Atlas Smugged
@arrpeebee.bsky.social
Husband, pastor, comedian, medical financial coordinator, armchair American historian, disabled but fighting every day, owner of too many pets.
The daily "Fezzik melted into the chair after his walk" pic.
September 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
The daily "Fezzik melted into the chair after his walk" pic.
I don't know what's creepier: Dead babies or ass-obsessed Manic Panic-colored bears trying to sell me toilet paper.
September 3, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I don't know what's creepier: Dead babies or ass-obsessed Manic Panic-colored bears trying to sell me toilet paper.
I used to run a dating website for gay chickens. I lost everything because I couldn't make hens meet.
September 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I used to run a dating website for gay chickens. I lost everything because I couldn't make hens meet.
My walker just fell & landed on my wheelchair in what I have to assume is the first skirmish in their battle for mobility assisting device supremacy. My cane has so far avoided the fracas. #AmputeeLife
September 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
My walker just fell & landed on my wheelchair in what I have to assume is the first skirmish in their battle for mobility assisting device supremacy. My cane has so far avoided the fracas. #AmputeeLife
There's nothing I love more than when I'm blamed for something I had zero percentage of actually affecting. Because whatever the fuck is happening, it's my fault.
September 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
There's nothing I love more than when I'm blamed for something I had zero percentage of actually affecting. Because whatever the fuck is happening, it's my fault.
I am not okay. The world has lost a legend, someone who lived their faith openly and proudly. May we all strive to be a little more like Dolly Parton in our everyday lives. RIP, Queen.
August 25, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I am not okay. The world has lost a legend, someone who lived their faith openly and proudly. May we all strive to be a little more like Dolly Parton in our everyday lives. RIP, Queen.
Sometimes, the pain of existing is fucking unbearable.
August 22, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Sometimes, the pain of existing is fucking unbearable.
I think my insurance screwed up on my new prosthesis. This one keeps running away to chase a red dot.
August 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I think my insurance screwed up on my new prosthesis. This one keeps running away to chase a red dot.
Ours is not to reason why...
August 1, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Ours is not to reason why...
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The only two things doing better under Trump are E Jean and E Coli.
July 26, 2026 at 9:15 PM
The only two things doing better under Trump are E Jean and E Coli.
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You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You'd be plagarizing. They already made it years ago.
July 17, 2026 at 4:05 PM
You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You'd be plagarizing. They already made it years ago.
It's always good to learn that you are a burden instead of an asset. It makes planning for the future easier.
July 8, 2026 at 1:25 AM
It's always good to learn that you are a burden instead of an asset. It makes planning for the future easier.
It's a wild feeling to know that you're an absolute fucking failure & that the world would improve with your passing. I'm thinking I will go on the Ben Sanderson diet.
July 7, 2026 at 11:28 PM
It's a wild feeling to know that you're an absolute fucking failure & that the world would improve with your passing. I'm thinking I will go on the Ben Sanderson diet.
Do I like that my job forced me to switch to hybrid when it was posted as remote? No.
Do I like having to take MTA Mobility, which is almost always delayed? No.
Do I mind the summer outfits of the beautiful people walking in front of me while I wait for said ride? Nope.
Do I like having to take MTA Mobility, which is almost always delayed? No.
Do I mind the summer outfits of the beautiful people walking in front of me while I wait for said ride? Nope.
July 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Do I like that my job forced me to switch to hybrid when it was posted as remote? No.
Do I like having to take MTA Mobility, which is almost always delayed? No.
Do I mind the summer outfits of the beautiful people walking in front of me while I wait for said ride? Nope.
Do I like having to take MTA Mobility, which is almost always delayed? No.
Do I mind the summer outfits of the beautiful people walking in front of me while I wait for said ride? Nope.
So this is what being a total fucking failure feels like.
Now I have THAT in my repertoire...
Now I have THAT in my repertoire...
June 18, 2026 at 10:13 PM
So this is what being a total fucking failure feels like.
Now I have THAT in my repertoire...
Now I have THAT in my repertoire...
Because I know I don't belong here in heaven.
June 18, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Because I know I don't belong here in heaven.
It's amazingly freeing to realize that nothing fucking matters & we are worthless pieces of shit that the universe has never given a fuck about, and that no one will give am iota of a fuck when we're gone. So let it fucking come for me. I'm ready.
June 17, 2026 at 11:13 PM
It's amazingly freeing to realize that nothing fucking matters & we are worthless pieces of shit that the universe has never given a fuck about, and that no one will give am iota of a fuck when we're gone. So let it fucking come for me. I'm ready.
It's an odd moment when you realize that your entire existence was worthless & the world would have been better if your attempt when you were 14 had been successful. Now I have to live with worthless self.
June 17, 2026 at 12:48 AM
It's an odd moment when you realize that your entire existence was worthless & the world would have been better if your attempt when you were 14 had been successful. Now I have to live with worthless self.
Me listening to Devo in 1985: "These guys are funny."
Me at a Devo concert in 2026, thinking about the state of the American Experiment: "Fuuuuuuuuuu..."
Me at a Devo concert in 2026, thinking about the state of the American Experiment: "Fuuuuuuuuuu..."
June 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Me listening to Devo in 1985: "These guys are funny."
Me at a Devo concert in 2026, thinking about the state of the American Experiment: "Fuuuuuuuuuu..."
Me at a Devo concert in 2026, thinking about the state of the American Experiment: "Fuuuuuuuuuu..."
No matter where you think this story is going next, you are wrong. local12.com/news/nation-...
Man charged in forced marriage, satanic ritual after police respond to Olive Garden
A Maine man faces charges after New Hampshire police alleged he held a woman against her will, forced her into a marriage.
local12.com
June 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
No matter where you think this story is going next, you are wrong. local12.com/news/nation-...
I did not have "turning the engine off at the stop light to change shoes" on my MTA Mobility rideshare BINGO card, but here we are...
June 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I did not have "turning the engine off at the stop light to change shoes" on my MTA Mobility rideshare BINGO card, but here we are...
SO many people on Medicaid will be completely fucked by this. EVERY state is going to have MASSIVE problems implementing this, especially since 47's goons have again changed the rules they said would be implemented.
I'm honestly scared shitless for my patients. www.npr.org/2026/06/03/n...
I'm honestly scared shitless for my patients. www.npr.org/2026/06/03/n...
People with cancer or HIV could lose Medicaid under new work rules, advocates say
Adults on Medicaid will be required to work 80 hours per month. The Trump administration says people who are sick will have to prove they are too sick to work to be exempt from the new work rules.
www.npr.org
June 4, 2026 at 11:14 PM
SO many people on Medicaid will be completely fucked by this. EVERY state is going to have MASSIVE problems implementing this, especially since 47's goons have again changed the rules they said would be implemented.
I'm honestly scared shitless for my patients. www.npr.org/2026/06/03/n...
I'm honestly scared shitless for my patients. www.npr.org/2026/06/03/n...