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People need a good cry now and again. They do. Just as much as they need a good laugh.
September 2, 2026 at 3:59 AM
@witneyseibold.bsky.social When are conservative states going to stop kids from singing "My Country 'Tis of Thee"? Do they not understand the kind of woke nonsense that's in this song? Come on! "Land where my fathers died"? My fathers! Two fathers! WTF?
August 28, 2026 at 11:27 PM
@witneyseibold.bsky.social
The success of THE ODYSSEY and Nolan's Batman movies tells me we need more men with capes in America. Get a cape. Get a real cape. Don't tie a towel around your neck like some kid. That's childish. Spend some money on your cape. Get several. Sew them onto your shirts.
July 25, 2026 at 6:03 AM
@witneyseibold.bsky.social
Miss Havisham & Batman. Just thinking about the connection between these 2 fictional characters. If you're rich you're favored people, and how dare anything bad ever happen to you? If it does it obsesses you completely, you can never get over it, it'll always be there.
July 18, 2026 at 8:39 PM
@witneyseibold.bsky.social
@williambibbiani.bsky.social
"You can't judge a country by just twelve years."
---Erica Jong. Fear of Flying.
June 20, 2026 at 6:28 AM
@witneyseibold.bsky.social
@williambibbiani.bsky.social
How this for a movie idea: "Eat Batman"
May 28, 2026 at 11:51 PM
@witneyseibold.bsky.social
#BurtWard is not an actor who ever had to complain that his part was too small, if you know what I mean.
May 22, 2026 at 7:02 PM
@williambibbiani.bsky.social
When is #HunterBiden going to get his share of the $1.8 Billion?
@witneyseibold.bsky.social
May 21, 2026 at 7:57 AM
@fakemuppetguests.bsky.social
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Sylvia Coco!
May 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
#iranwar If Trump were to order genocide, can't the Joint Chiefs of Staff tell him they refuse to obey an illegal order and commit a war crime?
April 10, 2026 at 4:33 AM
@maddow.bsky.social
Rachel Profiling.
March 19, 2026 at 8:36 PM
@marxbrotherscouncilpodcast.com
We're all of us born knowing who Groucho is, but until you've seen your first MB movie, you're prob. not going to be familiar with Harpo. Watching this, I had no idea who Trapper John was supposed to be. Not a great imitation, though his hair is perfect for the role.
March 18, 2026 at 5:49 PM
March 13, 2026 at 5:14 AM
March 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
#StupidQuestions
At the Burbank Hilton I asked for directions to the airport.
"Are you driving a car to the airport?"
"No, I'm driving a tractor to the airport! What the Hell kind of a question is that?"
I didn't say that, but I thought it.
Why would I need directions if I wasn't driving?
February 16, 2026 at 9:49 PM
@witneyseibold.bsky.social
Someone needs to re-review "Men in Black" based on what's going on in Minneapolis, and I can't think of anyone more qualified than you.
February 6, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Reposted
January 19, 2026 at 1:32 PM
@marxbrotherscouncilpodcast.com
#Harpo
If Trump were to lose his cognitive abilities, it would be like if Harpo Marx got laryngitis.
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
December 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
‪@kilomonster.art‬ Oh, Mister Free Speech can't let just anyone comment?
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
@thutmose.bsky.social
It's late. Gotta go to sleep. We will continue tomorrow.
December 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM