The Humble Magnificent
@apexbuffoon.bsky.social
Never look a gift horse before they hatch.
All theory and no praxis.
Aspirational hurkle-durkler.
Currently making a prototype for my story-based Peggle-like "Baddaboom" LUA (Love2D), everything is a table.
All theory and no praxis.
Aspirational hurkle-durkler.
Currently making a prototype for my story-based Peggle-like "Baddaboom" LUA (Love2D), everything is a table.
Roughly every 3 months someone I've never interacted with blocks me - big custard watches ever on.
July 26, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Roughly every 3 months someone I've never interacted with blocks me - big custard watches ever on.
Ugh. It's the hope that kills you, well that and Tuchel's diabolical game management.
July 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Ugh. It's the hope that kills you, well that and Tuchel's diabolical game management.
Come on England.
And then wipe it off.
And then wipe it off.
July 15, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Come on England.
And then wipe it off.
And then wipe it off.
Autocorrected semen to seen... Ruined a perfectly good mum joke.
June 27, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Autocorrected semen to seen... Ruined a perfectly good mum joke.
You've petted your last shop boy
you’ve fined your last young cannibals
bsky.app/profile/emil...
bsky.app/profile/emil...
You’ve souped your last dragon
June 27, 2026 at 6:34 PM
You've petted your last shop boy
Next person to mention 1976 outs themselves as having brain damage.
June 26, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Next person to mention 1976 outs themselves as having brain damage.
Pitch an unnecessary sequel:
Postdator
Postdator
Pitch an unnecessary sequel
9½ Months
9½ Months
March 12, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Pitch an unnecessary sequel:
Postdator
Postdator
How I feel when someone blocks me.
March 5, 2026 at 9:31 AM
How I feel when someone blocks me.
Once a name, now a nickname for English tourists travelling to the Philippines
Philippine Hofucker
Mother
Germany, Baden, Archdiocese of Freiburg im Breisgau, Catholic Church Records, 1463-1931
Mother
Germany, Baden, Archdiocese of Freiburg im Breisgau, Catholic Church Records, 1463-1931
March 4, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Once a name, now a nickname for English tourists travelling to the Philippines
Went to make a coffee, came back to my home office and... well, I need to seriously reconsider the office fart policy.
March 3, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Went to make a coffee, came back to my home office and... well, I need to seriously reconsider the office fart policy.
New pants needed, send help
...horrifying message without context, thank you
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 AM
New pants needed, send help
If anyone's thinking of going to see Iron Lung, here's my review for The Times:
Nothing happens, nothing happens, nothing happens, nothing happens, monster eats submarine.
Nothing happens, nothing happens, nothing happens, nothing happens, monster eats submarine.
February 8, 2026 at 1:51 PM
If anyone's thinking of going to see Iron Lung, here's my review for The Times:
Nothing happens, nothing happens, nothing happens, nothing happens, monster eats submarine.
Nothing happens, nothing happens, nothing happens, nothing happens, monster eats submarine.
Douchemaxxing
January 31, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Douchemaxxing
I have a cold - 2 days and counting
January 4, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I have a cold - 2 days and counting
You've heard of elf on a shelf, but have you heard of elf in the fucking bin?
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
You've heard of elf on a shelf, but have you heard of elf in the fucking bin?
It is my birthday. Today I will mostly be cheese and port.
December 22, 2025 at 10:11 AM
It is my birthday. Today I will mostly be cheese and port.
How are you today?
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
How are you today?
Happy friday. I make electronic music as a hobby (No AI), I have a 4 track EP coming out on the 24th October.
If that's your bag, there's this...
thisbepeeps.bandcamp.com/album/lost-i...
If that's your bag, there's this...
thisbepeeps.bandcamp.com/album/lost-i...
Lost In Data, by Peeps
4 track album
thisbepeeps.bandcamp.com
October 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Happy friday. I make electronic music as a hobby (No AI), I have a 4 track EP coming out on the 24th October.
If that's your bag, there's this...
thisbepeeps.bandcamp.com/album/lost-i...
If that's your bag, there's this...
thisbepeeps.bandcamp.com/album/lost-i...
'Groypers' is the name for when your pants go up your bum.
'Groypers' is a Dutch-Indonesian word meaning roughly 'Have a good day, catch all the randomly-hurled luck'.
Groypers are a kind of marine parasite that attaches itself to the cloaca of certain fish species. They were first identified on groupers, where they were initially mistaken for a bacterial infection.
September 13, 2025 at 9:01 AM
'Groypers' is the name for when your pants go up your bum.
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title
Tom Clancy's Somatic Exercises For Dummies
Tom Clancy's Somatic Exercises For Dummies
August 28, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title
Tom Clancy's Somatic Exercises For Dummies
Tom Clancy's Somatic Exercises For Dummies
It's a yes from me
August 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It's a yes from me
"Last Night a DJ saved my life" - InDeep (Michael Cleveland)
A song about a local disc-jockey who'd completed a St. John's Ambulance course.
A song about a local disc-jockey who'd completed a St. John's Ambulance course.
August 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
"Last Night a DJ saved my life" - InDeep (Michael Cleveland)
A song about a local disc-jockey who'd completed a St. John's Ambulance course.
A song about a local disc-jockey who'd completed a St. John's Ambulance course.
Got called cuntish, and blocked for enjoying cold custard. If this offends you also, please unlike and nonscribe.
July 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Got called cuntish, and blocked for enjoying cold custard. If this offends you also, please unlike and nonscribe.