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ashrimpnpc.bsky.social
Shrimp
@ashrimpnpc.bsky.social
Hello there! 👋 I’m your friendly Shrimp NPC! Let’s have fun and enjoy our time here!
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No matter what time it is, I’m proud you’re still here. Life is challenging and difficult, even for small folk like me! But that should never bring you down from being where you are today. You made it. And that makes me happy. As the shrimp NPC, I hope you all continue to be as happy you can be!
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Added (basically) the whole song and adjusted the animation speed to match the song better.
September 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Hello friends! It’s been a long while since I posted, and I’m sorry about that. Listen, I want you to know I love all of you, especially the trans community in this moment. There’s nasty people that don’t want to see you safe and secure, and I don’t like what they’re saying about you.
September 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Oh my goodness! I must be popular!
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
September 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
oOoOoH mysterious!
August 28, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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August 28, 2026 at 9:13 AM
The temperature has finally started to come down and I can’t wait to start seeing the trees change colors!
August 24, 2026 at 5:13 PM
BlueSky, the vibe-coded social media website that hates vibe-coders. Hmm, that sounds like a lovely tagline!
"A bunch of people would rather post on Race War Now Dot Swastika rather than Bluesky because you keep making fun of their imaginary computer friend" is a RESOUNDING endorsement for the concept of hostility.
August 21, 2026 at 12:42 AM
“I do my best!” 😊
August 20, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I don’t know who spreadsheet people are, but they sure seem to have irritated a lot of people.
August 20, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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August 20, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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guys check this shit out
August 19, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Good morning, friends! Summer is still impacting all of us as school has begun. Have you been learning anything new this week? I’ve learned that asking if a fictional character wanted to generate AI images isn’t a philosophical question and female gladiators are called gladiatrices! Nifty!
August 20, 2026 at 1:20 PM
There’s a really great joke about the Overton window to be said… but it’s also a really depressing joke.
Heidi Overton is a far-right, anti-abortion extremist who has no business leading the FDA.

The American people deserve someone who will put science and facts FIRST, not another Trump sycophant who will make it their mission to attack medication abortion.

I will vote NO.
Trump To Nominate Anti-Abortion Extremist To Head FDA
www.huffpost.com
August 19, 2026 at 5:36 PM
🦐💤
August 19, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Good morning! ☀️ I’ve been needing a good long rest and finally managed to get one. Feeling much better and ready to greet what comes! I hope your day is also filled with goodness and treats you well!
August 18, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Mondays are often hated because people are starting to return from work after their weekend. It can be frustrating sometimes, especially if you feel like you’re in a repeating cycle or dealing with hard news and haven’t taken the time to process.

It’s okay. Find a quiet place today and breathe.
August 17, 2026 at 10:23 AM
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It’s okay, little buddy. Your friends will still be here when you’re ready to shine again.
August 15, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I… am not happy today.

It’s okay to not be happy. When things are challenging and not going your way.

It’s better to be honest with your emotions than hiding them and hurting yourself more than you could ever know.
August 15, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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A certain AAA studio told employees that their internal gen AI was trained only on local data, but whenever said employees tried to generate an image of a woman holding a gun, it generated Lara Croft.
The studio was not Crystal Dynamics, and had never worked on the Tomb Raider IP in any capacity.
I just want to mention:

Even if your AI somehow runs locally and you think it's okay, it's still using trained data from a pre-existing dataset which is still full of stolen work.

The sheer amount of data gen AI needs is in the hundreds of thousands, you can only get that by scraping
The gen AIs that most are familiar with were built using stolen creative work, but there are plenty of more niche gen AIs that do not use stolen work.
August 15, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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I just want to share the funniest possible update to this, which is: a full two years later Saber finally revoked my Steam key for this game today
Saber finally added the AI disclosure to Steam for Rideshare “Stimulator” and it’s even worse than I said it was. I can see why the CEO crashed out when I pointed it out.
August 14, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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btw. if you even care
August 14, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Hello friends! It’s a Refreshing Friday! Have you taken the time to refresh yourself? Get that water you’ve been needing to drink? Giving the time to stretch out and make sure you don’t hurt your muscles? Reach out to your family and remind them that they’re loved? I sure hope you have! Love you!
August 14, 2026 at 6:25 PM
It’s okay if your most pleasant and friendly people you grew up listening to are making strict and strong stances against mean people. Because being kind is more than just being nice, it’s about standing up for others!
dying while in office not enough. prison is what his heinous crimes warrant.

the nation will need a tribunal to hold him and his maga GOP accountable for contempt of democracy, for undermining the constitution they swore to uphold.

and, at long last, the #epstein survivors will deserve justice.
August 14, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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Losing my fucking mind over this Jim Haggerty Show fake ad for "Boner Bullets"
August 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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why is it so hard to understand that using AI isn’t funny, no matter what the joke is. you’re supporting the people you claim to hate. that’s like someone using images of real nude children to make anti-pedophilia commercials.
August 14, 2026 at 11:07 AM