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Andy Juett
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“I pickle they.”
Wow!
July 21, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Drop your favorite vulture below in the comments.
July 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Shout out to RFK Jr. for making sure Uncrustable Purple dye 27 and Ecto Cooler Green dye 3 are illegal and for making sure every child in America has the ground narwhal rib bone powder and pure volcanic ash supplements they so desperately need!
June 19, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Travolta is back and he’s ready to win your heart over by any means necessary
May 20, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Aliens. They smell. They take up most of the bed and they steal your food. They lick your face, they chew up the furniture. They urinate almost everywhere and sometimes while you’re yelling at them.

Hold on. I’ll be back to finish this thought in a minute. I’ve gotta let my dogs out.
May 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
God what a vibrant and connective platform with so many people interacting I feel like I’m wrapped in a warm dream state tortilla of newness friendship and business synergy
May 5, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Press a button and watch the OFFLINE 42 minute pilot! Michael Madsen is in it. Jay Chandrasekhar is in it. Paul Soter. Erik Stolhanske. Mathilde Ollivier. Me. Created Gabriel Dohrn who wrote/directed this and me. CLICK BELOW TO WATCH/SHARE. @rmpbs.bsky.social

www.rmpbs.org/shows/series...
SeriesFest: Offline | Rocky Mountain PBS
OFFLINE is a post-apocalyptic dark comedy pilot that follows two horsemen in search of gas. They find themselves face-to-face with the woman who shut down the internet and the agent hunting her in a w...
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April 28, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Hi! I never post here so sorry to promote but the pilot I made called OFFLINE with Gabriel Dohrn starring Michael Madsen (RIP,) Jay Chandrasekhar, Erik Stolhanske and Paul Soter is now available on PBS for free! Download the RMPBS+ free (works great on smart TVs.) 42 minutes of pleasure. Wow!
April 23, 2026 at 7:45 PM
ALL EPISODES of Hidden America with Jonah Ray are now available for FREE on the 800 lb Gorilla Media YouTube page.

Making this show was one of the most fun experiences I’ve ever had. Enjoy all the episode.

Here’s a fun clip I’m in.

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From Jonah Ray's: Hidden America
YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla Media
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October 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Everything is expensive as fuck.

Tariffs are a sales tax. They’re so high in fact that income tax could be eliminated. Because the collection will be higher than your current income tax.

BUT RIGHT NOW you are paying: 1) income tax 2) sales tax 3) the add on price from tariffs.
August 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
You gotta hand it to known lunatic (and former convict) Dealin’ Doug going balls out at BRANDON DODGE with his MAGA Sale. Truly next level commitment.
June 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Fine. You can have a Benson Boone haircut and mustache. But no. You may not not do a backflip in the middle of this Chipotle.
May 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Who says it’s hard making adult male friends?

Met the guys I’m gonna give my inheritance to at the 9:45 AM showing of Warfare.
April 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Here’s the thing: You’re wrong. Morgan Wallen isn’t interesting and the vibes aren’t either. You’ve been conditioned to like mediocre shit because it makes you feel safe, nostalgic and correct. He’s tall and you like handsome musicians. I get that. But he’s Mid-gan Wallen. Sry.
March 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Do you guys think Jelly Roll will be a good President
March 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
It’s 2025 and Kendrick Perkins just said to attack Jokić in the pick-and-roll.

It’s very similar to the success my breakfast had trying to attack me before I ate it.
March 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Big pile of cocaine on top of a wedding cake just posting words to get that Bluesky juice going ass butt Pearl Jam whirlpool appliances gummy bears gopher piss jambalaya hats hermetically sealed secrets Hiawatha Johnson khaki pants yentil the lock ness monster Bette Davis

Am I a Bluesky star yet
February 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Roll call - who’s going to the MPJ is King™️ We Made It Post Deadline Basketball Extravaganza brought to you by ibotta* tonight?

*game
February 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Is anything happening here? Does anything happen? What’s happening?
February 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
FWIW A Complete Unknown is a rare banger and I can’t recommend it enough if you need to go somewhere else for a little
January 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Happy MLK Day. Take care of those around you.

Don’t fall for the bullshit. Don’t fall for the perpetual, intentional circus of chaos and fear.

People of all walks want to take care of each other, make rich, safe communities and respect lives around us so that we may love.
January 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Thank God Jokić eats ivermectin with his horses every morning so this elbow sprain can be gone by the weekend.
January 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Took my 4-year-old son Hardrock Lee to Nosferatu and he cried a lot. They were out of Snocaps. I consoled him with some father son time and the bold, terrifying imagery of Nosferatu. Any man can be a father. It takes a real man to be a dad!
January 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If I don’t get a Starbucks gift card tomorrow I will let out an earth shaking primal scream. INSIDE. My organs will liquify and I would like for my internal liquids to be dumped on the cement at a Starbucks drive-thru in lieu of spreading ashes if someone can write this down.
December 25, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Blusky feels like you’re playing Pilot Wings on a sunny day and there’s just sky and nothing happens just ambient whoosh and peace and pretty quickly you’re like I gotta turn this off there’s nobody here
December 20, 2024 at 8:49 PM