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thirteen arms moving like centipede
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why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
April 27, 2026 at 9:54 PM
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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to me the pitt is a love letter to new york city – a town it lovingly accepts, warts and all. in a sense, new york is almost the show's main character
April 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
to me the pitt is a love letter to new york city – a town it lovingly accepts, warts and all. in a sense, new york is almost the show's main character
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it’s beautiful to think One Battle inspired a whole new generation to read Thomas Pynchon’s wikipedia page
February 24, 2026 at 8:51 PM
it’s beautiful to think One Battle inspired a whole new generation to read Thomas Pynchon’s wikipedia page
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if you close and immediately reopen the same app your phone should discharge a powerful electric shock
March 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
if you close and immediately reopen the same app your phone should discharge a powerful electric shock
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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 PM
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.
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This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
Toaster knocking on my door every time I take a bath
Also, this just in -> the latest bizarre AI fever dream is AI-controlled trivets, staplers, and coffee cups on wheels. So we'll be chased around by inanimate wheeled objects clamoring for our attention.
![Real news story headline: "Robot Coffee Cups? Self-Driving Trivets? AI Researchers Made It Happen. [sub-title] Scientists found a way to animate everyday objects and predict your next move, so your stapler is always nearby when you need it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wstpte2vzb4ra2iqtnw2d2ef/bafkreibbhk46utcdzm3qb2u2muehbhrndu6x47k5a4v64ef44xdpbgh42u)
December 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Toaster knocking on my door every time I take a bath
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yes I’m happy to clarify. when I do it it’s called discourse. when you do it it’s running off at the mouth all wild style and whatnot. these are just technical terms
December 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
yes I’m happy to clarify. when I do it it’s called discourse. when you do it it’s running off at the mouth all wild style and whatnot. these are just technical terms
Gone Grinch
December 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Gone Grinch
Dipping cheddar cheeses combos in spinach dip and unlocking the secrets of the universe
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Dipping cheddar cheeses combos in spinach dip and unlocking the secrets of the universe
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I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life
September 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life
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this is what flies out of sonic the hedgehog when he gets injured instead of rings now
Undergarments with Amy Klobuchar's face printed on them continue to litter the streets in the greater Wedge metro.
August 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
this is what flies out of sonic the hedgehog when he gets injured instead of rings now
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hideo kojima: my next game is about a guy who delivers packages
video game executive: cool. sounds very normal
kojima: [lightning strikes in the distance] i assure you it is not
video game executive: cool. sounds very normal
kojima: [lightning strikes in the distance] i assure you it is not
June 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
hideo kojima: my next game is about a guy who delivers packages
video game executive: cool. sounds very normal
kojima: [lightning strikes in the distance] i assure you it is not
video game executive: cool. sounds very normal
kojima: [lightning strikes in the distance] i assure you it is not
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ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
June 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
@schumer.senate.gov get out there in the streets you fucking worm
June 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
@schumer.senate.gov get out there in the streets you fucking worm
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love a senator imploring regular citizens to fight back against tyranny. dawg you spent the last twenty years giving machine guns and tanks to traffic cops this is like pushing your toddler into the ring with ivan drago
April 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
love a senator imploring regular citizens to fight back against tyranny. dawg you spent the last twenty years giving machine guns and tanks to traffic cops this is like pushing your toddler into the ring with ivan drago
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When Sonic is about to land on a spike
June 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
When Sonic is about to land on a spike
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there are decades where no posting happens, there are weeks where years of posting happens
June 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
there are decades where no posting happens, there are weeks where years of posting happens
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your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
The upcoming Hogwarts Legacy 2 could potentially feature more characters from the Harry Potter books and movies.
Hogwarts Legacy 2 Could Feature Characters from the Books and Movies
The upcoming Hogwarts Legacy 2 could potentially feature more characters from the Harry Potter books and movies.
bit.ly
May 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
Making things, in the image and likeness of God the Maker (a Ford F150)
April 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Making things, in the image and likeness of God the Maker (a Ford F150)
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Filibustering is what mega man does at the horse ranch
April 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Filibustering is what mega man does at the horse ranch