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Arielle
@ariellecollette.bsky.social
attorney. chicagoan.
what does it mean when the judge winks at you
September 25, 2026 at 3:13 PM
135 cases on the call at 9am today I nearly died today guys
August 18, 2026 at 11:26 PM
judicial conference week means I have 0 cases and can catch up right?

RIGHT?
June 3, 2026 at 1:29 PM
at every meeting—every Black organization of lawyers they are warning that the rule of law is under attack

I mean I’m a newbie so put me on the front lines
May 26, 2026 at 11:02 AM
nobody thought my tie was cute today I’m done let’s start the weekend
May 21, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I’m not going to these meetings anymore
May 21, 2026 at 11:48 PM
anyway what’s happening over here
April 27, 2026 at 3:46 PM
all the mean judges being nice now that my department is hemorrhaging people

I’ve never heard so many cheery good mornings in my life
April 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I found out why everyone left and it’s not looking good for your girl
March 29, 2026 at 4:30 PM
two more people in my department resigned

I think I’m the only person of color on my floor

which isn’t strange knowing my city but
March 20, 2026 at 1:13 PM
by myself at work
March 17, 2026 at 7:23 AM
am I finally well again?

Magic eight ball says “don’t count on it”
March 4, 2026 at 3:55 PM
my godbrother is going to be deployed soon
February 28, 2026 at 5:51 PM
already looking for a new job
February 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
feeling better now that I’ve had some tea
February 22, 2026 at 10:47 PM
that judge whose phone went off in court playing the theme to the godfather and me sitting behind him in my three piece suit (2026)
February 17, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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And fighters
Gin is for biters
Anyway, let me go get my gin.
February 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
i am at an event and my mentor went “MADAM PROSECUTOR!”

and I nearly dropped to a crouch like pls don’t shout that it is a technical title
February 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I’m in the middle of making a plea offer and

judge’s phone goes off and it’s the score of the godfather
a man in a tuxedo says make em an offer they can t refuse
ALT: a man in a tuxedo says make em an offer they can t refuse
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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Happy Black History Month everyone #blacksky
February 1, 2026 at 11:52 AM
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Happy Black History Month to everyone. Protect your peace. Take care of your mental health. Be proud of being Black.
February 1, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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Underestimating stupid ppl is how that other dummy got elected... twice.
January 14, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I…
December 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
first day of practicing law tomorrow

nervous
December 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I don’t know how to fix things with my friend. I don’t know if I did anything and I also don’t want to talk to them but I also don’t want to block them and start over
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM