give their dogs autism.
Worse than that, I hear if you vaccinate your cats they won’t become autistic.
Worse than that, I hear if you vaccinate your cats they won’t become autistic.
Oh no, we didn’t lock them in this cage! No we just let them in there and they stayed because they liked it so much! It was nice actually, in the cage that we let them stand in as punishment.
NEW: DHS's Inspector General releases a scathing report about the Everglades detention camp known as "Alligator Alcatraz." The OIG finds that the now-closed camp, violated multiple ICE standards.
The OIG also confirms detainees were punished with placement in a metal cage in the Florida heat.🧵
The OIG also confirms detainees were punished with placement in a metal cage in the Florida heat.🧵
September 14, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Oh no, we didn’t lock them in this cage! No we just let them in there and they stayed because they liked it so much! It was nice actually, in the cage that we let them stand in as punishment.
The other day a wasp got in through an open door and I had to like, passive aggressively make it decide to leave.
September 14, 2026 at 7:03 AM
The other day a wasp got in through an open door and I had to like, passive aggressively make it decide to leave.
Asking for a friend (my wife (also me)(!))
How do people having twins decide who gets which name?
September 14, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Asking for a friend (my wife (also me)(!))
This is just a David Rees best of post.
I really do love Wikipedia so much look at this magnificence
September 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
This is just a David Rees best of post.
It’s crazy how often these are cow tools.
John Flannagan, Triumph of the Egg, I, 1937
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136462
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136462
September 13, 2026 at 7:58 AM
It’s crazy how often these are cow tools.
Mario kart 8’s many admirable driving assists are not match for my four year old daughter who has found two buttons and one of them is the brake.
September 12, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Mario kart 8’s many admirable driving assists are not match for my four year old daughter who has found two buttons and one of them is the brake.
Honestly, my overriding memory of the War on Terror was the irreverent Flash games it produced.
September 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Honestly, my overriding memory of the War on Terror was the irreverent Flash games it produced.
Nodding sagely as the guy at the Mobil Lube shows me my air filter like I’m an 18th century English Lord being appraised of my holdings in the East Indian colonies.
September 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Nodding sagely as the guy at the Mobil Lube shows me my air filter like I’m an 18th century English Lord being appraised of my holdings in the East Indian colonies.
Well there’s these Muppets see? And they put on a sort of a Show.
There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival.
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on.
(Source: Deadline)
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on.
(Source: Deadline)
September 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Well there’s these Muppets see? And they put on a sort of a Show.
I have a sister and a sister in law born on exactly the same day and let me tell you, their existence pretty handily dismantles astrology’s credibility.
September 10, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I have a sister and a sister in law born on exactly the same day and let me tell you, their existence pretty handily dismantles astrology’s credibility.
I’m glad Metroid is cashing in on the “Samus has activated Metroid DNA” angle. Metroid quietly the Nintendo series with the tightest continuity/timeline.
September 9, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I’m glad Metroid is cashing in on the “Samus has activated Metroid DNA” angle. Metroid quietly the Nintendo series with the tightest continuity/timeline.
If Nintendo is going to do the big multimedia push they should hire Genndy Tartakovsky to do a Metroid cartoon.
September 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
If Nintendo is going to do the big multimedia push they should hire Genndy Tartakovsky to do a Metroid cartoon.
Anyway, I think it’s neat that OoT remake link’s tunic is woven out of grass.
September 9, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Anyway, I think it’s neat that OoT remake link’s tunic is woven out of grass.
Cautiously: “Lots of fish in Bonavist Harbour?”
Trepidatiously: “Lots of fish right in around here?”
Trepidatiously: “Lots of fish right in around here?”
For the first time in over 30 years, Newfoundland and Labrador’s Northern cod stock has been deemed “healthy” by Ottawa. www.canadianaffairs.news/2026/09/05/i...
As Northern cod stocks rebound, Newfoundlanders are expressing cautious optimism over a fish they nearly lostIn cod we trust
As Northern cod stocks rebound, Newfoundlanders are expressing cautious optimism over a fish they nearly lost
www.canadianaffairs.news
September 9, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Cautiously: “Lots of fish in Bonavist Harbour?”
Trepidatiously: “Lots of fish right in around here?”
Trepidatiously: “Lots of fish right in around here?”
Nintendo always kind of targets their Directs at a brand new baby deer just opening its eyes, but I gotta admit I felt a little old while they were explaining Ocarina of Time from first principles.
September 9, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Nintendo always kind of targets their Directs at a brand new baby deer just opening its eyes, but I gotta admit I felt a little old while they were explaining Ocarina of Time from first principles.
There’s some horrible nightmare stuff in Ocarina of Time that I am very excited to see Nintendo’s 4K take on.
September 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
There’s some horrible nightmare stuff in Ocarina of Time that I am very excited to see Nintendo’s 4K take on.
How do people having twins decide who gets which name?
September 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
How do people having twins decide who gets which name?