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@ap-cdn.bsky.social
UnTicket contributor emeritus, but otherwise uninteresting person who's not really worth following. Also a self-professed volume tweeter. T-Dot Canadian.
Forgot about their linebacker named Joey Analzone
October 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Forgot about their linebacker named Joey Analzone
I don’t know if I like my Mike Irvin with Rick James hair but he’s Mike Irvin nevertheless
October 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I don’t know if I like my Mike Irvin with Rick James hair but he’s Mike Irvin nevertheless
If we can’t win this game, let’s at least start the narrative that the bucs are a perfectly competent team with baker on the sidelines and cause them internal strife
October 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
If we can’t win this game, let’s at least start the narrative that the bucs are a perfectly competent team with baker on the sidelines and cause them internal strife
What in the name of Jaylon Smith was that sequence of missed tackles by two linebackers
October 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
What in the name of Jaylon Smith was that sequence of missed tackles by two linebackers
They just did mama starr dirty there; let her eat her nachos first
October 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
They just did mama starr dirty there; let her eat her nachos first
I know he just said “cowboys defense keep Bucky Irving ” but I heard “cowboys defense keep fucking around”
Sort of like @sportssturm.bsky.social’s “Worst B(f)uccaneers team ever!”
Sort of like @sportssturm.bsky.social’s “Worst B(f)uccaneers team ever!”
October 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I know he just said “cowboys defense keep Bucky Irving ” but I heard “cowboys defense keep fucking around”
Sort of like @sportssturm.bsky.social’s “Worst B(f)uccaneers team ever!”
Sort of like @sportssturm.bsky.social’s “Worst B(f)uccaneers team ever!”
Danny smith looks like a modern day Roscoe P Coltrane after the duke boys made it past the county line yet again
October 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Danny smith looks like a modern day Roscoe P Coltrane after the duke boys made it past the county line yet again
We all just saw the bucs player that pointed that the cowboys had it, right?
October 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
We all just saw the bucs player that pointed that the cowboys had it, right?
“Communi-what?”
“Communi-cation!”
*sigh*…
“Communi-cation!”
*sigh*…
October 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
“Communi-what?”
“Communi-cation!”
*sigh*…
“Communi-cation!”
*sigh*…
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Fucking narc
October 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Fucking narc
Defense keeps this up and he’s gonna get replaced by atheist Parker
Badum-tisss!!! 🥁
Badum-tisss!!! 🥁
October 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Defense keeps this up and he’s gonna get replaced by atheist Parker
Badum-tisss!!! 🥁
Badum-tisss!!! 🥁
Charlotte Jones. Still a snack.
October 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Charlotte Jones. Still a snack.
Sometimes I let myself feel like I’m beloved by the people in my circles, but then I find an inch-long freak hair growing out of the back of my ear that is obvious to anyone standing behind me and yet nobody pulled me aside to tell me about it
October 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Sometimes I let myself feel like I’m beloved by the people in my circles, but then I find an inch-long freak hair growing out of the back of my ear that is obvious to anyone standing behind me and yet nobody pulled me aside to tell me about it
Still can’t believe reed blakenship still plays in the league; feels like his career span is starting to approach that of LP Ladouceur.
I wonder how many of the current ticket generation understand why Reed’s name is so funny to some of us
I wonder how many of the current ticket generation understand why Reed’s name is so funny to some of us
October 5, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Still can’t believe reed blakenship still plays in the league; feels like his career span is starting to approach that of LP Ladouceur.
I wonder how many of the current ticket generation understand why Reed’s name is so funny to some of us
I wonder how many of the current ticket generation understand why Reed’s name is so funny to some of us
George Pickens caught this ball despite Lassiter trying to thumb out his eyeballs like that henchman from Spectre
October 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
George Pickens caught this ball despite Lassiter trying to thumb out his eyeballs like that henchman from Spectre
With respect to 3LG, Reddy Stewart wasn’t trying to separate Collins from the ball as much as he was trying to separate Collins’s head from his torso
October 5, 2026 at 2:59 AM
With respect to 3LG, Reddy Stewart wasn’t trying to separate Collins from the ball as much as he was trying to separate Collins’s head from his torso
Finally figured out what the guardian helmets reminded me of
October 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Finally figured out what the guardian helmets reminded me of
There’s someone especially demoralizing about an offensive player getting blown up on a tackle by a defender that’s wearing a guardian helmet
October 5, 2026 at 2:20 AM
There’s someone especially demoralizing about an offensive player getting blown up on a tackle by a defender that’s wearing a guardian helmet
The font on the Texans jerseys are absolute ass, but the kerning of the font is especially awful. You could ask ten random people on the street and they’d think the QB’s name is “S.T. Roud” with the Strahan-teeth-spacing between some letters
October 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
The font on the Texans jerseys are absolute ass, but the kerning of the font is especially awful. You could ask ten random people on the street and they’d think the QB’s name is “S.T. Roud” with the Strahan-teeth-spacing between some letters
Starting the ad-free replay of Cowboys/Texans. Underwater Kenny Albert sounds especially underwater today.
October 5, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Starting the ad-free replay of Cowboys/Texans. Underwater Kenny Albert sounds especially underwater today.
Looks like this one will be worth rewatching later. Apologies in advance for the usual stream-of-consciousness skeets this evening
You’ll better off for missing the first 60% of this BS
October 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Looks like this one will be worth rewatching later. Apologies in advance for the usual stream-of-consciousness skeets this evening
Sometimes you get so used to your team playing in prime time spots that a noon start catches you completely off-guard
October 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Sometimes you get so used to your team playing in prime time spots that a noon start catches you completely off-guard
Shoutout Jolyon Palmer for casually working in the word “detritus” into the qualifying broadcast, and David Coulthard asking him what that word even means an entire day later
October 4, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Shoutout Jolyon Palmer for casually working in the word “detritus” into the qualifying broadcast, and David Coulthard asking him what that word even means an entire day later
I could watch the F1 medical car do sighter laps on a flooded track all day long; that was awesome
October 4, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I could watch the F1 medical car do sighter laps on a flooded track all day long; that was awesome
@jasondfw.bsky.social I was gonna correct you for saying “where the kids snort crack” in your cirque marble video, but I know you’ve watched enough Wire and Shield to know crack is smoked, not snorted, so now I’m tying myself in knots trying to figure out what next level joke you were making
October 4, 2026 at 4:17 AM
@jasondfw.bsky.social I was gonna correct you for saying “where the kids snort crack” in your cirque marble video, but I know you’ve watched enough Wire and Shield to know crack is smoked, not snorted, so now I’m tying myself in knots trying to figure out what next level joke you were making