Asha
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9-1-1 | IWTV | Star Wars | other irrational obsessions
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You must be really lost if you have reached this crevice of the internet. ⭐
"It's been a grubby quarter century."
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You must be really lost if you have reached this crevice of the internet. ⭐
"It's been a grubby quarter century."
February 22, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I don't wanna hear anything negative about Ilia Malinin.
He's the #QuadGod.
At 21.
He has nothing to prove.
And unlike the #GOAT Simone Biles, he didn't quit.
He went out there and did his best.
That's all anyone can ask for.
#MilanoCortina#IceSkating#2026Olympics
He's the #QuadGod.
At 21.
He has nothing to prove.
And unlike the #GOAT Simone Biles, he didn't quit.
He went out there and did his best.
That's all anyone can ask for.
#MilanoCortina#IceSkating#2026Olympics
February 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I don't wanna hear anything negative about Ilia Malinin.
He's the #QuadGod.
At 21.
He has nothing to prove.
And unlike the #GOAT Simone Biles, he didn't quit.
He went out there and did his best.
That's all anyone can ask for.
#MilanoCortina#IceSkating#2026Olympics
He's the #QuadGod.
At 21.
He has nothing to prove.
And unlike the #GOAT Simone Biles, he didn't quit.
He went out there and did his best.
That's all anyone can ask for.
#MilanoCortina#IceSkating#2026Olympics
I know Benito is about to come out with some of his friends.
And unless they are also from PR I don't wanna see em!
This should be a celebration of him and Puerto Rico!
I don't need Cardi or anyone else showing up to distract from that.
#SuperBowlLX#BadBunny
And unless they are also from PR I don't wanna see em!
This should be a celebration of him and Puerto Rico!
I don't need Cardi or anyone else showing up to distract from that.
#SuperBowlLX#BadBunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I know Benito is about to come out with some of his friends.
And unless they are also from PR I don't wanna see em!
This should be a celebration of him and Puerto Rico!
I don't need Cardi or anyone else showing up to distract from that.
#SuperBowlLX#BadBunny
And unless they are also from PR I don't wanna see em!
This should be a celebration of him and Puerto Rico!
I don't need Cardi or anyone else showing up to distract from that.
#SuperBowlLX#BadBunny
As expected, this #SEA defence has been a problem for #NE.
Gonna be a long night for Drake Maye if they don't get some points on the board.
#SuperBowlLX
Gonna be a long night for Drake Maye if they don't get some points on the board.
#SuperBowlLX
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
As expected, this #SEA defence has been a problem for #NE.
Gonna be a long night for Drake Maye if they don't get some points on the board.
#SuperBowlLX
Gonna be a long night for Drake Maye if they don't get some points on the board.
#SuperBowlLX
This Team Ice Skating competition is about to be all tied up between Japan and the United States!
It all comes down to Ilya Malinin.
I don't care what happened on day 2.
In #QuadGod we trust!
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#TeamUSA#2026Olympics#MilanoCortina#IceSkating
It all comes down to Ilya Malinin.
I don't care what happened on day 2.
In #QuadGod we trust!
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#TeamUSA#2026Olympics#MilanoCortina#IceSkating
February 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
This Team Ice Skating competition is about to be all tied up between Japan and the United States!
It all comes down to Ilya Malinin.
I don't care what happened on day 2.
In #QuadGod we trust!
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#TeamUSA#2026Olympics#MilanoCortina#IceSkating
It all comes down to Ilya Malinin.
I don't care what happened on day 2.
In #QuadGod we trust!
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#TeamUSA#2026Olympics#MilanoCortina#IceSkating
Congrats to Ellie Kam and Danny O'Shea!!!! 🇺🇸
Whether they medal or not is irrelevant. They were chosen specifically for the team event and given a task. And they achieved it and then some!
After falling on practically every attempt before today Ellie stuck the toss landings!
#TeamUSA#2026Olympics
Whether they medal or not is irrelevant. They were chosen specifically for the team event and given a task. And they achieved it and then some!
After falling on practically every attempt before today Ellie stuck the toss landings!
#TeamUSA#2026Olympics
February 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Congrats to Ellie Kam and Danny O'Shea!!!! 🇺🇸
Whether they medal or not is irrelevant. They were chosen specifically for the team event and given a task. And they achieved it and then some!
After falling on practically every attempt before today Ellie stuck the toss landings!
#TeamUSA#2026Olympics
Whether they medal or not is irrelevant. They were chosen specifically for the team event and given a task. And they achieved it and then some!
After falling on practically every attempt before today Ellie stuck the toss landings!
#TeamUSA#2026Olympics
I would have never called that a backward pass. . .
Intentional grounding seemed more appropriate.
It all leads to a NE TD anyway. . ..
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#AFCChampionship
#NEvsDEN
Intentional grounding seemed more appropriate.
It all leads to a NE TD anyway. . ..
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#AFCChampionship
#NEvsDEN
January 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I would have never called that a backward pass. . .
Intentional grounding seemed more appropriate.
It all leads to a NE TD anyway. . ..
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#AFCChampionship
#NEvsDEN
Intentional grounding seemed more appropriate.
It all leads to a NE TD anyway. . ..
🫤
#AFCChampionship
#NEvsDEN
January 25, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Gotta say, I'm much more interested in Marshals than #DuttonRanch!
Kayce Dutton has always been the best of the Dutton Clan.
I love Beth. I love Rip. But honestly I'm most excited about seeing Carter.
I'll probably watch both. But I'll definitely be tuning in to #Y:Marshals first.
Kayce Dutton has always been the best of the Dutton Clan.
I love Beth. I love Rip. But honestly I'm most excited about seeing Carter.
I'll probably watch both. But I'll definitely be tuning in to #Y:Marshals first.
January 25, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Gotta say, I'm much more interested in Marshals than #DuttonRanch!
Kayce Dutton has always been the best of the Dutton Clan.
I love Beth. I love Rip. But honestly I'm most excited about seeing Carter.
I'll probably watch both. But I'll definitely be tuning in to #Y:Marshals first.
Kayce Dutton has always been the best of the Dutton Clan.
I love Beth. I love Rip. But honestly I'm most excited about seeing Carter.
I'll probably watch both. But I'll definitely be tuning in to #Y:Marshals first.
What a DIME by Stidham!
Just when I was about to say that this was going to be a snoozer for Denver too.
#AFCChampionship
#NEvsDEN
Just when I was about to say that this was going to be a snoozer for Denver too.
#AFCChampionship
#NEvsDEN
January 25, 2026 at 8:17 PM
What a DIME by Stidham!
Just when I was about to say that this was going to be a snoozer for Denver too.
#AFCChampionship
#NEvsDEN
Just when I was about to say that this was going to be a snoozer for Denver too.
#AFCChampionship
#NEvsDEN
Super Bowl LX: Patriots vs. Seahawks.
I'm liking New England.
But it's not an easy pick by any means.
We will see how Matt Stafford plays today, but SEA has been solid.
I'm liking New England.
But it's not an easy pick by any means.
We will see how Matt Stafford plays today, but SEA has been solid.
January 18, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Super Bowl LX: Patriots vs. Seahawks.
I'm liking New England.
But it's not an easy pick by any means.
We will see how Matt Stafford plays today, but SEA has been solid.
I'm liking New England.
But it's not an easy pick by any means.
We will see how Matt Stafford plays today, but SEA has been solid.
If CJ loses this game for us then CJ loses this game.
I gotta ride or die with my QB.
It would also do us no good at this point to switch to Mills. We need to see what CJ has in these high pressure moments so we can fix it in the future.
#HOUvsNE
I gotta ride or die with my QB.
It would also do us no good at this point to switch to Mills. We need to see what CJ has in these high pressure moments so we can fix it in the future.
#HOUvsNE
January 18, 2026 at 10:05 PM
If CJ loses this game for us then CJ loses this game.
I gotta ride or die with my QB.
It would also do us no good at this point to switch to Mills. We need to see what CJ has in these high pressure moments so we can fix it in the future.
#HOUvsNE
I gotta ride or die with my QB.
It would also do us no good at this point to switch to Mills. We need to see what CJ has in these high pressure moments so we can fix it in the future.
#HOUvsNE
The #BuffaloBills did it to themselves at the very end of the game.
Evidently, the #49ers are still asleep.
Sloppy football is not fun to watch.
Hopefully, #NEvsHOU will deliver satisfying football.
Because it's been a rough few hours of football.
Evidently, the #49ers are still asleep.
Sloppy football is not fun to watch.
Hopefully, #NEvsHOU will deliver satisfying football.
Because it's been a rough few hours of football.
January 18, 2026 at 1:58 AM
The #BuffaloBills did it to themselves at the very end of the game.
Evidently, the #49ers are still asleep.
Sloppy football is not fun to watch.
Hopefully, #NEvsHOU will deliver satisfying football.
Because it's been a rough few hours of football.
Evidently, the #49ers are still asleep.
Sloppy football is not fun to watch.
Hopefully, #NEvsHOU will deliver satisfying football.
Because it's been a rough few hours of football.
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Imma be so real. . . The likelihood of me keeping up with this thread is very low.
I've been waiting my whole life for this Eddiesode! Gonna try to soak it all in.
But when I need to scream. . . I'll do so here.
#911onabc
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I've been waiting my whole life for this Eddiesode! Gonna try to soak it all in.
But when I need to scream. . . I'll do so here.
#911onabc
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November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Imma be so real. . . The likelihood of me keeping up with this thread is very low.
I've been waiting my whole life for this Eddiesode! Gonna try to soak it all in.
But when I need to scream. . . I'll do so here.
#911onabc
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I've been waiting my whole life for this Eddiesode! Gonna try to soak it all in.
But when I need to scream. . . I'll do so here.
#911onabc
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October 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
October 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
#EnglishTeacherFX is so good.
It's probably my favorite comedy on TV right now.
We all know #TheBearFX is not a comedy.
#Hacks is Hacks.
English Teacher perfectly blends social messaging and politics with comedy in a way that's actually funny.
Hysterical actually.
It's probably my favorite comedy on TV right now.
We all know #TheBearFX is not a comedy.
#Hacks is Hacks.
English Teacher perfectly blends social messaging and politics with comedy in a way that's actually funny.
Hysterical actually.
September 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
#EnglishTeacherFX is so good.
It's probably my favorite comedy on TV right now.
We all know #TheBearFX is not a comedy.
#Hacks is Hacks.
English Teacher perfectly blends social messaging and politics with comedy in a way that's actually funny.
Hysterical actually.
It's probably my favorite comedy on TV right now.
We all know #TheBearFX is not a comedy.
#Hacks is Hacks.
English Teacher perfectly blends social messaging and politics with comedy in a way that's actually funny.
Hysterical actually.
What a messy game for the #BuffaloBills
And yet. . .
They found a way.
Baltimore came to play, Lamar was Lamar, but the Bills edged them out in the end.
Couldn't ask for a better way to start the NFL season!
#SNF
Unfortunately, the #Texans did not come out swinging.
And yet. . .
They found a way.
Baltimore came to play, Lamar was Lamar, but the Bills edged them out in the end.
Couldn't ask for a better way to start the NFL season!
#SNF
Unfortunately, the #Texans did not come out swinging.
September 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
What a messy game for the #BuffaloBills
And yet. . .
They found a way.
Baltimore came to play, Lamar was Lamar, but the Bills edged them out in the end.
Couldn't ask for a better way to start the NFL season!
#SNF
Unfortunately, the #Texans did not come out swinging.
And yet. . .
They found a way.
Baltimore came to play, Lamar was Lamar, but the Bills edged them out in the end.
Couldn't ask for a better way to start the NFL season!
#SNF
Unfortunately, the #Texans did not come out swinging.
September 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The QBs in Buffalo did not just say
"All hail Josh!"
during their little pep session.
You know what, when Josh Allen is QB 1 I can understand why.
I still find it a little weird though. A little demeaning for the rest of the QB room.
#BuffaloBills
#HBOHardKnocks
"All hail Josh!"
during their little pep session.
You know what, when Josh Allen is QB 1 I can understand why.
I still find it a little weird though. A little demeaning for the rest of the QB room.
#BuffaloBills
#HBOHardKnocks
August 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The QBs in Buffalo did not just say
"All hail Josh!"
during their little pep session.
You know what, when Josh Allen is QB 1 I can understand why.
I still find it a little weird though. A little demeaning for the rest of the QB room.
#BuffaloBills
#HBOHardKnocks
"All hail Josh!"
during their little pep session.
You know what, when Josh Allen is QB 1 I can understand why.
I still find it a little weird though. A little demeaning for the rest of the QB room.
#BuffaloBills
#HBOHardKnocks