I feel like I'm going to ruin the only good decisions I've made.
April 30, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I feel like I'm going to ruin the only good decisions I've made.
Me to my coworkers:
"You're so amazing, and I love you, and you do so much!"
My coworkers to me:
"You are doing such a good job!"
Me:
"You're so amazing, and I love you, and you do so much!"
My coworkers to me:
"You are doing such a good job!"
Me:
a man in a striped shirt is yawning in a bathroom .
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March 19, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Me to my coworkers:
"You're so amazing, and I love you, and you do so much!"
My coworkers to me:
"You are doing such a good job!"
Me:
"You're so amazing, and I love you, and you do so much!"
My coworkers to me:
"You are doing such a good job!"
Me:
Doctor: "Your cholesterol is a bit high, make sure you're limiting fried foods as much as possible."
Me, at the cafe: "Yes, I will take 8,000 mandazi, please and thank you."
Me, at the cafe: "Yes, I will take 8,000 mandazi, please and thank you."
January 19, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Doctor: "Your cholesterol is a bit high, make sure you're limiting fried foods as much as possible."
Me, at the cafe: "Yes, I will take 8,000 mandazi, please and thank you."
Me, at the cafe: "Yes, I will take 8,000 mandazi, please and thank you."
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It's simple, really. I only require unlimited amounts of coffee, tea, sushi, ramen, and pho. Also pastries.
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It's simple, really. I only require unlimited amounts of coffee, tea, sushi, ramen, and pho. Also pastries.
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We will not let Minnesotans go hungry.
November 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
We will not let Minnesotans go hungry.
Me: "Make sure you get to all of your doctors appointments and stay on top of your health!"
Also me: cancels my appointments and ignores preventative care messages 😈
Also me: cancels my appointments and ignores preventative care messages 😈
September 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Me: "Make sure you get to all of your doctors appointments and stay on top of your health!"
Also me: cancels my appointments and ignores preventative care messages 😈
Also me: cancels my appointments and ignores preventative care messages 😈
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I may not be musically talented, but I will fall in love with a musical in 10 seconds flat
August 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I may not be musically talented, but I will fall in love with a musical in 10 seconds flat
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The United States must recognize the state of Palestine.
July 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The United States must recognize the state of Palestine.
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Using Christ to justify cruelty is one of the oldest and most common forms of taking Christ’s name in vain.
July 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Using Christ to justify cruelty is one of the oldest and most common forms of taking Christ’s name in vain.
OMG, my husband noticed my new shirt today, I think he likes me 🤭🫣
a black and white skunk is standing in a field of flowers .
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July 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
OMG, my husband noticed my new shirt today, I think he likes me 🤭🫣
I'll go to bed after this EPIC song
After this one
Ok, for real this time
This one, this is the last one
🎶 Waaaaiiiiittttiiinnnngggg, Waaaaiiiiittttiiinnnngggg, Waaaaiiiiittttiiinnnngggg! 🎶
After this one
Ok, for real this time
This one, this is the last one
🎶 Waaaaiiiiittttiiinnnngggg, Waaaaiiiiittttiiinnnngggg, Waaaaiiiiittttiiinnnngggg! 🎶
July 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I'll go to bed after this EPIC song
After this one
Ok, for real this time
This one, this is the last one
🎶 Waaaaiiiiittttiiinnnngggg, Waaaaiiiiittttiiinnnngggg, Waaaaiiiiittttiiinnnngggg! 🎶
After this one
Ok, for real this time
This one, this is the last one
🎶 Waaaaiiiiittttiiinnnngggg, Waaaaiiiiittttiiinnnngggg, Waaaaiiiiittttiiinnnngggg! 🎶
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Don’t let someone’s refusal to soften their heart harden yours.
July 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Don’t let someone’s refusal to soften their heart harden yours.
Listen, I love Daniel Tiger, but he's given my daughter the idea that breaking out into song about *anything* while staring into a person's soul is normal behavior 🙃
June 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Listen, I love Daniel Tiger, but he's given my daughter the idea that breaking out into song about *anything* while staring into a person's soul is normal behavior 🙃
So tempted to unblock/refollow some family members just to get their takes on this 😅
June 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
So tempted to unblock/refollow some family members just to get their takes on this 😅
How are my kids so very small and also getting so very big at the same time 😭😭
May 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
How are my kids so very small and also getting so very big at the same time 😭😭
Hey brain, idk if you realize this, but I take medicine so you're not sad and anxious for no reason. So, could you get it together and like...not?
April 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Hey brain, idk if you realize this, but I take medicine so you're not sad and anxious for no reason. So, could you get it together and like...not?
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This is an absolute disgrace. The White House is signaling that our Government has no intention of obeying a court order.
This is fascism.
This is fascism.
April 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This is an absolute disgrace. The White House is signaling that our Government has no intention of obeying a court order.
This is fascism.
This is fascism.
You see, I cannot give away my daughter's baby bows because that would be admitting that she's not a baby anymore
😭😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭
April 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
You see, I cannot give away my daughter's baby bows because that would be admitting that she's not a baby anymore
😭😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭
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[segways into mordor]
hahahaaaa nobody expected this
hahahaaaa nobody expected this
March 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
[segways into mordor]
hahahaaaa nobody expected this
hahahaaaa nobody expected this
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flash drives are so big for so cheap nowadays that it actually fucks me up. i don't want to put a single text file on a 128gb stick. it's too big. the file is going to get all rattled around and dinged up if i leave it in there by itself
March 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
flash drives are so big for so cheap nowadays that it actually fucks me up. i don't want to put a single text file on a 128gb stick. it's too big. the file is going to get all rattled around and dinged up if i leave it in there by itself
"I'm going to listen to a little Griff before bed, that will help me calm down and get ready for sleep."
...
"OH, ON SUNDAY MORNING"
...
"OH, ON SUNDAY MORNING"
a blurry picture of a woman in a pink sweater standing next to a man in a black shirt
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March 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"I'm going to listen to a little Griff before bed, that will help me calm down and get ready for sleep."
...
"OH, ON SUNDAY MORNING"
...
"OH, ON SUNDAY MORNING"