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September 23, 2026 at 8:52 PM
for as long as i live, i will never forget this man getting on a stand, saying this to a jury, and assuming he was going to walk free. i’m glad he didn’t. and i hope we get a jury poll to tell us how much they hated and did not believe him. bsky.app/profile/jons...
Shih asks about one encounter and notes that Uribe had taken off early for work for physical fitness time.

Uribe: "I still got a good workout in."

Shih: "You're describing the rape … as a good workout??"

Uribe: "It wasn't a rape, it was consensual sex."
September 18, 2026 at 10:17 AM
it’s crazy how much play this article is getting. rosie o’donnell said the same thing 20 years ago. we already had this stupid argument.
September 17, 2026 at 11:40 PM
unfortunately, someday soon, you will have to get groceries and it will be forced on you.
September 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
i think they are also just totally disconnected from how insane the trump base is and what they seek out for media sources. traditional media was never going to draw those eyes!
September 16, 2026 at 1:19 PM
a moment of googling. a lifetime of regret.
September 16, 2026 at 12:37 AM
as a legislator, instead of spending time trying to find ways to make college tuition less fucking outrageous, i will make sure to ruin the lives of every trans kid in america so 2% of athletes can get a scholarship. excellent representing!
September 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
i don’t think it is which is why every is so fucking mad all the time. you’d think they’d look at DSA candidates making inroads and ask some questions about why that is and yet!
September 14, 2026 at 5:58 PM
i wonder if all those ongoing civil cases are going to be able to admit all this as evidence.
September 10, 2026 at 8:48 PM
“never forget”

ok, well maybe sometimes forget.
September 9, 2026 at 1:36 PM
not a gift link, but accessible archive.ph/2026.09.08-0...
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September 8, 2026 at 2:25 PM
everyone responsible for this needs to be made to pay for it. every agent doing violence, every judge allowing this to happen. all of them need to face consequences.
August 28, 2026 at 11:59 AM
this girl is going to have an incredible reddit post in a couple of weeks.
August 26, 2026 at 9:47 PM
can you link to that? i’m curious if this is why people in antiquity and medieval europe did a bi-phase sleep pattern!
August 22, 2026 at 7:58 PM
one of my biggest resentments about the second trump admin is that it has killed any sympathy for these people in me. mock her straight into the padded cell.
August 21, 2026 at 3:47 PM
it’s so much more expensive than just taking the NE regional too.
August 18, 2026 at 5:30 PM
yeah, i’d think you’d need to answer “how are we going to pay for it?” nonsense with something personalising it to be effective. “no one can afford it the way it is now!” or some such
August 17, 2026 at 12:46 PM
and, to be clear, this isn’t “those damn kids”. i’m just depressed that my generation did that. we built the panopticon
August 13, 2026 at 10:40 PM
i just don’t understand what this helps. we need all the people who stayed home or voted 3rd party. we need the people who were super mad at biden and hated kamala. i want those people to get on board next time so i really don’t understand how this helps any of that
August 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
i always want to know who they think was “cancelled” who didn’t deserve it. bc i have a very good answer to that with right wing excess and they can never think of anyone besides like Louis CK who 1. was never cancelled and 2. absolutely did deserve to be cancelled!
August 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
where are all the reports from diners where no one knows what tf twitch is?
August 11, 2026 at 12:13 PM
professor dave posted a long video of a delusional weirdo who stalks him and reacts to his videos with insane screeds and it always shocks me that these people are just out there… being like *that* on main. no one in their lives must know about it or really care about them enough to know. :/
August 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM