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With it looking clearer and clearer that the fascist oligarchy is trying to consolidate all social media beneath a swastika flag, I can think of only one bastion where we can be safe.
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join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
September 24, 2026 at 7:19 PM
People be worried the average worker would exploit their companies with stronger worker protections, like the exploitative employees aren't already in management, and don't need protections.
September 24, 2026 at 11:32 PM
September 23, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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this is FAR more demotivating than some left wing shitposting or podcasting critic of the democratic party can ever be
I had not seen this clip where Tammy Duckworth advises Democrats to "not impeach anybody," "get back to work" and "allow" Donald Trump to "save face" and I would just like to remind the senator from IL that the federal government took 4,000 Chicagoans and murdered a 38-year-old father last fall.
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September 23, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Waiter you forgot the social part of my social media
September 23, 2026 at 1:36 AM
The world was ruined when some dickhole middle manager named "Glub Gribbly" or some shit decided it was a good idea to be able to purchase priority access to your attention
September 23, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Bro i fucking hate advertising, engagement farming, all of it. Just let me make my own decisions, damn
September 23, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Its bullshit that you can't have a conversation about killing yourself without people immediately making it about themselves
September 18, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Chat am I just incapable of joy
September 18, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
September 17, 2026 at 12:02 PM
me at work: Boy I can't wait to get the hell out of here and go home
me at home:
Squidward Meme: Missing Out While Looking Out Window
ALT: Squidward Meme: Missing Out While Looking Out Window
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September 15, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Ads are getting really fucking specific these days
September 12, 2026 at 3:05 AM
it's fucked up the only time we get original jingles anymore it's from prescription medication ads.
September 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Weiner, she arouse? 🤔
September 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Can't believe it's been 9 years.
September 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
me n' who
Suddenly The Young Lady Gave Me A Handjob From Behind.
September 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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what a curious day to put these on sale
September 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
There's a version of me I desperately want to be, but can't figure out how to be.
September 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Oraloboros
September 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I just wanna flirt with someone while in bed, damn.
September 6, 2026 at 6:32 AM
What's the point of social media if you aren't getting the social
September 5, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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Age verification makes everyone less safe.

Age verification makes everyone less safe.

Age verification makes everyone less safe.

Age verification makes everyone less safe.

Age verification makes everyone less safe.

Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.
From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a...
www.techdirt.com
September 4, 2026 at 10:19 PM
A lot of people blame Bethesda for inventing dlc, but the truth is the first DLC is getting a little smooch while you're getting tucked in
September 4, 2026 at 6:20 AM
So like, am I just supposed to accept that I'll both live AND die alone?
September 4, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
September 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM