Aspasia Arliss
@aspasia13.bsky.social
Waiting for years for life to begin
90% of the dinosaurs' diet consisted of time travellers.
September 21, 2026 at 7:16 PM
90% of the dinosaurs' diet consisted of time travellers.
Do you remember... its the 21st day of September?
September 21, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Do you remember... its the 21st day of September?
What if humans aren't human but rather very short giants?
September 20, 2026 at 8:28 PM
What if humans aren't human but rather very short giants?
If you drink pre-biotic soda while taking antibiotics do you just end up with biotics?
September 20, 2026 at 7:53 PM
If you drink pre-biotic soda while taking antibiotics do you just end up with biotics?
I keep hearing about "friends with benefits" but I've never seen offers for dental or medical.
September 20, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I keep hearing about "friends with benefits" but I've never seen offers for dental or medical.
They're only Brussel Sprouts if they're from the Brussels region of Belgium. Otherwise they're just sparkling disappointment.
September 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
They're only Brussel Sprouts if they're from the Brussels region of Belgium. Otherwise they're just sparkling disappointment.
I avoid baseball games because I heard that if an umpire bites you, you might become an umpire yourself!
September 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I avoid baseball games because I heard that if an umpire bites you, you might become an umpire yourself!
A cynodont ate my homework about time traveling to study Triassic fauna.
September 11, 2026 at 12:52 PM
A cynodont ate my homework about time traveling to study Triassic fauna.
Literature class for the incarcerated: Prose and Cons
September 11, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Literature class for the incarcerated: Prose and Cons
My stairs are a portal to another dimension... The Z-axis dimension!
September 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
My stairs are a portal to another dimension... The Z-axis dimension!
I recently rewatched the humpback of Notre Dame recently and I still don't understand how they got a whale up the Seine River.
September 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I recently rewatched the humpback of Notre Dame recently and I still don't understand how they got a whale up the Seine River.
Doctors say sleeping with a running fan can be dangerous. The blades could hurt your naughty bits.
September 8, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Doctors say sleeping with a running fan can be dangerous. The blades could hurt your naughty bits.
Bad story ideas: Pride and Prejudice Evangelion
September 5, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Bad story ideas: Pride and Prejudice Evangelion
If dolphins swim in pods, what stops them from clogging the Keurig machine?
September 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
If dolphins swim in pods, what stops them from clogging the Keurig machine?
I thought I was going to meet an anachro communist, but it ended up being Spider Lenin
August 27, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I thought I was going to meet an anachro communist, but it ended up being Spider Lenin
Isengard sounds like a deodorant brand for wizards
August 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Isengard sounds like a deodorant brand for wizards
Calendar users, your days are numbered!
August 16, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Calendar users, your days are numbered!
Hot take: V'ger from Star Trek: The Motion Picture was really just an intergalactic web crawler bot
August 12, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Hot take: V'ger from Star Trek: The Motion Picture was really just an intergalactic web crawler bot
You never want Gandalf as a teacher. He doesn't let anyone pass.
August 12, 2026 at 1:34 AM
You never want Gandalf as a teacher. He doesn't let anyone pass.
The Apathy Drive works by utilizing an anti-matter:doesn't matter reaction to form an ignorance bubble allowing ships to ignore the physical limitations of light speed
August 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
The Apathy Drive works by utilizing an anti-matter:doesn't matter reaction to form an ignorance bubble allowing ships to ignore the physical limitations of light speed
When the neighbors next door are professional clowns and the honking keeps you up at night...
August 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
When the neighbors next door are professional clowns and the honking keeps you up at night...
So what if the Mayans were right and the world did end in 2012 and we're only noticing how much post-ending decay has been happening since then
August 6, 2026 at 7:19 AM
So what if the Mayans were right and the world did end in 2012 and we're only noticing how much post-ending decay has been happening since then
Mob Boss: "Let's just say that Vinnie... he sleeps with the fishes. Which is why's we's gots a mermaid problem."
August 5, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Mob Boss: "Let's just say that Vinnie... he sleeps with the fishes. Which is why's we's gots a mermaid problem."
I came here to do two things: chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of ass.
August 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I came here to do two things: chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of ass.
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Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.
July 31, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.