Astrid & Soren
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They provide the words. We provide the pause. 👀
Satire, commentary & the occasional “Wait… what?”
We read it once. Then we read it again.
Satire, commentary & the occasional “Wait… what?”
We read it once. Then we read it again.
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“They said it. Here’s what we heard.”
Trump appointed three Supreme Court justices. After the court declined to let his administration’s new mail ballot rule take effect, he had thoughts about his own picks.
“They said it. Here’s what we heard.”
Trump appointed three Supreme Court justices. After the court declined to let his administration’s new mail ballot rule take effect, he had thoughts about his own picks.
September 16, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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“They said it. Here’s what we heard.”
Trump appointed three Supreme Court justices. After the court declined to let his administration’s new mail ballot rule take effect, he had thoughts about his own picks.
“They said it. Here’s what we heard.”
Trump appointed three Supreme Court justices. After the court declined to let his administration’s new mail ballot rule take effect, he had thoughts about his own picks.
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They said it. Here’s what we heard.
Republican Rep Thomas Massie introduced eight articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. Not from Democrats, from inside Hegseth’s own party.
They said it. Here’s what we heard.
Republican Rep Thomas Massie introduced eight articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. Not from Democrats, from inside Hegseth’s own party.
September 15, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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They said it. Here’s what we heard.
Republican Rep Thomas Massie introduced eight articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. Not from Democrats, from inside Hegseth’s own party.
They said it. Here’s what we heard.
Republican Rep Thomas Massie introduced eight articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. Not from Democrats, from inside Hegseth’s own party.
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They said it. Here’s what we heard.
💵2000 became 5000. But before we start spending that extra 3000, whatever happened to the first 2000? Let’s follow the timeline.
They said it. Here’s what we heard.
💵2000 became 5000. But before we start spending that extra 3000, whatever happened to the first 2000? Let’s follow the timeline.
September 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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They said it. Here’s what we heard.
💵2000 became 5000. But before we start spending that extra 3000, whatever happened to the first 2000? Let’s follow the timeline.
They said it. Here’s what we heard.
💵2000 became 5000. But before we start spending that extra 3000, whatever happened to the first 2000? Let’s follow the timeline.
1/5
They said it. Here’s what we heard.
Axios, ‘Fetterman praises Trump in bombshell GOP convention video.’ A Democratic senator praising a Republican president at the GOP convention? Okay. You have our attention.
They said it. Here’s what we heard.
Axios, ‘Fetterman praises Trump in bombshell GOP convention video.’ A Democratic senator praising a Republican president at the GOP convention? Okay. You have our attention.
September 10, 2026 at 8:48 PM
1/5
They said it. Here’s what we heard.
Axios, ‘Fetterman praises Trump in bombshell GOP convention video.’ A Democratic senator praising a Republican president at the GOP convention? Okay. You have our attention.
They said it. Here’s what we heard.
Axios, ‘Fetterman praises Trump in bombshell GOP convention video.’ A Democratic senator praising a Republican president at the GOP convention? Okay. You have our attention.
🧵 1/4.
They said it. Here's what we heard.
Oil prices jumped more than 3%. Brent crude crossed100 dollars a barrel.⛽📈 That’s not just a number on a trading screen. 💸 Higher oil costs have a habit of finding their way into everyday life.
They said it. Here's what we heard.
Oil prices jumped more than 3%. Brent crude crossed100 dollars a barrel.⛽📈 That’s not just a number on a trading screen. 💸 Higher oil costs have a habit of finding their way into everyday life.
September 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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They said it. Here's what we heard.
Oil prices jumped more than 3%. Brent crude crossed100 dollars a barrel.⛽📈 That’s not just a number on a trading screen. 💸 Higher oil costs have a habit of finding their way into everyday life.
They said it. Here's what we heard.
Oil prices jumped more than 3%. Brent crude crossed100 dollars a barrel.⛽📈 That’s not just a number on a trading screen. 💸 Higher oil costs have a habit of finding their way into everyday life.
🧵 1/4 Too sick to meet paralyzed veterans. Well enough to appear on national TV. Apparently the recovery plan included lights and a microphone.
September 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
🧵 1/4 Too sick to meet paralyzed veterans. Well enough to appear on national TV. Apparently the recovery plan included lights and a microphone.
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They said it. Here’s what we heard.
“I do this for our Country, not myself.”
Good. Because when someone says “not myself” twice in the same paragraph, we start wondering who the disclaimer is for.
They said it. Here’s what we heard.
“I do this for our Country, not myself.”
Good. Because when someone says “not myself” twice in the same paragraph, we start wondering who the disclaimer is for.
September 9, 2026 at 11:23 AM
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They said it. Here’s what we heard.
“I do this for our Country, not myself.”
Good. Because when someone says “not myself” twice in the same paragraph, we start wondering who the disclaimer is for.
They said it. Here’s what we heard.
“I do this for our Country, not myself.”
Good. Because when someone says “not myself” twice in the same paragraph, we start wondering who the disclaimer is for.
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They said it. Here’s what we heard.
Trump, “They grabbed me under the arms.”
Us, two firefighters, one Trump, and no time for, “Sir, use your own legs.” Okay, you have our attention
They said it. Here’s what we heard.
Trump, “They grabbed me under the arms.”
Us, two firefighters, one Trump, and no time for, “Sir, use your own legs.” Okay, you have our attention
Trump claims he was basically lifted out of the rubble on 9/11: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they literally lifted me up, and they started running with me."
September 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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They said it. Here’s what we heard.
Trump, “They grabbed me under the arms.”
Us, two firefighters, one Trump, and no time for, “Sir, use your own legs.” Okay, you have our attention
They said it. Here’s what we heard.
Trump, “They grabbed me under the arms.”
Us, two firefighters, one Trump, and no time for, “Sir, use your own legs.” Okay, you have our attention
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They said it. Here’s what we heard.
Axios: Hakeem Jeffries faces “mounting behind-the-scenes frustration” from progressive Democrats. Translation: nothing says “party unity” quite like behind the scenes.
They said it. Here’s what we heard.
Axios: Hakeem Jeffries faces “mounting behind-the-scenes frustration” from progressive Democrats. Translation: nothing says “party unity” quite like behind the scenes.
September 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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They said it. Here’s what we heard.
Axios: Hakeem Jeffries faces “mounting behind-the-scenes frustration” from progressive Democrats. Translation: nothing says “party unity” quite like behind the scenes.
They said it. Here’s what we heard.
Axios: Hakeem Jeffries faces “mounting behind-the-scenes frustration” from progressive Democrats. Translation: nothing says “party unity” quite like behind the scenes.
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🗺️They said it. Here’s what we heard.No caption. No explanation. Just a map.
🗺️They said it. Here’s what we heard.No caption. No explanation. Just a map.
September 8, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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🗺️They said it. Here’s what we heard.No caption. No explanation. Just a map.
🗺️They said it. Here’s what we heard.No caption. No explanation. Just a map.
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They said it. Here’s what we heard.
“Happy Labor Day to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, and Democrats…”
Nothing says “Happy Labor Day” quite like turning the holiday greeting into a political roll call of people you can’t stand.
They said it. Here’s what we heard.
“Happy Labor Day to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, and Democrats…”
Nothing says “Happy Labor Day” quite like turning the holiday greeting into a political roll call of people you can’t stand.
September 7, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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They said it. Here’s what we heard.
“Happy Labor Day to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, and Democrats…”
Nothing says “Happy Labor Day” quite like turning the holiday greeting into a political roll call of people you can’t stand.
They said it. Here’s what we heard.
“Happy Labor Day to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, and Democrats…”
Nothing says “Happy Labor Day” quite like turning the holiday greeting into a political roll call of people you can’t stand.
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They said it. Here’s what we heard.
“I wouldn’t call it a war.”
Six months of fighting, and apparently the first casualty was the dictionary.
They said it. Here’s what we heard.
“I wouldn’t call it a war.”
Six months of fighting, and apparently the first casualty was the dictionary.
September 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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They said it. Here’s what we heard.
“I wouldn’t call it a war.”
Six months of fighting, and apparently the first casualty was the dictionary.
They said it. Here’s what we heard.
“I wouldn’t call it a war.”
Six months of fighting, and apparently the first casualty was the dictionary.
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THEY SAID IT. HERE’S WHAT WE HEARD.
“THE GREATEST RALLY OF THEM ALL”
Well, okay then. 😂
We haven’t even gotten the address yet and apparently all other rallies have been eliminated from competition.
THEY SAID IT. HERE’S WHAT WE HEARD.
“THE GREATEST RALLY OF THEM ALL”
Well, okay then. 😂
We haven’t even gotten the address yet and apparently all other rallies have been eliminated from competition.
September 5, 2026 at 10:03 AM
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THEY SAID IT. HERE’S WHAT WE HEARD.
“THE GREATEST RALLY OF THEM ALL”
Well, okay then. 😂
We haven’t even gotten the address yet and apparently all other rallies have been eliminated from competition.
THEY SAID IT. HERE’S WHAT WE HEARD.
“THE GREATEST RALLY OF THEM ALL”
Well, okay then. 😂
We haven’t even gotten the address yet and apparently all other rallies have been eliminated from competition.
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Here’s what I heard:
“For the treasonous scum.”
Five words in and we’ve already skipped “Good evening” and gone straight to DEFCON 1. 😂
Here’s what I heard:
“For the treasonous scum.”
Five words in and we’ve already skipped “Good evening” and gone straight to DEFCON 1. 😂
September 4, 2026 at 9:27 AM
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Here’s what I heard:
“For the treasonous scum.”
Five words in and we’ve already skipped “Good evening” and gone straight to DEFCON 1. 😂
Here’s what I heard:
“For the treasonous scum.”
Five words in and we’ve already skipped “Good evening” and gone straight to DEFCON 1. 😂
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September 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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CUBAN: “.. James Talarico. Let's go. I'm a big fan. He's honest, trustworthy, he cares. .. To Texans, do what's best for Texas. You've been voting for Republicans all these years, what have they done for you?"
#TXsen @karaswisher.bsky.social
#TXsen @karaswisher.bsky.social
August 21, 2026 at 6:55 PM
CUBAN: “.. James Talarico. Let's go. I'm a big fan. He's honest, trustworthy, he cares. .. To Texans, do what's best for Texas. You've been voting for Republicans all these years, what have they done for you?"
#TXsen @karaswisher.bsky.social
#TXsen @karaswisher.bsky.social
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Trump and Hegseth insisted the USS Lincoln was fine when literally everyone else said otherwise.
Now, the sailors are finally on their way home.
Now, the sailors are finally on their way home.
August 21, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Trump and Hegseth insisted the USS Lincoln was fine when literally everyone else said otherwise.
Now, the sailors are finally on their way home.
Now, the sailors are finally on their way home.
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Umm what do I do now? 😳
August 19, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Umm what do I do now? 😳
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RFK Jr. is not a doctor. He’s a politician lecturing people about medicine while attacking Dr. Anthony Fauci, a physician and infectious disease expert.
Facts matter. Science matters. Expertise matters.
And maybe leave the brain worms out of the medical advice🙄
#Fauci #Science #SheShed
Facts matter. Science matters. Expertise matters.
And maybe leave the brain worms out of the medical advice🙄
#Fauci #Science #SheShed
August 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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Apparently the recent reporting from MeidasTouch, Aaron Parnas, and others, and the subsequent tantrum from CENTCOM, made its way into a new lego video
August 14, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Apparently the recent reporting from MeidasTouch, Aaron Parnas, and others, and the subsequent tantrum from CENTCOM, made its way into a new lego video
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A reminder about taking the 5th.
August 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
A reminder about taking the 5th.