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Andrew Joseph
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Senior Writer for USA TODAY Sports' For The Win. KU alum, Chelsea FC supporter, Atlanta native. No tats on the right arm strictly for buckets.
Mr. Robot erasure
Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
September 25, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
September 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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She used to live under a dumpster and sleep in dirt. Now look at her
August 6, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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The Bills' new stadium architect offered explanation for the obstructed-view seating bit.ly/4i5fwcz

📸 Shawn Dowd/Rochester Democrat
August 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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"It's about protecting women's sports which, by the way, I hate more than anything in the world."
August 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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Modern battlefields resemble nothing so much as speculative fiction from a decade ago www.reuters.com/graphics/UKR...
July 23, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
July 22, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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July 19, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Treating a one-point lead like a sprawling chasm of security is really funny. Pack it in boys, we're up by a whole entire point against the team that keeps surmounting gigantic leads of one or even two points because it has the best player ever. What are they gonna do, score once or even twice
July 15, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Nothing about the USMNT getting Balogun back was unfair. Article 27 gives FIFA broad powers and it was followed even if the circumstances were politically influenced
The definition of a true fan:

You’d rather see your team lose fairly than win unfairly.
July 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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He would’ve loved sports on bluesky
July 6, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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seriously though, there were years of evidence that Paraguay was a really solid defending team and USMNT tore through them like a hot knife through butter and weirdly a ton of people including Americans went with the narrative that it was the equivalent of playing Southeast Minnesota Tech
if I were Germany, I would simply score four goals against Paraguay, like the United States men's national team
June 29, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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As a long time Lawrence resident, this doesn't surprise me in the slightest. It might be surrounded by Kansas, but Lawrence rules.
Things I never thought I would type: look at how they greeted the Algerian team arriving back at the DoubleTree in Lawrence, Kansas
June 28, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Just think that a gate agent on a power trip transformed the entire trajectory of US Soccer
Flo Balogun has fundamentally changed the USMNT. We’re *immensely* more dynamic with him on the field.
June 20, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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the moment in the Fox post-game and it was a spot on analysis by Thierry Henry over how much CR7 cost them in one play
June 17, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Walking around my apartment saying rock chalk Algeria
June 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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These are simply the dumbest people of all time.
Brooke Rollins says DHS wants to put "AI on drones" to detect screwworm
June 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I read this as Pat McAfee at first and still thought it made a lot of sense
NEW: Regulators have linked Mark McAfee’s raw dairy farm to more than a dozen recalls and outbreaks that left hundreds of people ill.

“I’ve put a couple kids in the hospital,” McAfee said. “But here’s the thing: I’m a pioneer.”
He Profits Off Raw Milk That's Making People Sick. The Government Isn't Stopping Him.
With Raw Farm, the largest raw-milk dairy in the country, Mark McAfee has capitalized on a once-fringe product that's been thrust into the mainstream in recent years and backed by Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
www.propublica.org
June 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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"Longtime Knicks fan" lol okay name one Knick
June 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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…so that was a lie.
A reminder that Infantino said in 2017 that all qualified teams, their fans and officials, need to have access to a host country, otherwise it can't host. There are already numerous (predictable) US visa issues with the World Cup about to kick off and likely more to come.
June 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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well that tough act didn’t last long
June 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
USSF is truly the best at being incompetent
This is the most American soccer paragraph ever written
June 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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If you do all this stuff against Liberty University it is actually constitutionally protected free speech in my opinion.
Georgia's Tre Phelps was tossed for unsportsmanlike conduct after hitting a go-ahead two-run home run
June 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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I interviewed Michael Vick from Madden 2004 and left exhausted, as he refused to answer my question and just kept scoring touchdowns.

Here's what that means for football—and the future of humanity
Our writer Taffy Brodesser-Akner interviewed Tilly Norwood, a computer-generated character described as “the world’s first A.I. actress.” She left exhausted. “It was the feeling of being at a computer all day. It was a dehydration of human interaction,” Brodesser-Akner writes.
Tilly Norwood, A.I. Actress, Wants to Know Why Everyone’s Mad at Her
The A.I. actress on her craft, the future of film and how she definitely does not intend to murder us.
nyti.ms
May 31, 2026 at 9:49 PM