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Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal. 1/
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Intolerable choices arise.
Why can't you squeeze tighter?
I can't fucking breathe
but it isn't your problem.
Glued, though not unmoving.
Why do I stay here?
Why do I endure?
Why don't I go down the sink
with all the other pieces
of uneaten food?
April fool 🐸
7/26/2026
Intolerable choices arise.
Why can't you squeeze tighter?
I can't fucking breathe
but it isn't your problem.
Glued, though not unmoving.
Why do I stay here?
Why do I endure?
Why don't I go down the sink
with all the other pieces
of uneaten food?
April fool 🐸
7/26/2026