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anxious bulbasaur
@anxiousbulbasaur.bsky.social
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I love having a hormonal migraine when I have a bunch of meetings and work to get done today. This is perfect actually.
September 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I guess I got a little too relaxed over the long weekend, and now my nervous system is treating being at work like a life or death situation!
September 8, 2026 at 1:42 PM
How your email finds me:
September 4, 2026 at 2:45 PM
It’s still 90 degrees but this must be done
September 1, 2026 at 2:08 PM
My youtube premium ran out (the “family” plan can eat my ass) and now all I’m getting is the same ad for Hot Springs, Arkansas!
August 31, 2026 at 5:38 PM
first day of my period AND the annual work picnic? LFGGG 😤
(preparing to suffer)
August 26, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Alright, reading a romance where her reaction to seeing his 🐓 for the first time was “holy guacamole.” and I’m ready to dnf this book!!
August 25, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I can see packages sitting out with my doorbell cam and I’m stuck at work for three more hours but I want to open them pleaaseeee
August 24, 2026 at 6:48 PM
alright I’ve hit the point where I’m bored of all my short sleeved shirts but it’s still too hot for long sleeves
August 18, 2026 at 12:18 PM
instagram ads with the hot fall fashion

(what is this??)
August 14, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Fantasy Boseph reminds me of him and I can’t explain why
August 13, 2026 at 1:00 PM
the power’s out bc of some storms last night and won’t be back until at least 8pm. guess I’ll be analog gooning tonight y’all
August 10, 2026 at 10:52 PM
going to the bathroom at work just to let out some farts
(lentils and broccoli for lunch)
August 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
went on a trip with my husband’s whole family last week. now I’m back at work and I feel even more burnt out than I did before
July 27, 2026 at 2:22 PM
treating the first three tiktoks I see in the morning like a tarot card reading 🔮
July 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Date night idea: we go to Costco and my husband shops while I stand in the refrigerated room with all the produce 🧍‍♀️
July 10, 2026 at 2:21 PM
This was a fun read! I kept seeing it and I’m glad they had it on Libby. Like a book-length creepypasta or r/nosleep post
July 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
woke up still overstimulated from yesterday so that’s what we’re working with today ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
July 8, 2026 at 12:34 PM
It’s a great day for elastic waistband pants!
June 30, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Is it just me or do those pimple patch stickers do absolutely nothing?
June 29, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Yall will be happy to know that this book is team bidet!

And agrees there’s no such thing as flushable wipes!!
June 26, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Upset stomach yesterday from drs appointment stress

Deep dish pizza at a work lunch today (I’m lactose intolerant)

Diva DOWN over here 🫠
June 24, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Love overhearing the “cool young people” at work making plans and ignoring and excluding me 👍

God being an autistic woman in stem is exhausting
June 18, 2026 at 2:17 PM
mentally preparing for the baseball game I’m going to tomorrow as a person who doesn’t like going places or doing things!
June 12, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I can see a package on my doorbell cam and I have no idea what it is and I SO BADLY want to leave work right now so I can open it
June 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM