R. Burris, Degenerate Extraordinaire
@angiesdork.bsky.social
Former excommunicated space pope of X
Pronouns are he/him/jackass
Pronouns are he/him/jackass
They are wonderful when sauted with onions and mushrooms. And pairs beautifully with a nice red wine from 2001.
I bet Smurfs really are delicious, though.
September 17, 2026 at 7:16 PM
They are wonderful when sauted with onions and mushrooms. And pairs beautifully with a nice red wine from 2001.
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This dog was a part of a wrestling show.
❤️🐶
(Credit to LegadoTVMX on IG)
❤️🐶
(Credit to LegadoTVMX on IG)
September 17, 2026 at 2:50 PM
This dog was a part of a wrestling show.
❤️🐶
(Credit to LegadoTVMX on IG)
❤️🐶
(Credit to LegadoTVMX on IG)
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El Grande Americano making this kid’s day.
This is what it’s all about.
❤️
This is what it’s all about.
❤️
September 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
El Grande Americano making this kid’s day.
This is what it’s all about.
❤️
This is what it’s all about.
❤️
Just curious to see how this theory ages...
In Lanterns, Guy Gardener has Sinestro's ring.
Now to sit back
In Lanterns, Guy Gardener has Sinestro's ring.
Now to sit back
September 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Just curious to see how this theory ages...
In Lanterns, Guy Gardener has Sinestro's ring.
Now to sit back
In Lanterns, Guy Gardener has Sinestro's ring.
Now to sit back
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September 8, 2026 at 5:24 PM
While mowing the yard yesterday something stung or bit me on my hand.
Today my is swollen to the point I have no knuckles when I close my hand.
But it could be worse, there could be locusts.
Today my is swollen to the point I have no knuckles when I close my hand.
But it could be worse, there could be locusts.
September 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM
While mowing the yard yesterday something stung or bit me on my hand.
Today my is swollen to the point I have no knuckles when I close my hand.
But it could be worse, there could be locusts.
Today my is swollen to the point I have no knuckles when I close my hand.
But it could be worse, there could be locusts.
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"Since I've been gone, you've been calling people 'dumb bitch.' If there's one thing I hate more than a dumb bitch, it's another dumb bitch calling other people 'dumb bitch.' You dumb bitch"
September 3, 2026 at 1:48 AM
"Since I've been gone, you've been calling people 'dumb bitch.' If there's one thing I hate more than a dumb bitch, it's another dumb bitch calling other people 'dumb bitch.' You dumb bitch"
@davidcarner.bsky.social Sorry, but I'm Team Thekla.
"Ever since you’ve had that title, I’ve noticed that you like to swing it between your legs. But just to let you know, nobody swings it better than Thekla!”
- Thekla to Mercedes Mone
- Thekla to Mercedes Mone
September 3, 2026 at 2:08 AM
@davidcarner.bsky.social Sorry, but I'm Team Thekla.
Only when I add sugar and creamer...
And by sugar and creamer I mean whiskey.
And by sugar and creamer I mean whiskey.
Y’all ever drink coffee so strong that for like 4 minutes you have hope?
September 2, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Only when I add sugar and creamer...
And by sugar and creamer I mean whiskey.
And by sugar and creamer I mean whiskey.
Doc is thinking of the working man
Harper math nearly breaks Doc
Dusty being body positive?
The pinkening of Jhonny B Badd?
A Randy story and a run in by Buddy Landel all the way from Memphis
And Mills apologizing for dogs I don't hear.
Also Stang is a cuck for Huck
#BookItBitch
Harper math nearly breaks Doc
Dusty being body positive?
The pinkening of Jhonny B Badd?
A Randy story and a run in by Buddy Landel all the way from Memphis
And Mills apologizing for dogs I don't hear.
Also Stang is a cuck for Huck
#BookItBitch
NEW EPISODE: We recap WCW Sat Night on TBS from November 5, 1994! Paul Levesque aka Triple H does the Pedigree for the first time on Sat Night?
Hulk Hogan continues his non-stop dribble!
And tons of outlaw mudshow shenanigans!
Reposts GREATLY appreciated!
tinyurl.com/BTTWCWNov51994
Hulk Hogan continues his non-stop dribble!
And tons of outlaw mudshow shenanigans!
Reposts GREATLY appreciated!
tinyurl.com/BTTWCWNov51994
WCW Sat Night on TBS Recap Nov 5, 1994! Arn Anderson and Dusty Rhodes cut great promos! | Booking The Territory Pro Wrestling Podcast
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August 28, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Doc is thinking of the working man
Harper math nearly breaks Doc
Dusty being body positive?
The pinkening of Jhonny B Badd?
A Randy story and a run in by Buddy Landel all the way from Memphis
And Mills apologizing for dogs I don't hear.
Also Stang is a cuck for Huck
#BookItBitch
Harper math nearly breaks Doc
Dusty being body positive?
The pinkening of Jhonny B Badd?
A Randy story and a run in by Buddy Landel all the way from Memphis
And Mills apologizing for dogs I don't hear.
Also Stang is a cuck for Huck
#BookItBitch
FUCK THIS WEEK!!!!
We have lost Dolly Parton, Tim Curry and now Peter Cullen this week. 💔🕊️
August 27, 2026 at 2:42 PM
FUCK THIS WEEK!!!!
CHECK THE AIRPLANE FOOD CART!!
August 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
CHECK THE AIRPLANE FOOD CART!!
Tim Curry was so many things...
He was a pirate
He was the butler
He was a demon
He was a nightmare
And occasionally he served us Meatloaf.
He was a pirate
He was the butler
He was a demon
He was a nightmare
And occasionally he served us Meatloaf.
August 26, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Tim Curry was so many things...
He was a pirate
He was the butler
He was a demon
He was a nightmare
And occasionally he served us Meatloaf.
He was a pirate
He was the butler
He was a demon
He was a nightmare
And occasionally he served us Meatloaf.
GODDAMNIT!!!!!
August 26, 2026 at 4:28 PM
GODDAMNIT!!!!!
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Pee Wee Herman & Dolly Parton singing a duet?
Here ya go...
Here ya go...
July 18, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Pee Wee Herman & Dolly Parton singing a duet?
Here ya go...
Here ya go...
Reboot idea...
Jellystone, but John Dutton is the head ranger.
"Yogi, I can't tolerate your behavior here anymore. Rip here is gonna take you and Boo-boo to the train station."
Jellystone, but John Dutton is the head ranger.
"Yogi, I can't tolerate your behavior here anymore. Rip here is gonna take you and Boo-boo to the train station."
August 24, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Reboot idea...
Jellystone, but John Dutton is the head ranger.
"Yogi, I can't tolerate your behavior here anymore. Rip here is gonna take you and Boo-boo to the train station."
Jellystone, but John Dutton is the head ranger.
"Yogi, I can't tolerate your behavior here anymore. Rip here is gonna take you and Boo-boo to the train station."
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Proud of my city.
August 23, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Proud of my city.
Pro-tip:
Any cookie can be a breakfast cookie if you eat it for breakfast.
Fun fact:
Oreos in a bowl with milk counts as cereal.
Any cookie can be a breakfast cookie if you eat it for breakfast.
Fun fact:
Oreos in a bowl with milk counts as cereal.
Breakfast Cookies, the cookies you eat for breakfast™️
August 21, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Pro-tip:
Any cookie can be a breakfast cookie if you eat it for breakfast.
Fun fact:
Oreos in a bowl with milk counts as cereal.
Any cookie can be a breakfast cookie if you eat it for breakfast.
Fun fact:
Oreos in a bowl with milk counts as cereal.
I mean if Swerve got a team and won the trios titles, why that would be a New Day, yes it would.
@davidcarner.bsky.social
@davidcarner.bsky.social
“Did I hear you say anyone for those Trios Titles? Don’t say it if you don’t mean it."
- Swerve Strickland
#AEWDynamite
- Swerve Strickland
#AEWDynamite
August 20, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I mean if Swerve got a team and won the trios titles, why that would be a New Day, yes it would.
@davidcarner.bsky.social
@davidcarner.bsky.social
Give me a single image that immediately makes you hear a song from the soundtrack in your head.
August 19, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Give me a single image that immediately makes you hear a song from the soundtrack in your head.
Quoth the raven, Dinty Moore
August 16, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Quoth the raven, Dinty Moore
Avengers: Doomsday's latest trailer firmly establishes that Doom is the ultimate threat and I'll buy a ticket for that.
August 15, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Avengers: Doomsday's latest trailer firmly establishes that Doom is the ultimate threat and I'll buy a ticket for that.