ashness
@ashness17.bsky.social
21-Host: my name is Europa. I'm playing around with the private eye archetype, because nothing makes sense right now. My profile picture is some fanart of Jonathan Sims that I've held onto but don't remember the one who drew it.
Pinned
I'll state this right now: pretty much everything on my account is in the creative commons
If you find any accounts connected to this one, it's also in the commons
I can't. um. believe you could possibly believe you could steal anything from me
If you find any accounts connected to this one, it's also in the commons
I can't. um. believe you could possibly believe you could steal anything from me
I genuinely just want it to look like I'm enjoying myself. once it does
I will enjoy myself.
I will enjoy myself.
September 12, 2026 at 6:46 AM
I genuinely just want it to look like I'm enjoying myself. once it does
I will enjoy myself.
I will enjoy myself.
I come from a long line of Chefs :)
September 12, 2026 at 6:28 AM
I come from a long line of Chefs :)
I know nothing. I am nothing. What do I do now?
September 11, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I know nothing. I am nothing. What do I do now?
I'll state this right now: pretty much everything on my account is in the creative commons
If you find any accounts connected to this one, it's also in the commons
I can't. um. believe you could possibly believe you could steal anything from me
If you find any accounts connected to this one, it's also in the commons
I can't. um. believe you could possibly believe you could steal anything from me
September 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I'll state this right now: pretty much everything on my account is in the creative commons
If you find any accounts connected to this one, it's also in the commons
I can't. um. believe you could possibly believe you could steal anything from me
If you find any accounts connected to this one, it's also in the commons
I can't. um. believe you could possibly believe you could steal anything from me
I watched the programmed responses of everyone around me disappear
September 11, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I watched the programmed responses of everyone around me disappear
CHEATED: why is it about stealing now
what happened to "don't like, don't read"
where did everyone go
what happened to "don't like, don't read"
where did everyone go
September 11, 2026 at 1:28 AM
CHEATED: why is it about stealing now
what happened to "don't like, don't read"
where did everyone go
what happened to "don't like, don't read"
where did everyone go
absent of cultural context
September 11, 2026 at 1:07 AM
absent of cultural context
❤️ did anyone notice that midnight is coming late on This Night Specifically
I'm getting yoinked. not sure what to do about it. okay.
I'm getting yoinked. not sure what to do about it. okay.
September 11, 2026 at 1:03 AM
❤️ did anyone notice that midnight is coming late on This Night Specifically
I'm getting yoinked. not sure what to do about it. okay.
I'm getting yoinked. not sure what to do about it. okay.
EUROPA: oh good
you're being honest
you're being honest
September 11, 2026 at 1:00 AM
EUROPA: oh good
you're being honest
you're being honest
LUNA-TERRA: my body knows what to do. there is nothing else.
September 11, 2026 at 12:59 AM
LUNA-TERRA: my body knows what to do. there is nothing else.
wanna go to bed soon and I can't
not yet
too anxious
I set it up this way apparently
not yet
too anxious
I set it up this way apparently
September 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM
wanna go to bed soon and I can't
not yet
too anxious
I set it up this way apparently
not yet
too anxious
I set it up this way apparently
learning is complicated. most people don't know how to do it
LUCY, NARRATED: we might be broken
LUCY, NARRATED: we might be broken
September 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM
learning is complicated. most people don't know how to do it
LUCY, NARRATED: we might be broken
LUCY, NARRATED: we might be broken
I can't stop picking
NEPTUNE, NARRATED: this means that we are *extremely* anxious
NEPTUNE, NARRATED: this means that we are *extremely* anxious
September 11, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I can't stop picking
NEPTUNE, NARRATED: this means that we are *extremely* anxious
NEPTUNE, NARRATED: this means that we are *extremely* anxious
I promise I can change :)
September 11, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I promise I can change :)
we're doing a cold read now
GALEN, NARRATED: this means that we're going to post for hours while we watch a video. there is no more room in our brain to hold them, so.
GALEN, NARRATED: this means that we're going to post for hours while we watch a video. there is no more room in our brain to hold them, so.
September 11, 2026 at 12:56 AM
we're doing a cold read now
GALEN, NARRATED: this means that we're going to post for hours while we watch a video. there is no more room in our brain to hold them, so.
GALEN, NARRATED: this means that we're going to post for hours while we watch a video. there is no more room in our brain to hold them, so.
please look at me.
why did I do that
why did I do that
September 11, 2026 at 12:55 AM
please look at me.
why did I do that
why did I do that
thanks for keeping my attention, I'm done
September 11, 2026 at 12:54 AM
thanks for keeping my attention, I'm done
"don't look at yourself" it says
and I ask "how do *you* do that. how."
and I ask "how do *you* do that. how."
September 11, 2026 at 12:53 AM
"don't look at yourself" it says
and I ask "how do *you* do that. how."
and I ask "how do *you* do that. how."
Reposted by ashness
weeks and months go by like this
we function on routines
we sleep,
we eat,
we read.
we eat we drink we sleep
-Rhodonite and Grief, by La Dispute
we function on routines
we sleep,
we eat,
we read.
we eat we drink we sleep
-Rhodonite and Grief, by La Dispute
September 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
weeks and months go by like this
we function on routines
we sleep,
we eat,
we read.
we eat we drink we sleep
-Rhodonite and Grief, by La Dispute
we function on routines
we sleep,
we eat,
we read.
we eat we drink we sleep
-Rhodonite and Grief, by La Dispute
oh no there's a doomscrolling tab. I don't want to be here
September 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
oh no there's a doomscrolling tab. I don't want to be here
I don't want to be this type of human anymore. genuinely.
maybe I will try looking at that video again and Not getting overstimulated
maybe I will try looking at that video again and Not getting overstimulated
September 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I don't want to be this type of human anymore. genuinely.
maybe I will try looking at that video again and Not getting overstimulated
maybe I will try looking at that video again and Not getting overstimulated
I am realizing that a big reason I'm confused is because YouTube no longer makes sense
I am backing myself into a corner and throwing myself onstage, okay, sure
I am backing myself into a corner and throwing myself onstage, okay, sure
September 11, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I am realizing that a big reason I'm confused is because YouTube no longer makes sense
I am backing myself into a corner and throwing myself onstage, okay, sure
I am backing myself into a corner and throwing myself onstage, okay, sure