Andrew Wood
@andrewnotbot.bsky.social
I like to fix things, cars, houses, elections (kidding). Left of centre, EU is where we should be. Keep fish (they were here when I moved in), into tech, write code, love sci fi both Star Wars and Star Trek
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For no particular breaking topical reason, a recent (award-winning) cartoon.
March 4, 2026 at 1:12 PM
For no particular breaking topical reason, a recent (award-winning) cartoon.
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If we do get out of the Trump regime, whoever comes into office next needs to absolutely demolish every single POS thing Trump has built or will build and seize all of the damn Trump buildings in the U.S. and tear those down, too.
I DGAF about "legality." Laws are gone.
I DGAF about "legality." Laws are gone.
February 12, 2026 at 1:06 PM
If we do get out of the Trump regime, whoever comes into office next needs to absolutely demolish every single POS thing Trump has built or will build and seize all of the damn Trump buildings in the U.S. and tear those down, too.
I DGAF about "legality." Laws are gone.
I DGAF about "legality." Laws are gone.
So this is Reform. Do as we say or you will be punished when we con our way into power.
February 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
So this is Reform. Do as we say or you will be punished when we con our way into power.
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I warned Starmer about Mandelson.
My wife Bunty did
So did Dean our paperboy
Ramrod our Lab did.
Jill in the village shop baked some warning baps for him & Simple Sally, who helps Jill, warned him using dance & spit.
Ronnie Pickering warned him.
So did Chaka Demus.
And Pliers.
Why didn’t he LISTEN?🤦🏻♂️
My wife Bunty did
So did Dean our paperboy
Ramrod our Lab did.
Jill in the village shop baked some warning baps for him & Simple Sally, who helps Jill, warned him using dance & spit.
Ronnie Pickering warned him.
So did Chaka Demus.
And Pliers.
Why didn’t he LISTEN?🤦🏻♂️
February 8, 2026 at 12:03 PM
I warned Starmer about Mandelson.
My wife Bunty did
So did Dean our paperboy
Ramrod our Lab did.
Jill in the village shop baked some warning baps for him & Simple Sally, who helps Jill, warned him using dance & spit.
Ronnie Pickering warned him.
So did Chaka Demus.
And Pliers.
Why didn’t he LISTEN?🤦🏻♂️
My wife Bunty did
So did Dean our paperboy
Ramrod our Lab did.
Jill in the village shop baked some warning baps for him & Simple Sally, who helps Jill, warned him using dance & spit.
Ronnie Pickering warned him.
So did Chaka Demus.
And Pliers.
Why didn’t he LISTEN?🤦🏻♂️
So all it took for Russia to conquer the USA was expensive eggs.
February 5, 2026 at 6:20 AM
So all it took for Russia to conquer the USA was expensive eggs.
All they need are some trains and communal showers.
January 31, 2026 at 8:44 AM
All they need are some trains and communal showers.
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Boycott the World Cup
Not a foot should be set in that country until the madness stops
Not a foot should be set in that country until the madness stops
January 25, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Boycott the World Cup
Not a foot should be set in that country until the madness stops
Not a foot should be set in that country until the madness stops
Can we get a Star Trek holodeck for Trump and put him in it, he can do what he likes there. We could make sure he's winning everyday and never seen him again.
January 22, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Can we get a Star Trek holodeck for Trump and put him in it, he can do what he likes there. We could make sure he's winning everyday and never seen him again.
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I'm looking forward to remembering where I was when I hear that Trump has died.
March 17, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I'm looking forward to remembering where I was when I hear that Trump has died.
Who the heck is still advertising on X? Who likes to be associated with child abuse via GROK, surely no major brands.
January 20, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Who the heck is still advertising on X? Who likes to be associated with child abuse via GROK, surely no major brands.
The USA will be celebrating 250 years since the revolution to get rid of taxes from a King whilst currently having their own King impose taxes (tariffs) upon them.
January 20, 2026 at 3:17 PM
The USA will be celebrating 250 years since the revolution to get rid of taxes from a King whilst currently having their own King impose taxes (tariffs) upon them.
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The future will never forgive the present for allowing the monsters too take control.
February 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
The future will never forgive the present for allowing the monsters too take control.
Europe must rise as a super power and distance itself from the US. Sick of being told what to do by American Presidents.
January 18, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Europe must rise as a super power and distance itself from the US. Sick of being told what to do by American Presidents.
Is it too late to cancel the Trident nuclear sub contract and buy an independent system from France?
Don't buy American goods
Don't buy American goods
January 17, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Is it too late to cancel the Trident nuclear sub contract and buy an independent system from France?
Don't buy American goods
Don't buy American goods
This is all rather depressing and none of it needs to happen. Regardless of whether it does happen or not Europe needs to separate itself from the US and become a superpower of its own. As for Putin, well without the US calling the shots Europe can deal with Putin without constraints.
I found this very interesting perspective thread on FB.
January 17, 2026 at 9:08 AM
This is all rather depressing and none of it needs to happen. Regardless of whether it does happen or not Europe needs to separate itself from the US and become a superpower of its own. As for Putin, well without the US calling the shots Europe can deal with Putin without constraints.
Progress with grey scale jigsaw
January 3, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Progress with grey scale jigsaw
Could we have a no Trump day on here, it's more like Trump sky than Blue sky.
December 20, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Could we have a no Trump day on here, it's more like Trump sky than Blue sky.
I found out that my Nephew has never seen Star Wars and my nieces boyfriend has never seen Back to the Future, WTAF is that. I have disowned them and removed them from my will 😉 they'll miss that £5.
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I found out that my Nephew has never seen Star Wars and my nieces boyfriend has never seen Back to the Future, WTAF is that. I have disowned them and removed them from my will 😉 they'll miss that £5.
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@reecedinsdale.bsky.social Well said, Reece!
December 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
@reecedinsdale.bsky.social Well said, Reece!
An Emperor needs his Praetorian Guard
The maniac’s response to the tragedy today, he’s sending 500 more Nat’l Guard troops to DC.
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
An Emperor needs his Praetorian Guard
For people of a certain age remember that The Wombles were WOKE. If you hate WOKE you hate The Wombles.
a stuffed animal with the words remember you 're a wobble on the bottom
ALT: a stuffed animal with the words remember you 're a wobble on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
For people of a certain age remember that The Wombles were WOKE. If you hate WOKE you hate The Wombles.
I'm thinking that the Labour party have some Reform cultists at the heart of it. WTAF is going on.
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'm thinking that the Labour party have some Reform cultists at the heart of it. WTAF is going on.
I've got toe nail clippings that are smarter than the Trump rabble. Europe needs to become a superpower to rival the US and tell them to fuck off.
March 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I've got toe nail clippings that are smarter than the Trump rabble. Europe needs to become a superpower to rival the US and tell them to fuck off.