Scott Nuzum
@apeman33.bsky.social
Former small-town sports writer and not missing that life at all. Asthmatic so bad that I might be allergic to air. Check here for occasional dog and cat pics.
Sounds like it's a good thing I didn't spring for RedZone, at least in Week One.
Honestly, most NFL games I don't have a great deal of interest in are mostly background noise. RedZone would be a waste and so would Sunday Ticket.
Honestly, most NFL games I don't have a great deal of interest in are mostly background noise. RedZone would be a waste and so would Sunday Ticket.
September 13, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Sounds like it's a good thing I didn't spring for RedZone, at least in Week One.
Honestly, most NFL games I don't have a great deal of interest in are mostly background noise. RedZone would be a waste and so would Sunday Ticket.
Honestly, most NFL games I don't have a great deal of interest in are mostly background noise. RedZone would be a waste and so would Sunday Ticket.
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The Cleveland Browns only appear on Red Zone when they turn it over or their opponent scores.
September 13, 2026 at 5:42 PM
The Cleveland Browns only appear on Red Zone when they turn it over or their opponent scores.
Which team arrived early and which team landed in Australia less than two days ago?
The Rams look pretty dumb right now.
The Rams look pretty dumb right now.
September 11, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Which team arrived early and which team landed in Australia less than two days ago?
The Rams look pretty dumb right now.
The Rams look pretty dumb right now.
I'm pretty sure NFL Sunday Ticket is cheaper than it's ever been. I also feel sure you used to be able to pay it off over six months instead of eight.
I'm gonna wait for the ridiculous discount around Thanksgiving like I always do.
I'm gonna wait for the ridiculous discount around Thanksgiving like I always do.
September 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I'm pretty sure NFL Sunday Ticket is cheaper than it's ever been. I also feel sure you used to be able to pay it off over six months instead of eight.
I'm gonna wait for the ridiculous discount around Thanksgiving like I always do.
I'm gonna wait for the ridiculous discount around Thanksgiving like I always do.
The width of an NFL field is 53 1/3 yards.
That is more than a foot narrower than the width of the center square in Aussie Rules (50m=54.7 yards).
That is more than a foot narrower than the width of the center square in Aussie Rules (50m=54.7 yards).
September 11, 2026 at 1:35 AM
The width of an NFL field is 53 1/3 yards.
That is more than a foot narrower than the width of the center square in Aussie Rules (50m=54.7 yards).
That is more than a foot narrower than the width of the center square in Aussie Rules (50m=54.7 yards).
Collinsworth hate watching means the NFL season is officially here!
NFL fans are already criticizing it.
NFL Fans Already Criticizing Cris Collinsworth's Performance Tonight
NFL fans are already criticizing it.
bit.ly
September 10, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Collinsworth hate watching means the NFL season is officially here!
If SMU-Florida State was a Big Ten game, no one would know how much time was left except for one guy in a closet using the stopwatch on his phone. And every so often, he'd add time or take some off just to fuck with everyone.
September 8, 2026 at 1:46 AM
If SMU-Florida State was a Big Ten game, no one would know how much time was left except for one guy in a closet using the stopwatch on his phone. And every so often, he'd add time or take some off just to fuck with everyone.
So I'm sitting here angry with the world because one obnoxious person thought he'd bring up politics at a family party.
I went there for food and to spend some time chatting with people I don't get to see a lot.
But one of my cousins decided she'd bring her boyfriend
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I went there for food and to spend some time chatting with people I don't get to see a lot.
But one of my cousins decided she'd bring her boyfriend
(more; this is gonna be long)
September 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM
So I'm sitting here angry with the world because one obnoxious person thought he'd bring up politics at a family party.
I went there for food and to spend some time chatting with people I don't get to see a lot.
But one of my cousins decided she'd bring her boyfriend
(more; this is gonna be long)
I went there for food and to spend some time chatting with people I don't get to see a lot.
But one of my cousins decided she'd bring her boyfriend
(more; this is gonna be long)
I'm getting quite tired of someone who has made a career out of being mad for finishing tied for fifth.
Fifth.
Fifth.
September 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I'm getting quite tired of someone who has made a career out of being mad for finishing tied for fifth.
Fifth.
Fifth.
A dumbass who couldn't sell steaks is trying to tell you that beef China rejects is good for you.
September 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM
A dumbass who couldn't sell steaks is trying to tell you that beef China rejects is good for you.
Popped up in my Facebook memories. Based on a true story. Because goofy things happen to Scott.
August 24, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Popped up in my Facebook memories. Based on a true story. Because goofy things happen to Scott.
The one reason, if there's any, that I wish I had stayed in Bourbon County, Kansas, is to be able to be in the front row when I'm eating my popcorn. This county can't seem to conduct a clean election even under the easiest of circumstances.
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August 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
The one reason, if there's any, that I wish I had stayed in Bourbon County, Kansas, is to be able to be in the front row when I'm eating my popcorn. This county can't seem to conduct a clean election even under the easiest of circumstances.
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Kansas is very weird politically right now. It has a Democrat as governor because it's not afraid to tell Republicans "Okay, it's time to reel it in a bit." It's had a lot of (two-term) Dem govs for a red state. Then, it keeps rejecting the constitutional amemdments the R's keep trying...
August 5, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Kansas is very weird politically right now. It has a Democrat as governor because it's not afraid to tell Republicans "Okay, it's time to reel it in a bit." It's had a lot of (two-term) Dem govs for a red state. Then, it keeps rejecting the constitutional amemdments the R's keep trying...
THAT SHE BROUGHT ON HERSELF AND HER TEAM!
After doubling down on her concern about “biological men” in women’s sports, Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham called the backlash a “distraction.”
Sophie Cunningham Wants to ‘Get Back to Basketball’
After doubling down on her concern about “biological men” in women’s sports, Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham called the backlash a “distraction.”
www.thecut.com
August 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
THAT SHE BROUGHT ON HERSELF AND HER TEAM!
The WNBA couldn't be doing a better job of making me hate it if it were trying. Unless...maybe it 𝒊𝒔 trying? It's not just Sophie Cunningham. Of all the pro women's leagues I follow, it might have the worst level of play. Dunno if it's coaching or what, but I feel like I've seen better juco games.
August 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
The WNBA couldn't be doing a better job of making me hate it if it were trying. Unless...maybe it 𝒊𝒔 trying? It's not just Sophie Cunningham. Of all the pro women's leagues I follow, it might have the worst level of play. Dunno if it's coaching or what, but I feel like I've seen better juco games.
Anytime Jason Whitlock is mentioned, I will gladly retell my story of the time I saw him picking through the scraps of Arrowhead Stadium's press-box buffet with HIS BARE HANDS!!!
📰 The Blaze
Jason Whitlock: WNBA owner crashout was scripted to BREAK Caitlin Clark
⟶ The Blaze | headline in context
Jason Whitlock: WNBA owner crashout was scripted to BREAK Caitlin Clark
⟶ The Blaze | headline in context
August 4, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Anytime Jason Whitlock is mentioned, I will gladly retell my story of the time I saw him picking through the scraps of Arrowhead Stadium's press-box buffet with HIS BARE HANDS!!!
People are liking Sophie Cunningham for embracing being a villain, which is the same thing for which they hated Angel Reese when she was a rookie.
August 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
People are liking Sophie Cunningham for embracing being a villain, which is the same thing for which they hated Angel Reese when she was a rookie.
Having learned what goes into the expected goal stat, seeing Argentina's at exactly zero this late in the game is a source of personal glee.
If they could even get off a totally shitty shot, the xG might go up to 0.1.
If they could even get off a totally shitty shot, the xG might go up to 0.1.
July 19, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Having learned what goes into the expected goal stat, seeing Argentina's at exactly zero this late in the game is a source of personal glee.
If they could even get off a totally shitty shot, the xG might go up to 0.1.
If they could even get off a totally shitty shot, the xG might go up to 0.1.
July 15, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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"Coming up at the break, we'll break down the first half of this exciting match with thoughts and insights from all-time soccer greats Thierry Henry and Zlatan Ibrahimović, along with a vomitous word salad of inanity from a giant red clown primarily known for formerly having dreadlocks."
July 15, 2026 at 7:52 PM
"Coming up at the break, we'll break down the first half of this exciting match with thoughts and insights from all-time soccer greats Thierry Henry and Zlatan Ibrahimović, along with a vomitous word salad of inanity from a giant red clown primarily known for formerly having dreadlocks."
Paul Taylor live streaming the match with a custom scorebug made by one of his friends.
July 15, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Paul Taylor live streaming the match with a custom scorebug made by one of his friends.
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Morocco look like they would be happy to settle for penalties. #FIFAWorldCup
July 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Morocco look like they would be happy to settle for penalties. #FIFAWorldCup
So did I just witness the dumbest moment in World Cup history? Because I feel like I did.
July 7, 2026 at 1:24 AM
So did I just witness the dumbest moment in World Cup history? Because I feel like I did.
What's that?
Mexico responded within five minutes?
Well, then.
Mexico responded within five minutes?
Well, then.
The altitude and weather is really going to with Eng...
They're up 2-0?
Oh.
They're up 2-0?
Oh.
July 6, 2026 at 1:43 AM
What's that?
Mexico responded within five minutes?
Well, then.
Mexico responded within five minutes?
Well, then.