Ashes o' Goddamn Robot
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Thanks, never would've guessed
September 17, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Thanks, never would've guessed
Seems like as far as the capital of public perception is concerned, Wyoming is a hell of a state to blow your wad on.
September 17, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Seems like as far as the capital of public perception is concerned, Wyoming is a hell of a state to blow your wad on.
Motherfucker needs to die of old age in a place like Florence or Atwater.
September 17, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Motherfucker needs to die of old age in a place like Florence or Atwater.
WE'RE JUST ASKING QUESTIONS HERE
September 17, 2026 at 12:42 PM
WE'RE JUST ASKING QUESTIONS HERE
Sheeran looks like he would've been Mark Zuckerberg in a different life.
September 17, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Sheeran looks like he would've been Mark Zuckerberg in a different life.
Was he in it?
September 17, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Was he in it?
I look forward to Belgorod becoming the northernmost Ukrainian oblast.
September 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I look forward to Belgorod becoming the northernmost Ukrainian oblast.
I've really, really, really grown to hate the League Cup over the years. What a waste of time.
September 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I've really, really, really grown to hate the League Cup over the years. What a waste of time.
He didn't close his mouth once the entire time.
September 16, 2026 at 8:34 PM
He didn't close his mouth once the entire time.
Mikey Reid Davis has been largely left out of the MAGA party for ten years now and it's absolutely eating him alive from the inside.
September 16, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Mikey Reid Davis has been largely left out of the MAGA party for ten years now and it's absolutely eating him alive from the inside.
did Bari ever let you eat her pussy?
September 16, 2026 at 6:57 PM
did Bari ever let you eat her pussy?
How sick will they be feeling when they go 0 for 4?
September 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
How sick will they be feeling when they go 0 for 4?
He doesn’t give a shit.
September 16, 2026 at 1:56 PM
He doesn’t give a shit.
NOPE DAD I HAZ FLIGHT FLOOF CLASS SEATS
September 16, 2026 at 11:18 AM
NOPE DAD I HAZ FLIGHT FLOOF CLASS SEATS
Irish? He's a tractor-fucker through and through
September 16, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Irish? He's a tractor-fucker through and through
It's a fixer-upper inside fore sure but good God, man. What a piece of history. 11 bed, 8 baths for (what seems to me anyway) the dirt-cheap price of $675K.
September 16, 2026 at 12:04 AM
It's a fixer-upper inside fore sure but good God, man. What a piece of history. 11 bed, 8 baths for (what seems to me anyway) the dirt-cheap price of $675K.
Ovechkin should be deported back to his shithole of origin YESTERDAY.
Scumbag.
Scumbag.
September 15, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Ovechkin should be deported back to his shithole of origin YESTERDAY.
Scumbag.
Scumbag.
Tells you everything you need to know about Adam Silver.
September 15, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Tells you everything you need to know about Adam Silver.
Oh, believe you me, I am VERY angry at every bit of what you're saying. I'm just in zero mood for this namby-pamby "poor thing, he was just a pawn, he had a family, it wasn't his fault" bullshit.
September 15, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Oh, believe you me, I am VERY angry at every bit of what you're saying. I'm just in zero mood for this namby-pamby "poor thing, he was just a pawn, he had a family, it wasn't his fault" bullshit.
No question about that whatsoever.
September 15, 2026 at 1:57 PM
No question about that whatsoever.
Bingo.
The way I see it, ICE didn't grab him by the neck and force him into joining them.
He BEGGED to be part of a para-Nazi force because he wanted to inflict as much pain and misery as he could.
So ICE takes his hate card away, he offs himself and I'm supposed to feel SAD about it?
Hell no.
The way I see it, ICE didn't grab him by the neck and force him into joining them.
He BEGGED to be part of a para-Nazi force because he wanted to inflict as much pain and misery as he could.
So ICE takes his hate card away, he offs himself and I'm supposed to feel SAD about it?
Hell no.
September 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Bingo.
The way I see it, ICE didn't grab him by the neck and force him into joining them.
He BEGGED to be part of a para-Nazi force because he wanted to inflict as much pain and misery as he could.
So ICE takes his hate card away, he offs himself and I'm supposed to feel SAD about it?
Hell no.
The way I see it, ICE didn't grab him by the neck and force him into joining them.
He BEGGED to be part of a para-Nazi force because he wanted to inflict as much pain and misery as he could.
So ICE takes his hate card away, he offs himself and I'm supposed to feel SAD about it?
Hell no.
It's so sad, I think I'll have another croissant for breakfast in honor of his memory which will last about as long as the croissant does.
I think I'll give Ben Harper's "Got Fired, Not ICE" a listen.
I think I'll give Ben Harper's "Got Fired, Not ICE" a listen.
September 15, 2026 at 1:43 PM
It's so sad, I think I'll have another croissant for breakfast in honor of his memory which will last about as long as the croissant does.
I think I'll give Ben Harper's "Got Fired, Not ICE" a listen.
I think I'll give Ben Harper's "Got Fired, Not ICE" a listen.
ES UNO FLOOFICITO GRANDE!
September 15, 2026 at 12:03 PM
ES UNO FLOOFICITO GRANDE!