Arlina Aquino
@arlinaaquino.bsky.social
Y’all, I’m super mad, but I love you. That don’t mean I won’t take you to jail. You are the best part of me. Fighting for you is what I’m built for. I’ll keep reaching for you, so don’t stop reaching for me. Te amo con todo mi alma.
He’s going to fuck up the 2028 Olympics, too, isn’t he?
July 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
He’s going to fuck up the 2028 Olympics, too, isn’t he?
Uruguay! Let’s go!
June 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Uruguay! Let’s go!
Appoint a real estate agent to the office of Director of National Intelligence. What could possibly go wrong? This is, absolutely, the stupidest timeline.
June 2, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Appoint a real estate agent to the office of Director of National Intelligence. What could possibly go wrong? This is, absolutely, the stupidest timeline.
The San Antonio Spurs win!
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May 31, 2026 at 3:05 AM
The San Antonio Spurs win!
Fuck you, CBS! Fuck you, Larry Ellison! Fuck you, David Ellison! Your dicks are microscopic & we all know it. Your minds are even smaller than your dicks & that’s a truth you can’t escape. The size of your bank accounts will never make up for all that you lack behind your zipper & under your hat. 🖕🏼
May 22, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Fuck you, CBS! Fuck you, Larry Ellison! Fuck you, David Ellison! Your dicks are microscopic & we all know it. Your minds are even smaller than your dicks & that’s a truth you can’t escape. The size of your bank accounts will never make up for all that you lack behind your zipper & under your hat. 🖕🏼
Stanley Cup Round 1 Game 3
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April 23, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Stanley Cup Round 1 Game 3
Can we all just do SkyNet now and skip to the end where we win against the oligarchs. Our military is already sharing scraps in the Strait of Hormuz, without any plans of re-supplying.
April 17, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Can we all just do SkyNet now and skip to the end where we win against the oligarchs. Our military is already sharing scraps in the Strait of Hormuz, without any plans of re-supplying.
They are home! The Artemis II crew is home safely. Welcome back, y’all.
April 11, 2026 at 12:18 AM
They are home! The Artemis II crew is home safely. Welcome back, y’all.
April 3, 2026 at 2:25 AM
🔔Ding dong, bitch! DING DONG.🔔
April 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
🔔Ding dong, bitch! DING DONG.🔔
Subpoena Melania Trump in connection with the Epstein investigation! Do it NOW!
February 26, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Subpoena Melania Trump in connection with the Epstein investigation! Do it NOW!
Houston traffic has me…
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February 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Houston traffic has me…
🥊👊🏼Nazis in the face 👊🏼🥊
February 7, 2026 at 9:01 AM
🥊👊🏼Nazis in the face 👊🏼🥊
Throwing my damn shoes at the TV right now. What a smug son of a bitch! Fuck you, JD! Fuck you.
February 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Throwing my damn shoes at the TV right now. What a smug son of a bitch! Fuck you, JD! Fuck you.
All of this because Tim Walz called him weird. What a fucking fragile snowflake. Weird, huh?
January 10, 2026 at 3:26 PM
All of this because Tim Walz called him weird. What a fucking fragile snowflake. Weird, huh?
The “No New Wars” president is itching to go to war with Europe if Greenlanders don’t accept the bribe of up to $100K each to secede from Demark and join the US. But tell me again how funding healthcare is a bridge too far?
Fuck trump and his fucking clown show administration!
#FDT
#FuckTrump
Fuck trump and his fucking clown show administration!
#FDT
#FuckTrump
January 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
The “No New Wars” president is itching to go to war with Europe if Greenlanders don’t accept the bribe of up to $100K each to secede from Demark and join the US. But tell me again how funding healthcare is a bridge too far?
Fuck trump and his fucking clown show administration!
#FDT
#FuckTrump
Fuck trump and his fucking clown show administration!
#FDT
#FuckTrump
Wow, my 33 y/o child has shingles! That’s crazy. What is going on?
January 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Wow, my 33 y/o child has shingles! That’s crazy. What is going on?
Professional Women’s Hockey League, let’s go!https://files.eliteprospects.com/layout/leagues/img_0814.jpeg
December 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Nicki Minaj is profoundly stunningly stupid. I mean, I already knew she was stupid, I just didn’t grasp the depth of that stupidity. Wow!
December 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Nicki Minaj is profoundly stunningly stupid. I mean, I already knew she was stupid, I just didn’t grasp the depth of that stupidity. Wow!
December 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM