John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄
@arbitrarybans.bsky.social
Deleting skeets and banning skeeters for no fucking reason.
Dwells in the Discover Feed
Dwells in the Discover Feed
Those scientists out there better be showing those cats all these bluesky posts so they know how loved they are.
September 17, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Those scientists out there better be showing those cats all these bluesky posts so they know how loved they are.
I wish the best case scenario for you - that the mouse decides the cat is too much bother and decides to leave on his own.
Our smallest cat is a very effective hunter. Usually I'd catch the mouse, release it outside, then see it again in a couple weeks, but she has been getting them first.
Our smallest cat is a very effective hunter. Usually I'd catch the mouse, release it outside, then see it again in a couple weeks, but she has been getting them first.
September 17, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I wish the best case scenario for you - that the mouse decides the cat is too much bother and decides to leave on his own.
Our smallest cat is a very effective hunter. Usually I'd catch the mouse, release it outside, then see it again in a couple weeks, but she has been getting them first.
Our smallest cat is a very effective hunter. Usually I'd catch the mouse, release it outside, then see it again in a couple weeks, but she has been getting them first.
Doesn't have to be a ship, I'd steer anything with a big wooden wheel.
September 17, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Doesn't have to be a ship, I'd steer anything with a big wooden wheel.
My sympathies to whoever had to seal the tomb twice, and now has to seal it yet a third time.
September 17, 2026 at 1:36 PM
My sympathies to whoever had to seal the tomb twice, and now has to seal it yet a third time.
A) receipts. A pledge is just bullshit words.
B) still fuck you both Robert and Ed 🫶
B) still fuck you both Robert and Ed 🫶
September 17, 2026 at 12:30 PM
A) receipts. A pledge is just bullshit words.
B) still fuck you both Robert and Ed 🫶
B) still fuck you both Robert and Ed 🫶
The new prenatal app from duolingo paying dividends
September 16, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The new prenatal app from duolingo paying dividends
The mars
September 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The mars
Do I have to have purchased the other 16 apple TVs at $1,000 each to understand this one?
September 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Do I have to have purchased the other 16 apple TVs at $1,000 each to understand this one?
That looks fun!
Probably not so much for the conductor(s).
Probably not so much for the conductor(s).
September 16, 2026 at 4:28 PM
That looks fun!
Probably not so much for the conductor(s).
Probably not so much for the conductor(s).
Don't burn near the window Burglar Goose! That poses a carbon monoxide threat. Burn all suffocation hazards at least 20 feet from buildings and ventilation systems!
September 16, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Don't burn near the window Burglar Goose! That poses a carbon monoxide threat. Burn all suffocation hazards at least 20 feet from buildings and ventilation systems!
Man his face just punched itself in like that
September 15, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Man his face just punched itself in like that
How do we convince the rest of them that they're going to get fired.
September 15, 2026 at 11:59 AM
How do we convince the rest of them that they're going to get fired.
Here are some facts that I think you'd like most.
Ah yes, that was my mistake. Here are some other facts that I think you'd like most.
Ah yes, that was my mistake. Here are some other facts that I think you'd like most.
September 14, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Here are some facts that I think you'd like most.
Ah yes, that was my mistake. Here are some other facts that I think you'd like most.
Ah yes, that was my mistake. Here are some other facts that I think you'd like most.
Why are you still here?
September 14, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Why are you still here?
As your child may or may not know 💀
September 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
As your child may or may not know 💀
Boom (gunshot) roasted (bled out).
September 11, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Boom (gunshot) roasted (bled out).
Ah, Playboy, America's Second Finest News Source
September 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Ah, Playboy, America's Second Finest News Source
You are goddamn amazing, nice work.
September 10, 2026 at 8:50 PM
You are goddamn amazing, nice work.
Oh man sounds amazing let me just get my checkbook, wait a minute oh you almost got me.
September 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Oh man sounds amazing let me just get my checkbook, wait a minute oh you almost got me.
Semanticsair
September 10, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Semanticsair
I'll bet this guy hunts hawks.
September 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I'll bet this guy hunts hawks.
Cartoon
September 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Cartoon