i've said it before, but we must seem like Ents to cats.

just slow, lumbering, well-meaning ancient tree things that inexplicibly have access to tuna and cheese. so are worth tolerating.

So looking at your other lists, 'drunkard' isn't enough of an insult.

That's fair, and I'd argue that they've been skimping on the flavouring across the varieties for years.

Their FullyLoaded line is the only one that seems to be generous with the toppings.

Y'know, until today I had never thought about the existence of an ostrich armpit. Let alone what it would look like.

Thanks for the disturbing photo!