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The image is of a four panel comic. In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”. In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”. In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure. In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
October 7, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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fishtopher.bsky.social
everybodys meowing for the weekend
Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, sitting in a sunny windowsill. The sheer curtains of the window frame his face and some of his body. Fish looks out in the distance and opens his mouth slightly, as if he is about to meow. His pupils are small from the sunlight.
September 11, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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jortsthecat.bsky.social
The world is bereft to have lost Dolly Parton
August 25, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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weratedogs.com
We only rate dogs. This is a bed bug. She's very cute, and we actually wouldn't mind an infestation of this particular bed bug. But please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (TT: lekik25)
July 29, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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This is Beily. He was miraculously found alive under rubble 29 days after the Venezuela earthquakes. He has since been reunited with his 11-year-old human Victoria and is expected to make a full recovery. 14/10 for all (TT: fuerzavzla1)
July 27, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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lizclimo.bsky.social
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A cartoon dog with a little bow on its ear is sitting in a luxurious bubble bath. Text says “this is who you’re asking to leave the house”
July 10, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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lerrrgan.bsky.social
this is me
A four part comic strip of a character who is thinking “I want to go home” at the gym, driving a car, and at work. In the final part, the character is in bed, smiling.
July 8, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Cupcake. She is either living her best life or really going through it. Either way, probably best to give her a moment. 14/10 (TT: bundleofbullies)
July 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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This is Holly. Every day for the past 5 years, she picks out a stick and brings it to her favorite spot for “zen time.” While her stick may change, her routine never does. 13/10 (IG: hollythebluestaffy)
June 25, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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jayhulmepoet.bsky.social
There is ONE thing I am looking forward to this heatwave: Pictures of paschal candles that have melted in churches. Here's an example from a few years ago. It's my favourite phenomenon. Because, well... Look at it.
A massive candle that's flopped completely over in its stand... It's quite phallic, if you're childish.
June 24, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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June 24, 2026 at 10:49 AM
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weratedogs.com
This is Sonny. He's excited to announce that summer is officially here. And more importantly he found a really cool stick. 12/10 the best news (IG: itssonnytheberner)
a bernese mountain dog puppy prances toward you across the soft sand of a beach. he has a little stick hanging out of the right side of his mouth, and his eyes are wide with boundless joy. his mouth is indeed very sandy, and he's smiling from his nose to his tail
June 22, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Sass machine! Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a small shorthaired calico cat standing outside on rocky soil, looking sassy.
June 19, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
kitty doodle saying “i hope i don’t have a long day”, behind kitty there’s a factory. a long day factory.
June 15, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is carrying Blue on top of his head. Blue looks wide-eyed and stunned, completely wrung dry and shriveled, hanging limp like a rag. Narration: How to revive an oversocialised introvert: 1. Gently remove from crowds. Green gently lowers shriveled Blue into a metal stock pot. The pot's lid is leaning against the pot on the side. Narration: 2. Place in a chilled, dark and quiet place, away from strong smells and sounds. Sitting down to wait next to the now lidded pot, Green reads a newspaper. Narration: 3. Let simmer until normal. Green turns to look towards the pot as Blue peers out, still not fully recovered but now looking much more like his regular self. Green: Feeling any better yet? Blue: A little.
June 8, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Maple. She closes her eyes while enjoying ice cream in order to really savor the moment. Also believes it prevents brain freeze. Just can't prove it yet. 12/10 (TT: maplethechocolatesausage)
June 2, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Buzz. He performs a big stretch ritual before enjoying his daily ice cube. Please do not interrupt. 14/10 (IG: goldenhrbuzz)
May 27, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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undeniablyalex.bsky.social
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
May 23, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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jortsthecat.bsky.social
Cost of living so high but it’s still free to hold my hand
an orange cat is near a window. he is stretching his front paw out for you to hold hands
May 19, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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This is Sprout and Granola. They are enjoying a day on the lake. Yes, the propeller hats are necessary. They're helping with acceleration, obviously. 14/10 for both (IG: nolatheiggy)
May 18, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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fishtopher.bsky.social
professional snoozer
Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat, laying on his side, barely awake. His green eyes are only slightly open. He is curled up slightly, and he extends one front paw as he kneads the blanket he is laying on. One canine tooth peeks out from his sleepy smile
May 14, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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This is Blu. He is here for booty scratches. Can also easily be over there for booty scratches. Or there. Just say the word. 13/10 (TT: 24hddsd)
May 6, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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This is Coraje. He is the angriest little guy in the world. By volume at least. He's actually a pretty normal amount of angry, just packed into a very tiny puppy. 12/10 (TT: mizraimbejarano)
May 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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This is Lukas. He's having one of those days where no matter how close he thinks he gets to the finish line, it just slips away. 13/10 for his perseverance (TT: lukassss707)
April 29, 2026 at 3:44 PM