Ariel Kavoussi
@arielkavoussi.bsky.social
Indie Filmmaker, Occasional Actor and Facemelter
In Post-Production on my feature debut : The Next Big One: A Comedy with Three Potential Problems™
For more https://linktr.ee/arielkavoussi
In Post-Production on my feature debut : The Next Big One: A Comedy with Three Potential Problems™
For more https://linktr.ee/arielkavoussi
you don't need everyone to like you, really all it takes is like 1 or 2 people to say 'yes' just remember that when ur down folks!
August 28, 2026 at 10:10 PM
you don't need everyone to like you, really all it takes is like 1 or 2 people to say 'yes' just remember that when ur down folks!
there needs to be a support group for people addicted to watching louis theroux documentaries
August 27, 2026 at 4:38 PM
there needs to be a support group for people addicted to watching louis theroux documentaries
trump watched 9 to 5 and was like 'drrrh duhh look at the funny lady holes flapping their mouths, HAHA drrh huh huh' fart*
August 26, 2026 at 7:03 PM
trump watched 9 to 5 and was like 'drrrh duhh look at the funny lady holes flapping their mouths, HAHA drrh huh huh' fart*
i know some americans struggle with nonwest sounding names - but if ur name is 'brandon' i'm calling you 'brendan' and vice versa - get it together
August 12, 2026 at 1:11 PM
i know some americans struggle with nonwest sounding names - but if ur name is 'brandon' i'm calling you 'brendan' and vice versa - get it together
*vacuums my brooklyn apartment and makes meatballs* me: "welcome to the yesteryear ranch!"
August 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
*vacuums my brooklyn apartment and makes meatballs* me: "welcome to the yesteryear ranch!"
losing my mind trying to be an 'artist' while working a day job - how the f- did kafka do this sht.
August 11, 2026 at 3:59 PM
losing my mind trying to be an 'artist' while working a day job - how the f- did kafka do this sht.
i hate it when people say to me 'great film' - tell me i made you uncomfortable, unsettled, tell me i'm wild and bizarre but whatever you do, don't call me or my films 'great'
August 7, 2026 at 7:25 PM
i hate it when people say to me 'great film' - tell me i made you uncomfortable, unsettled, tell me i'm wild and bizarre but whatever you do, don't call me or my films 'great'
hmmm theres just something about white male filmmakers i just love!!!
August 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
hmmm theres just something about white male filmmakers i just love!!!
NYC friends: "Lesbian Cannibal Rapists II" is screening Aug. 22 at the Museum of Arts and Design as part of the New Plaza Cinema Short Film Showcase.
Tickets are now on sale: ticketing.useast.veezi.com/purchase/263...
Tickets are now on sale: ticketing.useast.veezi.com/purchase/263...
August 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
NYC friends: "Lesbian Cannibal Rapists II" is screening Aug. 22 at the Museum of Arts and Design as part of the New Plaza Cinema Short Film Showcase.
Tickets are now on sale: ticketing.useast.veezi.com/purchase/263...
Tickets are now on sale: ticketing.useast.veezi.com/purchase/263...
indie film men need to stop talking about "labor of love" as a way to justify paying collaborators nothing but sandwiches. instead say: "this is a horrible situation i've been put in. i'm ashamed this is how the industry works, and it shouldn't be this way."
August 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
indie film men need to stop talking about "labor of love" as a way to justify paying collaborators nothing but sandwiches. instead say: "this is a horrible situation i've been put in. i'm ashamed this is how the industry works, and it shouldn't be this way."
can someone explain to me how '1 night only' is being advertised as a light hearted rom com as opposed to radical right wing dystopian speculative fiction nightmare - people can only have sex 1 night of the year? wtf why am i being gaslit by this trailer?
August 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
can someone explain to me how '1 night only' is being advertised as a light hearted rom com as opposed to radical right wing dystopian speculative fiction nightmare - people can only have sex 1 night of the year? wtf why am i being gaslit by this trailer?
my early film "lesbian cannibal rapists II" really making the rounds in nyc. it's playing again august 17th @ Museum of Arts & Design in NYC as part of New Plaza Cinema's Short Film Showcase. Tickets will be up soon!
August 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
my early film "lesbian cannibal rapists II" really making the rounds in nyc. it's playing again august 17th @ Museum of Arts & Design in NYC as part of New Plaza Cinema's Short Film Showcase. Tickets will be up soon!
really on top of my to do list today: spill something on my shirt check, drop something on the floor in my apartment check, forget to lock the door when running an errand check, drop something else on the floor check
July 31, 2026 at 5:09 PM
really on top of my to do list today: spill something on my shirt check, drop something on the floor in my apartment check, forget to lock the door when running an errand check, drop something else on the floor check
giving up on dating in nyc = completely analogous to giving up on eating cucumbers here. every nyc cucumber i've ever had tastes like complete sh***t
July 24, 2026 at 5:59 PM
giving up on dating in nyc = completely analogous to giving up on eating cucumbers here. every nyc cucumber i've ever had tastes like complete sh***t
now in nyc we have something called 'dirty rain' today - dirt smoke rain combined with severe danger thunderstorm...jus wondering - which scifi novel are we in?
July 18, 2026 at 3:27 PM
now in nyc we have something called 'dirty rain' today - dirt smoke rain combined with severe danger thunderstorm...jus wondering - which scifi novel are we in?
the air is on fire and lettuce will apparently give you explosive diarrhea. all going great out here.
July 17, 2026 at 3:35 PM
the air is on fire and lettuce will apparently give you explosive diarrhea. all going great out here.
#InclusionRider
hollywood MUST make space for filmmakers whose parents supporting them are worth only $10–50 million, not just the centi-millionaire elite! we need diverse voices!
hollywoodgadfly.substack.com/p/survival-o...
hollywood MUST make space for filmmakers whose parents supporting them are worth only $10–50 million, not just the centi-millionaire elite! we need diverse voices!
hollywoodgadfly.substack.com/p/survival-o...
Survival of the Richest: Hollywood's Broken Talent Pipeline
Chloé Zhao and the Myth of the $100,000 Movie
hollywoodgadfly.substack.com
July 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
#InclusionRider
hollywood MUST make space for filmmakers whose parents supporting them are worth only $10–50 million, not just the centi-millionaire elite! we need diverse voices!
hollywoodgadfly.substack.com/p/survival-o...
hollywood MUST make space for filmmakers whose parents supporting them are worth only $10–50 million, not just the centi-millionaire elite! we need diverse voices!
hollywoodgadfly.substack.com/p/survival-o...
cannot believe these flies with super strength in nyc - i have sprayed this mofo flying in my apt at least 20 times with windex wtf! he still going strong!
July 16, 2026 at 6:29 PM
cannot believe these flies with super strength in nyc - i have sprayed this mofo flying in my apt at least 20 times with windex wtf! he still going strong!
tradwife to myself
July 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
tradwife to myself
my boss told me I should use fewer emojis in slack at work. i'm sorry, but you're going to have to pry my 😂👍❤️ and lols from my cold, dead millennial hands
June 30, 2026 at 7:48 PM
my boss told me I should use fewer emojis in slack at work. i'm sorry, but you're going to have to pry my 😂👍❤️ and lols from my cold, dead millennial hands
i have been judged / questioned for reading 20 books at any given moment ("how do u remember what ur reading?") but ya meta ytube feed addiction scrolling totally all good haha of course that's all sinkin in
June 30, 2026 at 2:20 PM
i have been judged / questioned for reading 20 books at any given moment ("how do u remember what ur reading?") but ya meta ytube feed addiction scrolling totally all good haha of course that's all sinkin in
the irony/fittingness of wanting to read this article but not thinking i should spend 5 dollars to read it www.vulture.com/article/indi...
The Unglamorous Financial Realities of 5 Indie Filmmakers
“You’re not going to make money. And if you do, you’re one in a million.”
www.vulture.com
June 28, 2026 at 7:17 PM
the irony/fittingness of wanting to read this article but not thinking i should spend 5 dollars to read it www.vulture.com/article/indi...
i just did my first vo audition in years, and the entire time i'm telling myself, "i suck" "this sucks" "i hate all of this" - but i'm done and i submitted it. i have to ignore the negative voices within my own head to get anything done - and now that i did it- i feel insanely confident
June 14, 2026 at 5:32 PM
i just did my first vo audition in years, and the entire time i'm telling myself, "i suck" "this sucks" "i hate all of this" - but i'm done and i submitted it. i have to ignore the negative voices within my own head to get anything done - and now that i did it- i feel insanely confident
who else wants to visit maine? #mainefever
June 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
who else wants to visit maine? #mainefever
yeah still waiting for something controversial to come out re-graham platner
June 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
yeah still waiting for something controversial to come out re-graham platner