Cleaning makes me hard too.
July 18, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Cleaning makes me hard too.
Let that belly out.
June 6, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Let that belly out.
Who wants to help mow this lawn
May 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Who wants to help mow this lawn
Happy Friday the 13th
February 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Happy Friday the 13th
The rumors are true, it was me.
February 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
The rumors are true, it was me.
When even the radio station knows you're horny AF.
January 2, 2026 at 5:18 AM
When even the radio station knows you're horny AF.
Sometimes, you're just feeling your oats.
December 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Sometimes, you're just feeling your oats.
Why didn't someone tell me I was gay? Lol
October 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Why didn't someone tell me I was gay? Lol
Auditioning for tight end.
August 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Auditioning for tight end.
When you go out to mow in your hoochie daddy shorts and your elderly neighbor stops you to help him work on his lawnmower. 🙃
July 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
When you go out to mow in your hoochie daddy shorts and your elderly neighbor stops you to help him work on his lawnmower. 🙃
Colorado hot springs
July 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Colorado hot springs
Are these shorts too short to mow in?
July 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Are these shorts too short to mow in?
Always nice when the Rhododendron are in bloom.
May 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Always nice when the Rhododendron are in bloom.
Nice day for a walk along the Mississippi River at the Melvin Price Locks and Dams
March 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Nice day for a walk along the Mississippi River at the Melvin Price Locks and Dams
First time under 200 in over 10 years
March 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
First time under 200 in over 10 years
Today's look. Yes or no
February 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Today's look. Yes or no
Workout done. Who wants to join me for a shower?
January 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Workout done. Who wants to join me for a shower?